Even Chimps Have Mid-Life Crises


Scientists have found that chimpanzees and orangutans wellbeing drops during midlife and grows again as they get older. These apes can grow to be as old as 50, and around 27 and 28 years old they animals begin to decline. Researchers believe it’s due to them being so close to humans in their make up. So these chimps are going to start buying sports cars and dating way younger girl apes.

Found on guardian.co.uk.

16 comments
Beer
Beer

If you spray it with febreeze and it will faint

Greatly Fatigued
Greatly Fatigued

Another pseudo-scientific study sensationalized by boring journalists.

Jerry65
Jerry65

I'm glad we solved that mystery.....

the jerm
the jerm

Sooooooooooo, Ant's a chimp?

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

Yeah, so close to humans, except for the thinking,speaking,inventing, shit eating and shit throwing part.