Are Egyptian Husbands Going to Get a Goodbye Bang!? (updated)
Some reports are claiming that Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives – for up to six hours after their death. Daily Mail is reporting that there is a controversial new law that is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment. One source is claiming that this is unsubstantiated rumor.
Sex with the dead is not unheard of in some cultures. The National Review is reporting that a Muslim Imam declared sex with a corpse is religiously appropriate. It seems to be all the rage.
Read more at dailymail.co.uk.
blumanta
April 26, 2012 at 6:11 pm
Savage Corpse fuckers
HollyGothic
April 26, 2012 at 6:15 pm
um. . . . I guess that could be a new way to deal with grief. . .
DerekJamesSmith
April 26, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Islamists? Christians? I don’t see the difference
Cletus from Brooklyn
April 27, 2012 at 7:57 am
@DerekJamesSmith really?
LizSetsFire
April 26, 2012 at 6:16 pm
why cant we just fire bomb these people?
FLprodriver66
April 26, 2012 at 7:08 pm
@LizSetsFire…the desert heat has baked their brains
blumanta
April 26, 2012 at 6:20 pm
They havent done shit since they finished the Pyramids
HollyGothic
April 26, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Bring Mubarak back
elephant_droid
April 27, 2012 at 12:43 am
@HollyGothic Better yet, Anwar Sadat.
blumanta
April 26, 2012 at 6:23 pm
Now they will stone Women to death in the streets just to bang them.
mitchj84
April 27, 2012 at 11:24 am
@blumanta Yup, it’s known as the old Stone and Bone! Or “Stone em and Bone em” in some circles…
fezitorium
April 26, 2012 at 6:32 pm
The last thing I am going back to is the same old snatch after the unlucky lottery frees me from my marital obligations. That’s real sickness.
Igglesphan
April 26, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Where are the feminists? Where is the outrage? Bush did it.
Turbo_Squirbo
April 26, 2012 at 6:39 pm
She’s really dead in the sack.
Smoky Mountain Cabin
April 26, 2012 at 6:41 pm
You think that was rigor mortis? I don’t know… I think I gave her an orgasm
The Real Big Ed
April 26, 2012 at 6:44 pm
How can they tell the difference?
Narc Zito
April 26, 2012 at 6:56 pm
“I’m deathly tired!”
“Doesn’t matter.”
FLprodriver66
April 26, 2012 at 7:02 pm
He can finally get the anal sex she’s been avoiding
FLprodriver66
April 26, 2012 at 7:03 pm
At least you know she won’t talk back!
Smoky Mountain Cabin
April 26, 2012 at 7:14 pm
@FLprodriver66 Why not take a trip down the ‘old dirt road’ before she takes the long dirt nap?
FLprodriver66
April 26, 2012 at 7:15 pm
Giving new meaning to “having a COLD one”!
DavidFromPA
April 26, 2012 at 7:19 pm
No different then having sex with a women you have been married to for over 10 years anyway,
Jagger_Lover
April 26, 2012 at 7:19 pm
Does that include anal?
Phild2400
April 26, 2012 at 7:23 pm
Let me guess this story didn’t come from Aljazeera – Islam a religion that is pro Necrophilia and underage sex no wonder they have to cover their women like old couches
Narc Zito
April 26, 2012 at 7:51 pm
The great thing about sex with Muslim women is there’s no clit to get in the way.
TyWanon
April 26, 2012 at 8:05 pm
I…I….I am Egyptian Mortician
Yuuuck
April 26, 2012 at 8:29 pm
Ummm… Why?
vegascable
April 26, 2012 at 8:29 pm
What if you had a Harem and two of your wives suddently got into a camel accident or a magic carpet tragedy? Are Ménage à trois allowed?
Yuuuck
April 26, 2012 at 8:32 pm
@vegascable “Magic carpet tragedy” made me howl. Thanks.
Katmandu mis-spelled
April 26, 2012 at 8:42 pm
You don’t have to worry about her being satisfied or cheating
Katmandu mis-spelled
April 26, 2012 at 8:43 pm
Im tired of all women put smarting me also and that includes strippers
Katmandu mis-spelled
April 26, 2012 at 8:44 pm
I’m tired of women being smarter than me any way and that is directed mostly at strippers
meddoc21
April 26, 2012 at 10:01 pm
no, no go ahead she won’t feel a thing. I promise
SerotoninsGone
April 26, 2012 at 11:10 pm
So THAT’S what Halal meat is…
elephant_droid
April 27, 2012 at 12:46 am
Up to 6 hours? I could rationalize the first 10 minutes while she is a little warm. Also, alive or dead? who fucks for 6 hours?
elephant_droid
April 27, 2012 at 12:47 am
At least she doesn’t have to see his dirty, sand filled, uncircumcised dick that is 5 times darker than the rest of his skin.
Ojisan
April 27, 2012 at 1:00 am
Another new measure introduced due to popular demand was to make the Egyptian national pastime throwing rocks at the moon.
Shinemonkey
April 27, 2012 at 1:19 am
She wont feel a thing
SerotoninsGone
April 27, 2012 at 1:56 am
tss tss It’s like, what is this, the die-bang or sumpthin!? tss tss
elephant_droid
April 27, 2012 at 4:06 am
Beware husbands that have sex with their dead, employed, educated, 13 year old wives. There just isn’t a place for that in our community and you will be punished.
jerkstoresean
April 27, 2012 at 7:57 am
All of the corpses are going to show up to the morgue with cum on their faces
Cletus from Brooklyn
April 27, 2012 at 7:58 am
You really want to stick your dick in a dead vagina?
TwizzlesMcNasty
April 27, 2012 at 8:10 am
I just got the call boss that my wife just died.
oh do you need to go home early?
I’ve got a few hours.
jerkstoresean
April 27, 2012 at 9:23 am
Funky Cold Medina
Pool Keepers Son
April 27, 2012 at 9:33 am
I thought when she died then you got to fuck her sister, much better in my opinion
WilliamFBaldwin
April 27, 2012 at 1:02 pm
Knocked up in heaven, she won’t getting invited to any of those virgin parties
harlequincy
April 27, 2012 at 1:47 pm
fuck that mummy snatch
Burley
April 27, 2012 at 2:28 pm
she was a dead fuck in life now she a dead fuck in death they are a nasty fucking culture.
beerbuzzard
April 27, 2012 at 4:51 pm
Well at least there won’t be any dirty little sand babies if there pussy is cold
Shaggyballz74
April 28, 2012 at 6:44 pm
my better judgement had me delete what i was really gonna post…yay me