Are Egyptian Husbands Going to Get a Goodbye Bang!? (updated)

my better judgement had me delete what i was really gonna post...yay me

Well at least there won't be any dirty little sand babies if there pussy is cold

she was a dead fuck in life now she a dead fuck in death they are a nasty fucking culture.

fuck that mummy snatch

Knocked up in heaven, she won't getting invited to any of those virgin parties

I thought when she died then you got to fuck her sister, much better in my opinion

Funky Cold Medina

I just got the call boss that my wife just died. 

oh do you need to go home early?

I've got a few hours.

You really want to stick your dick in a dead vagina?

All of the corpses are going to show up to the morgue with cum on their faces

Beware husbands that have sex with their dead, employed, educated, 13 year old wives. There just isn't a place for that in our community and you will be punished.

tss tss It's like, what is this, the die-bang or sumpthin!? tss tss

She wont feel a thing

Another new measure introduced due to popular demand was to make the Egyptian national pastime throwing rocks at the moon.

At least she doesn't have to see his dirty, sand filled, uncircumcised dick that is 5 times darker than the rest of his skin.

Up to 6 hours? I could rationalize the first 10 minutes while she is a little warm. Also, alive or dead? who fucks for 6 hours?

So THAT'S what Halal meat is...

no, no go ahead she won't feel a thing. I promise

I'm tired of women being smarter than me any way and that is directed mostly at strippers

You don't have to worry about her being satisfied or cheating

What if you had a Harem and two of your wives suddently got into a camel accident or a magic carpet tragedy? Are Ménage à trois allowed?

Ummm...   Why?   

I...I....I am Egyptian Mortician

The great thing about sex with Muslim women is there's no clit to get in the way.

Let me guess this story didn't come from Aljazeera - Islam a religion that is pro Necrophilia and underage sex no wonder they have to cover their women like old couches 

Does that include anal?

No different then having sex with a women you have been married to for over 10 years anyway,

Giving new meaning to "having a COLD one"!

He can finally get the anal sex she's been avoiding

"I'm deathly tired!"

"Doesn't matter."

How can they tell the difference?

You think that was rigor mortis?  I don't know... I think I gave her an orgasm

She's really dead in the sack.

Where are the feminists?  Where is the outrage?  Bush did it. 

The last thing I am going back to is the same old snatch after the unlucky lottery frees me from my marital obligations. That's real sickness. 

Now they will stone Women to death in the streets just to bang them. 

Bring Mubarak back

They havent done shit since they finished the Pyramids

why cant we just fire bomb these people?

Islamists? Christians? I don't see the difference

um. . . .  I guess that could be a new way to deal with grief. . .

Savage Corpse fuckers 

 @vegascable "Magic carpet tragedy" made me howl.  Thanks.

 @FLprodriver66 Why not take a trip down the 'old dirt road' before she takes the long dirt nap?

At least you know she won't talk back!

 @blumanta Yup, it's known as the old Stone and Bone!  Or "Stone em and Bone em" in some circles...

 @HollyGothic Better yet, Anwar Sadat.

@LizSetsFire...the desert heat has baked their brains

 @DerekJamesSmith really?