Egypt Bans Porn Online Causing Split in Society


Egypt has officially banned sexually explicit websites, three years after the country’s administrative court denounced pornographic content as “venomous and vile.” Many Egyptians are asking the question ” OK but what are we supposed to jerk off to?”

Found on rt.com.

27 Comments

  1. filler

    November 9, 2012 at 12:24 am

    oh wait, weren’t we all like “yay Egypt” a year ago?

  2. SerotoninsGone

    November 9, 2012 at 1:37 am

    If all I had to watch was Egyptian porn I’d probably ban it too…

  3. galactictraveler

    November 9, 2012 at 2:42 am

    These idiot are in deNILE. !

  4. FLprodivider66

    November 9, 2012 at 3:10 am

    Good luck with that!?

  5. plastic thoughts

    November 9, 2012 at 3:47 am

    This kinda takes “the spring” out of Arab spring.

  6. kylechristo4

    November 9, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Smart move. Nothing stokes peace and civility like extreme sexual frustration.

  7. jerkstoresean

    November 9, 2012 at 7:04 am

    E-gypped

  8. Shaggyballz74

    November 9, 2012 at 7:06 am

    they can always watch that little queer kid twerking

  9. BadNewsJeff

    November 9, 2012 at 8:17 am

    They still have those heiroglyphs with the bird-faced woman bent over.  They can probably get the job done with that.

  10. DeathProof

    November 9, 2012 at 8:52 am

    Wank like an Egyptian!

  11. c_ocobean

    November 9, 2012 at 10:11 am

    i see another revolution in Egypt’s future.

  12. Scott_Chandwater

    November 9, 2012 at 10:18 am

    maybe XM’s “Listener Care” will improve now!?

    • Scott_Chandwater

      November 9, 2012 at 10:20 am

      D’OH! thats India….fuck!

      • Roadrash Hicks

        November 9, 2012 at 10:33 am

        @Scott_Chandwater still a great comment

  13. Roadrash Hicks

    November 9, 2012 at 10:34 am

    They can always jerk it to the hieroglyphs

  14. TBVickroy

    November 9, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Were next , maaaaaan!!! Now that Obama  got relected ALL our freedoms are gone!!! The sky is falling!!!

  15. John in va

    November 9, 2012 at 11:02 am

    They allways got the credit card phone sex lines…lololz
    .

  16. harlequincy

    November 9, 2012 at 11:03 am

    MILFs – Mummies I’d like to Fuck

  17. harlequincy

    November 9, 2012 at 11:05 am

    This isn’t Phar (aoh)

  18. Primomike

    November 9, 2012 at 11:24 am

    No snack no whack

  19. Rorschach7

    November 9, 2012 at 11:33 am

    WHERE DO I GO TO STROKE MY SPHINX!!!

  20. Ziggy Stardust

    November 9, 2012 at 11:52 am

    “So Let It Be Wriiten, So Let It Be Done! “

  21. bmqq316

    November 9, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Most of their porn consisted of MILF themes: Mummy’s I’d Like To Fuck

    • ShowerBench

      November 9, 2012 at 3:59 pm

      @bmqq316 and Tut shots

  22. Mikfin

    November 9, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Why didn’t they just require burkhas like LA required condoms?

  23. Docintoxicated

    November 9, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    I wonder how many times the phrase “look at the pyramids on her!” is uttered. Never mind jokes about wanting to tour a “Sphinxter”.

  24. HomoQueersicle

    November 10, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Animals.