Early Leader for Asshole of the Year


Sure, a super storm took people’s lives and homes and leaves others without power and heat as the temperature dips below freezing, but Suzanne Carson had to set the record straight about Halloween being postponed in New Jersey. How could government postpone her children getting free handouts of candy from neighbors? … Thankfully, she already has her own definition at Urban Dictionary.

Read her Letter to the Editor at nj.com.

Urban Dictionary Defines Suzanne Carson as:

A New Jersey woman who bitched that Halloween 2012 was rescheduled to November 5th due to hurricane Sandy while the rest of the state was in chaos. It apparently upset her and her two little brats enough to write a letter to the editor.

My vote for most self absorbed person in NJ not only for sending the letter to the editor but for having all her information on-line for all the world to find her and ridicule her. Even posted her home town of Mullica Hill!

“So we are five min late to get a egg McMuffin don’t be such a Suzanne Carson”

“Of course the checkout line is long, who do you think you are Suzanne Carson, like they should open a line just for your convenience?”

21 comments
Steve in Tampa
Steve in Tampa

I bet she's the one that passes out pennies or pamplets.  If she had candy to pass out she could just give it to her kids and shut the fuck up.

Vickroy
Vickroy

Opinions are like Suzanne Carsons. Everyone has one and it usually stinks.

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

I think Bloomy still leads for the on-off marathon debacle. 

bmqq316
bmqq316

This woman probably makes Christie look malnourished.  

Beer
Beer

Bitch wants candy

cwmmate
cwmmate

It's a shame this woman is so self-absorbed. She missed a great opportunity to teach her kids some humility instead of all the me, me, me BS. It's as simple as saying, hey kids, there was just a gigantic natural disaster, so we're just gonna do trick-or-treating on Monday. As if Halloween isn't a made up holiday already and changing the date would be such a hassle. Yes lady, the government can impact your life. Too bad you missed a chance to show your kids how to deal with it like a grown up. Also, someone already pointed this out below, but if she was that pissed off, she could have tried to get her community together and had Halloween anyway. Probably would've been too much work for her though...

FezsDinnerTray
FezsDinnerTray

Email : scarson@glassboroschools.us

Call: 856 -881-2313  Ext. 72112

p.s.-I"m voting for Romney if for no other reason to get Fez out of the country.  adios bitch

DeathProof
DeathProof

Is there an entry for "Fezzing" yet?

the jerm
the jerm

They should shorten the definition to "See Fez Whatley"

madtowntom
madtowntom

she was pissed she could not do the Kimmel /candy bit. douche

rexdart936
rexdart936

Sounds a lot like the hypocritical proponents of gay marriage.

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

Halloween IS NOT a federal or state holiday and no one has any authority to cancel it ! If your shitty little town wanted to have Halloween , GO AHEAD ! You DUMB CUNT !!!!!

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

Wtf lady I'm glad it was only candy you were deprived of and not cigarettes or PBR

mistawag
mistawag

Sounds like she would be perfect for me. I'm an enabler with low self esteem. Maybe she drinks too.. Bonus!

seamus98
seamus98

take her left eye out with a twix

vegascable
vegascable

See you next Tuesday...at the polling place that is.

Beer
Beer

@DeathProof Farting yourself awake would be it I guess

Goat boy
Goat boy

@Pool Keepers Son oh no! ...I thought there was a real issue!...never mind.