Early Leader for Asshole of the Year

Sure, a super storm took people’s lives and homes and leaves others without power and heat as the temperature dips below freezing, but Suzanne Carson had to set the record straight about Halloween being postponed in New Jersey. How could government postpone her children getting free handouts of candy from neighbors? … Thankfully, she already has her own definition at Urban Dictionary.

Read her Letter to the Editor at nj.com.

Urban Dictionary Defines Suzanne Carson as:

A New Jersey woman who bitched that Halloween 2012 was rescheduled to November 5th due to hurricane Sandy while the rest of the state was in chaos. It apparently upset her and her two little brats enough to write a letter to the editor.

My vote for most self absorbed person in NJ not only for sending the letter to the editor but for having all her information on-line for all the world to find her and ridicule her. Even posted her home town of Mullica Hill!

“So we are five min late to get a egg McMuffin don’t be such a Suzanne Carson”

“Of course the checkout line is long, who do you think you are Suzanne Carson, like they should open a line just for your convenience?”


  1. vegascable

    November 5, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    See you next Tuesday…at the polling place that is.

    • galactictraveler

      November 6, 2012 at 2:12 am

      @vegascable she ” can’t understand normal thinking. “

  2. memeseeker

    November 5, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    is she related to Fez?

  3. seamus98

    November 5, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    take her left eye out with a twix

  4. mistawag

    November 5, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    Sounds like she would be perfect for me. I’m an enabler with low self esteem. Maybe she drinks too.. Bonus!

  5. Pool Keepers Son

    November 6, 2012 at 12:30 am

    Wtf lady I’m glad it was only candy you were deprived of and not cigarettes or PBR

    • Goat boy

      November 6, 2012 at 5:06 am

      @Pool Keepers Son oh no! …I thought there was a real issue!…never mind.

  6. galactictraveler

    November 6, 2012 at 2:48 am

    Halloween IS NOT a federal or state holiday and no one has any authority to cancel it ! If your shitty little town wanted to have Halloween , GO AHEAD ! You DUMB CUNT !!!!!

  7. bobneedsmoney

    November 6, 2012 at 4:55 am

    Lamest urban dictionary entry evar.

  8. rexdart936

    November 6, 2012 at 5:41 am

    Sounds a lot like the hypocritical proponents of gay marriage.

  9. madtowntom

    November 6, 2012 at 6:04 am

    she was pissed she could not do the Kimmel /candy bit. douche

  10. the jerm

    November 6, 2012 at 7:43 am

    They should shorten the definition to “See Fez Whatley”

  11. DeathProof

    November 6, 2012 at 9:45 am

    Is there an entry for “Fezzing” yet?

    • Beer

      November 6, 2012 at 11:13 am

      @DeathProof Farting yourself awake would be it I guess

  12. FezsDinnerTray

    November 6, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Email : scarson@glassboroschools.us
    Call: 856 -881-2313  Ext. 72112
    p.s.-I”m voting for Romney if for no other reason to get Fez out of the country.  adios bitch

  13. cwmmate

    November 6, 2012 at 11:06 am

    It’s a shame this woman is so self-absorbed. She missed a great opportunity to teach her kids some humility instead of all the me, me, me BS. It’s as simple as saying, hey kids, there was just a gigantic natural disaster, so we’re just gonna do trick-or-treating on Monday. As if Halloween isn’t a made up holiday already and changing the date would be such a hassle. Yes lady, the government can impact your life. Too bad you missed a chance to show your kids how to deal with it like a grown up. Also, someone already pointed this out below, but if she was that pissed off, she could have tried to get her community together and had Halloween anyway. Probably would’ve been too much work for her though…

  14. Beer

    November 6, 2012 at 11:13 am

    Bitch wants candy

  15. bmqq316

    November 6, 2012 at 11:34 am

    This woman probably makes Christie look malnourished.

  16. Ziggy Stardust

    November 6, 2012 at 11:44 am

    I think Bloomy still leads for the on-off marathon debacle.

  17. TBVickroy

    November 6, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Opinions are like Suzanne Carsons. Everyone has one and it usually stinks.

  18. Steve_in_Tampa

    November 6, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    I bet she’s the one that passes out pennies or pamplets.  If she had candy to pass out she could just give it to her kids and shut the fuck up.