This Dude Just Wants To Bang His Donuts

If you needed proof that we are in the golden age of customer service, look no further than how Cam from the Morrisons supermarket Twitter account handles the complaints from a dude who just wishes his donuts had holes so he had a place to put his dick. The only issue here, Cam should have brought up that Boston Cream Pie donuts have a hole on the side and a creamy filling. It could be an excellent option!


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  1. Badger1225

    January 11, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    Why did he buy them then?

  2. Cupid Stunt

    January 11, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    The package clearly says ring doughnuts, a gentleman should be able to trust that they are indeed fuckable.

  3. ArtFriend

    January 12, 2017 at 10:23 am

    Badger1225  There are often regrets in the morning when choosing your sexual confections kind of like the “girl” that you choose to take home after last call.