If you needed proof that we are in the golden age of customer service, look no further than how Cam from the Morrisons supermarket Twitter account handles the complaints from a dude who just wishes his donuts had holes so he had a place to put his dick. The only issue here, Cam should have brought up that Boston Cream Pie donuts have a hole on the side and a creamy filling. It could be an excellent option!
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— silverfox🐺 (@PeeWeeMFC75) January 6, 2017
@PeeWeeMFC75 Improvise! – Cam
— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017
The package clearly says ring doughnuts, a gentleman should be able to trust that they are indeed fuckable.
@Badger1225 There are often regrets in the morning when choosing your sexual confections kind of like the "girl" that you choose to take home after last call.