Drunk Passes Out, Gets Rolled. Cops Shocked


A drunk passes out cold late at night in Port Chester, NY and people treat his personal belongings like the shrimp table at a Vegas all-you-can-eat buffet line. For some reason cops and a news team are totally shocked by this behavior. Quick tip, if you wanna keep your shit safe, stay awake.

Read more at  newyork.cbslocal.com.

 

 

35 Comments

  1. Primomike

    May 23, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Sorry Chris I hope you get your chain back.

  2. FLprodivider66

    May 23, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    You booze and snooze you loose your shoes

  3. Mr Nelson

    May 23, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Why should they treat him with love?  He’s not exactly rare like the Port Chester Whooping Crane.

  4. TyWanon

    May 23, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    This dude was faking…he just wanted Strangers to feel him up

  5. frankw99

    May 23, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    how about drunky mcdrunk cuts himself off after 5 beers

  6. jerkstoresean

    May 23, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    Talk about a neighborhood watch!! Everybody got to wear that thing

  7. TyWanon

    May 23, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    I was actually Shocked that this Drunk had ANYTHING of Value on Him…it was all probably pawned for $1.27

  8. jerkstoresean

    May 23, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    But it looks like such a nice place. There’s a gym on every front lawn

  9. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 23, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    No wonder the hotel rooms for Port Chester on Priceline.com were so cheap, sidewalk view

  10. jerkstoresean

    May 23, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Looks more like Puerto Chester

  11. jerkstoresean

    May 23, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    Curb your alcoholism

  12. Narc Zito

    May 23, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    I am impressed.  I expected more hack Pepper jokes by now.

  13. door4ablanket

    May 23, 2012 at 10:25 pm

    When he walks into the DMV they all yell NORM … in unison

  14. shrekkalove

    May 23, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    This reminds me of all my exes.

    • TyWanon

      May 23, 2012 at 10:30 pm

      @shrekkalove hey i don’t talk bad about you on here!!

      • TyWanon

        May 23, 2012 at 10:30 pm

        🙂

  15. TBVickroy

    May 23, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    If you speed it up and play some Benny Hill music behind it it becomes less tragic.

  16. TyWanon

    May 23, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    Why didn’t the Cops Beat and Taz this Guy..he was Obviously outta Control

  17. TwizzlesMcNasty

    May 24, 2012 at 7:02 am

    Did Sienfeld walk by???

  18. Toin Coss

    May 24, 2012 at 8:13 am

    I used to go to a bar called the Stumble Inn in Port Chester…This place should be renamed The Stumble and Pass Out !?/?!

  19. Defcon One

    May 24, 2012 at 8:18 am

    Even after losing all his money, he still had enough for a ride and a stay at the grey bar Hilton.

  20. Kevin Dubya

    May 24, 2012 at 10:33 am

    This couldn’t have been Hicks, he doesn’t own a watch

  21. bmqq316

    May 24, 2012 at 11:46 am

    This is bullshit! I can’t believe what assholes people can be…but seriously, if anyone sees my watch…

  22. DeathProof

    May 24, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Coulda been worse…

  23. harlequincy

    May 24, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    I blame the bar…he should have been cut off long before. It’s not his fault.

  24. ElectricDave

    May 24, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Hope you get your wallet back Pepper

  25. FanBoy1

    May 24, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Hooray Fez Spoke!

  26. ecupirate

    May 24, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    I hope that caller goes through the windshield of his car and lands on on a spike fence

  27. MeadowlandsMark

    May 24, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Animals. But, at least they moved him off the sidewalk out of everyone’s way.

  28. SH4RKYx

    May 24, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    I passed out in front of a liquor store with cash half hanging out of my pockets, woke up the next morning missing nothing. Good old Canada for you.

  29. carsonsimms

    May 24, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Fez, you can put your motto on a t-shirt, but don’t let them put it on a onesie.

  30. carsonsimms

    May 24, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Did the drunk guy wake up married to a dude?

  31. pipeloader

    May 24, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    was that hooker pregnant? or just really fat?

  32. karthead

    May 24, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    i dont feel bad for the drunk at all. get a cab.

  33. ullh82w8

    May 24, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    Fucking tool deserves to be robbed, that drunk?