Drunk Passes Out, Gets Rolled. Cops Shocked


A drunk passes out cold late at night in Port Chester, NY and people treat his personal belongings like the shrimp table at a Vegas all-you-can-eat buffet line. For some reason cops and a news team are totally shocked by this behavior. Quick tip, if you wanna keep your shit safe, stay awake.

Read more at  newyork.cbslocal.com.

 

 

32 comments
ullh82w8
ullh82w8

Fucking tool deserves to be robbed, that drunk? 

karthead
karthead

i dont feel bad for the drunk at all. get a cab.

pipeloader
pipeloader

was that hooker pregnant? or just really fat?

carsonsimms
carsonsimms

Did the drunk guy wake up married to a dude?

carsonsimms
carsonsimms

Fez, you can put your motto on a t-shirt, but don't let them put it on a onesie.

SH4RKYx
SH4RKYx

I passed out in front of a liquor store with cash half hanging out of my pockets, woke up the next morning missing nothing. Good old Canada for you.

MeadowlandsMark
MeadowlandsMark

Animals. But, at least they moved him off the sidewalk out of everyone's way.

ecupirate
ecupirate

I hope that caller goes through the windshield of his car and lands on on a spike fence

harlequincy
harlequincy

I blame the bar...he should have been cut off long before. It's not his fault.

bmqq316
bmqq316

This is bullshit! I can't believe what assholes people can be...but seriously, if anyone sees my watch...

Defcon One
Defcon One

Even after losing all his money, he still had enough for a ride and a stay at the grey bar Hilton.

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

I used to go to a bar called the Stumble Inn in Port Chester...This place should be renamed The Stumble and Pass Out !?/?!

TyWanon
TyWanon

Why didn't the Cops Beat and Taz this Guy..he was Obviously outta Control

Vickroy
Vickroy

If you speed it up and play some Benny Hill music behind it it becomes less tragic.

door4ablanket
door4ablanket

When he walks into the DMV they all yell NORM ... in unison

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

I am impressed.  I expected more hack Pepper jokes by now.

Katmandu mis-spelled
Katmandu mis-spelled

No wonder the hotel rooms for Port Chester on Priceline.com were so cheap, sidewalk view

TyWanon
TyWanon

I was actually Shocked that this Drunk had ANYTHING of Value on Him...it was all probably pawned for $1.27

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Talk about a neighborhood watch!! Everybody got to wear that thing

frankw99
frankw99

how about drunky mcdrunk cuts himself off after 5 beers

Mr Nelson
Mr Nelson

Why should they treat him with love?  He's not exactly rare like the Port Chester Whooping Crane.

FLpro
FLpro

You booze and snooze you loose your shoes

Primomike
Primomike

Sorry Chris I hope you get your chain back.

TyWanon
TyWanon

@shrekkalove hey i don't talk bad about you on here!!