Drunk Passes Out, Gets Rolled. Cops Shocked

A drunk passes out cold late at night in Port Chester, NY and people treat his personal belongings like the shrimp table at a Vegas all-you-can-eat buffet line. For some reason cops and a news team are totally shocked by this behavior. Quick tip, if you wanna keep your shit safe, stay awake.

Read more at  newyork.cbslocal.com.




  1. Primomike

    May 23, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Sorry Chris I hope you get your chain back.

  2. FLprodivider66

    May 23, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    You booze and snooze you loose your shoes

  3. Mr Nelson

    May 23, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Why should they treat him with love?  He’s not exactly rare like the Port Chester Whooping Crane.

  4. TyWanon

    May 23, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    This dude was faking…he just wanted Strangers to feel him up

  5. frankw99

    May 23, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    how about drunky mcdrunk cuts himself off after 5 beers

  6. jerkstoresean

    May 23, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    Talk about a neighborhood watch!! Everybody got to wear that thing

  7. TyWanon

    May 23, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    I was actually Shocked that this Drunk had ANYTHING of Value on Him…it was all probably pawned for $1.27

  8. jerkstoresean

    May 23, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    But it looks like such a nice place. There’s a gym on every front lawn

  9. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 23, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    No wonder the hotel rooms for Port Chester on Priceline.com were so cheap, sidewalk view

  10. jerkstoresean

    May 23, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Looks more like Puerto Chester

  11. jerkstoresean

    May 23, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    Curb your alcoholism

  12. Narc Zito

    May 23, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    I am impressed.  I expected more hack Pepper jokes by now.

  13. door4ablanket

    May 23, 2012 at 10:25 pm

    When he walks into the DMV they all yell NORM … in unison

  14. shrekkalove

    May 23, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    This reminds me of all my exes.

    • TyWanon

      May 23, 2012 at 10:30 pm

      @shrekkalove hey i don’t talk bad about you on here!!

      • TyWanon

        May 23, 2012 at 10:30 pm


  15. TBVickroy

    May 23, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    If you speed it up and play some Benny Hill music behind it it becomes less tragic.

  16. TyWanon

    May 23, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    Why didn’t the Cops Beat and Taz this Guy..he was Obviously outta Control

  17. TwizzlesMcNasty

    May 24, 2012 at 7:02 am

    Did Sienfeld walk by???

  18. Toin Coss

    May 24, 2012 at 8:13 am

    I used to go to a bar called the Stumble Inn in Port Chester…This place should be renamed The Stumble and Pass Out !?/?!

  19. Defcon One

    May 24, 2012 at 8:18 am

    Even after losing all his money, he still had enough for a ride and a stay at the grey bar Hilton.

  20. Kevin Dubya

    May 24, 2012 at 10:33 am

    This couldn’t have been Hicks, he doesn’t own a watch

  21. bmqq316

    May 24, 2012 at 11:46 am

    This is bullshit! I can’t believe what assholes people can be…but seriously, if anyone sees my watch…

  22. DeathProof

    May 24, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Coulda been worse…

  23. harlequincy

    May 24, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    I blame the bar…he should have been cut off long before. It’s not his fault.

  24. ElectricDave

    May 24, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Hope you get your wallet back Pepper

  25. FanBoy1

    May 24, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Hooray Fez Spoke!

  26. ecupirate

    May 24, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    I hope that caller goes through the windshield of his car and lands on on a spike fence

  27. MeadowlandsMark

    May 24, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Animals. But, at least they moved him off the sidewalk out of everyone’s way.

  28. SH4RKYx

    May 24, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    I passed out in front of a liquor store with cash half hanging out of my pockets, woke up the next morning missing nothing. Good old Canada for you.

  29. carsonsimms

    May 24, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Fez, you can put your motto on a t-shirt, but don’t let them put it on a onesie.

  30. carsonsimms

    May 24, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Did the drunk guy wake up married to a dude?

  31. pipeloader

    May 24, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    was that hooker pregnant? or just really fat?

  32. karthead

    May 24, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    i dont feel bad for the drunk at all. get a cab.

  33. ullh82w8

    May 24, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    Fucking tool deserves to be robbed, that drunk?