Hostess Brands is in deep shit. They’ve filed for bankruptcy for the second time since 2004. There are strikes in their baker’s union and the company may be liquidated soon. Hostess is closing some of their factories and their bakers are pissed over contract negotiations. What will white trash do without Wonder Bread sandwiches and fried Twinkies? Also panicking are all the people who deep fry things. This is starting to look like Zombieland.
Found on fox8.com.
Apparently there's more blame to share;
Considering that Twinkies have a half life of 2500 years....If we start hoarding now, we should be fine!
Here is a neat wonderbread trick...grab a slice and hold it over your mouth and try to breathe thru it..it has so much bleach In it you will have neck pains like pepper had Tuesday...get well soon peppery hamburger
I've lived in Tastykake country all my life, which means the words above don't even make sense to me.
There was an actual baker? I thought those things were made by people using the equivalent of a McDonald's cash register. I learn something new here every day.
My uncle never touched me so this is the saddest thing thats ever happened in my white trash life. :-( I'm gonna go eat a gummy python until I feel better.
@SarahMcSmokeyPants Don't fell too rejected. There's still time...assuming you're uncle is still alive. :-)
@SarahMcSmokeyPants speed! Sorry!
@SarahMcSmokeyPants All I know, is I'd love to have a high speen fan when I meet you Ms McSmokey Pants!