Don’t Panic But We May Be Being Seeing the End of Wonder Bread and Twinkies

Hostess Brands is in deep shit. They’ve filed for bankruptcy for the second time since 2004. There are strikes in their baker’s union and the company may be liquidated soon. Hostess is closing some of their factories and their bakers are pissed over contract negotiations. What will white trash do without Wonder Bread sandwiches and fried Twinkies? Also panicking are all the people who deep fry things.  This is starting to look like Zombieland.

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  1. TBVickroy

    November 13, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    Te unbearable lightness of Being.

    • Beer

      November 14, 2012 at 8:38 am

      @TBVickroy The unbearable whiteness of wonderbread.

  2. cal5000

    November 13, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    I like my bread without bleach and my junk food without poison inside. You fucked up Hostess.

  3. deliciousv

    November 13, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    how can anyone not panic over this!?

  4. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    November 13, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    My uncle never touched me so this is the saddest thing thats ever happened in my white trash life. 🙁 I’m gonna go eat a gummy python until I feel better.

    • DeathProof

      November 13, 2012 at 9:48 pm

      @SarahMcSmokeyPants Don’t fell too rejected. There’s still time…assuming you’re uncle is still alive. 🙂

      • Narc Zito

        November 13, 2012 at 10:44 pm

        @DeathProof  @SarahMcSmokeyPants She’s not three anymore, dude.

      • SarahMcSmokeyPants

        November 13, 2012 at 10:54 pm

        @Narc Zito  @DeathProof You couldnt just let me get the compliment, could you? :-p

      • Narc Zito

        November 13, 2012 at 11:20 pm

        @SarahMcSmokeyPants  @DeathProof I’m impressed you can type while deepthroating a gummy python.

      • SarahMcSmokeyPants

        November 14, 2012 at 8:13 am

        @Narc Zito  @DeathProof What kind of woman would I be if I couldnt?

      • Narc Zito

        November 14, 2012 at 9:38 am

        @SarahMcSmokeyPants  @DeathProof Attentive.

      • indpendnt

        November 14, 2012 at 5:41 pm

        @SarahMcSmokeyPants  All I know, is I’d love to have a high speen fan when I meet you Ms McSmokey Pants!

      • indpendnt

        November 14, 2012 at 5:41 pm

        @SarahMcSmokeyPants speed! Sorry!

  5. Greatly Fatigued

    November 13, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    There was an actual baker?  I thought those things were made by people using the equivalent of a McDonald’s cash register.  I learn something new here every day.

  6. DeathProof

    November 13, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    Now how are we gonna make Forever Casserole?! We’re doomed. Doooooomed!

  7. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 13, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    Now how am I supposed to get my ghetto samich on. Goodbye Wonder bread & egg sandwich…

  8. nohomo

    November 13, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    Sorry Fez you took long, now there will no more twinks for ya.

  9. blasterjoe

    November 13, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    Now I wont be able to tease people I see eating Ding Dongs

  10. Narc Zito

    November 13, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    First trans fats and big soda?  Now this!?

  11. JoshFromEaston

    November 14, 2012 at 1:16 am

    I’ve lived in Tastykake country all my life, which means the words above don’t even make sense to me.

  12. Beer

    November 14, 2012 at 8:40 am

    Here is a neat wonderbread trick…grab a slice and hold it over your mouth and try to breathe thru has so much bleach In it you will have neck pains like pepper had Tuesday…get well soon peppery hamburger

  13. Toin Coss

    November 14, 2012 at 8:41 am

    Considering that Twinkies have a half life of 2500 years….If we start hoarding now, we should be fine!

  14. DeathProof

    November 14, 2012 at 9:41 am

    Snow Balls, Twinkies, Ding Dongs… The porn industry owes a lot to Hostess.

  15. Ziggy Stardust

    November 14, 2012 at 10:41 am

    Apparently there’s more blame to share;

  16. SkippyInNiagaraFalls

    November 14, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    HELP ME!

  17. indpendnt

    November 14, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    No, just the end of the Unions Bullshit in that company, THAT’S ALL!