Do You Want to Smell Like Raw Fish!?

Fragrance company Demeter has a Sushi cologne just in case you want to really smell fresh for a hot date. About the smell from their website – “just cooked sticky rice and straight from the seaside seaweed, laced with hints of ginger and lemon essences.” When does the Bloomin’ Onion fragrance drop for those not into Japanese food?



  1. Pecker Hicks

    November 5, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    I put this on my fingers and let my friends take a sniff, impressive.

  2. seamus98

    November 5, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    mmmmmmmmm,finger lickin’ good

  3. rexdart936

    November 5, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    Do they have one that smells like an amber alert?

    • Goat boy

      November 6, 2012 at 4:55 am

      Your good uncle Paul, not yet!

  4. LizSetsFire

    November 5, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    i love demeter. i think they have a play-doh scent too.

    • DeathProof

      November 6, 2012 at 9:42 am

      @LizSetsFire What…just for pedos?!

  5. blasterjoe

    November 5, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    Insert vagina joke here

    • HummusMagnate

      November 6, 2012 at 12:28 am

      @blasterjoe insert my joke in your jokes vagina.

  6. HummusMagnate

    November 6, 2012 at 12:29 am

    It didn’t sell very well under its original name

  7. galactictraveler

    November 6, 2012 at 2:16 am

    I thought the Nips had this covered by selling used panties !

  8. Gunner

    November 6, 2012 at 7:04 am

    I dated a girl once that smelled like perogies.

    • Beer

      November 6, 2012 at 11:10 am

      @Gunner That’s not a bad thing is it?

      • Gunner

        November 6, 2012 at 12:05 pm

        @Beer no but, everytime I kissed her, I would crave sour cream and, apple sauce.

  9. AssWhack!

    November 6, 2012 at 9:10 am

    I imagin Pepper smells like cigarettes and Hardees.

    • DeathProof

      November 6, 2012 at 9:41 am

      @AssWhack! I don’t think there are Hardee’s around here so cigarettes, booze and probably White Castle.

  10. FLprodivider66

    November 6, 2012 at 10:50 am

    When a hot chick asks “mmm, you smell good… what do you have on??”…you say “I have a Hardon, but I didn’t know you can smell it!??” hehe 😛

  11. bmqq316

    November 6, 2012 at 11:31 am

    If you wear this on a date and the girl tells you, “This smells really familiar”, be afraid…someone isn’t so fresh.

  12. Ziggy Stardust

    November 6, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Why would you pay to smell like stink bait ?

  13. Kendall in Texas

    November 6, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    just ordered some for my wife…serously.

  14. Heavyset Jeff Bridges

    November 6, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    I wanna buy it for my son to spray it on his fingers so he can tell everyone he fingered the teacher “wanna smell?”