Do WiFi Routers Kill Plants?

seeds wifiIn an experiment performed by some students in Denmark, they found that garden cress seeds that were placed next to a WiFi router were dying compared to seeds placed in a room without them. Now imagine if we were all plants. Scary, right?



  1. rexdart936

    December 19, 2013 at 10:35 am

    can we finally agree that ipad radiation causes malignant tumors in children and homosexual thoughts into young adults and the elderly?

  2. Binary Daoist

    December 19, 2013 at 10:35 am

    It’s an interesting experiment that warrants more reasearch.

  3. FinkM3

    December 19, 2013 at 10:56 am

    they were too busy watching porn to take care of them by the wifi

  4. Docintoxicated

    December 19, 2013 at 11:26 am

    No surprise there, men are constantly shooting out seeds to wifi that never grow.

  5. iknowyoujj

    December 19, 2013 at 12:45 pm

    Get some chia pet seeds, that shit grows anywhere..


    December 19, 2013 at 1:21 pm

    They’re getting that DIIICK

  7. EBone1

    December 19, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    Binary Daoist I wonder if just the close proximity to the heat the router puts out was enough? I know my router gets pretty warm.

  8. cigarsNscotch

    December 19, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    The big study being quoted was conducted by a couple of grade schoolers in Denmark without even adequate control samples.

  9. Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

    December 19, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    Wait! Are you saying the Interrobang doesn’t have jurnalistic integrity?! How dare you!

  10. FERREL

    December 19, 2013 at 9:43 pm

    Too Much Porn