Did Sheryl Crow’s Cell Phone Give Her a Brain Tumor!?

Hope no one you know has one of them cell phones !

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  1. The Real Big Ed

    September 11, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    It was all those Lance Armstrong PEDs that he, um, inadvertently fed her.

  2. pipeloader

    September 11, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    would i?  yes and yes

  3. Musclevan

    September 11, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    It’s from having a testicular cancer bag in your mouth all the time!

  4. SkilledDayLabor

    September 11, 2012 at 10:21 pm

    I only have one thing to say about this story – Katie Couric is a CUNT!!! Oh yes, wear a headset Sheryl.

  5. Foggy_Otis

    September 11, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    My first response was – Damn, I hope so!  Doesn’t make me a bad person.

    • notbubba

      September 12, 2012 at 5:33 am

       she also wanted everyone to start using one-ply toilet paper awhile back. she’s an ass

  6. FLprodivider66

    September 11, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    Well that was inspirational…??

  7. galactictraveler

    September 12, 2012 at 1:36 am

    Maybe she got cancer from Lance Armstrong . His balls and her head. Makes sense to me.

  8. Beer

    September 12, 2012 at 2:57 am

    It’s not a tumor

  9. Cletus from Brooklyn

    September 12, 2012 at 7:35 am

    Lance put the whammy on her…

  10. Burley

    September 12, 2012 at 7:39 am

    she sucks tumor infested balls 

  11. jerkstoresean

    September 12, 2012 at 8:48 am

    Women be yapping

  12. jerkstoresean

    September 12, 2012 at 9:07 am

    Looks like the old Crow doesn’t know how to text

  13. Rorschach7

    September 12, 2012 at 9:45 am

    Yea it probably did.

  14. Docintoxicated

    September 12, 2012 at 11:10 am

    I believe this is also the woman who suggested limited use of toilet paper…. So in other words she is both literally and figuratively full of shit.

  15. cigarsNscotch

    September 12, 2012 at 11:33 am

    She needs a Stem Cell Phone.

  16. cigarsNscotch

    September 12, 2012 at 11:34 am

    She no longer needs a good beer buzz early in the morning…her equilibrium is fucked up all of the time now.

  17. Ziggy Stardust

    September 12, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Take this quarter,and go downtown and get a rat to gnaw that thing off your face !! Buck Melanoma, Moley Russel’s Wort  

  18. bmqq316

    September 12, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    All She Wants To Do is Have Some Phone

  19. JohnnyWest

    September 12, 2012 at 12:44 pm

     holy shit. i think Fez has a brain tumor

    • FezzysNewCrazyRoomate

      September 12, 2012 at 12:46 pm

       @JohnnyWest One needs to have a brain to have a brain tumor

  20. DeathProof

    September 13, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Did carrying one in his pocket do it to Lance? Or was it sitting on that seat? Or the Roids?