Destroy the Idols! Egyptian Jihadist Calls for Removal of Sphinx, Pyramids

An Egyptian jihad leader, with self-professed links to the Taliban, called for the “destruction of the Sphinx and the Giza Pyramids in Egypt,” drawing ties between the Egyptian relics and Buddha statues. He is also open to a Navy Seal Team shooting his eyes out.



  1. jerkstoresean

    November 12, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    And for gods sake can someone finally knock over that stupid tower in Pisa?

  2. FLprodivider66

    November 12, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    Sure, He and the “Taliban” can remove the Pyramids…..1 block at a time!!

    • Beer

      November 13, 2012 at 12:14 am

      @FLprodivider66 Johnny cash did it one piece at a time..and it didn’t cost him a dime

  3. TBVickroy

    November 12, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    The Taliban is responsible for the destruction of numerous ancient Middle East relics/landmarks in Afghanistan and other places. This is their M.O. They are not bluffing.

  4. Graazbow

    November 12, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    Is that Paul Thomas Anderson in disguise?!

  5. Sonnytax

    November 12, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Fuck’n fez never learns

  6. mistawag

    November 12, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Why are angry psychopaths so popular as religious leaders? I wouldn’t ask that guy for directions to buy gum much less get directions to salvation.  This is why they get into trouble, they are trusting people like this. They need to learn a bit about body language.

  7. Beer

    November 13, 2012 at 12:15 am

    They are just going to leave the eyes,with out the face

  8. The Real Big Ed

    November 13, 2012 at 1:00 am

    Thanks for the link, now I’m on the Watchlist.

    • Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

      November 13, 2012 at 1:56 am

      Don’t worry the CIA is a little discumbobulated right now.

  9. SerotoninsGone

    November 13, 2012 at 1:59 am

    Those assholes don’t play games… ridiculous.

    • Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

      November 13, 2012 at 2:08 am

      That was just 6 months before 9/11.    Amazing how they decided to destroy it, rather than just covering it up.

  10. Peculier

    November 13, 2012 at 5:47 am

    If they blow up the pyramids, what are the aliens going to land on? Great, now we get to spend trillions on an alien war too.

  11. galactictraveler

    November 13, 2012 at 8:51 am

    Hmm, no outrage about the long history of Christian aggression towards other religions and the forced conversions or killing of NUMEROUS native populations ! How about the poster boy of evangelicals , Pat Robertson . In may he told a caller that he MUST destroy a friends Buddha statue ! Oh you silly Christians , you really should stop pointing your fingers at everyone else! Your just as guilty and stupid as the Muslims !

  12. the jerm

    November 13, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Just so long as they don’t mess with the Andy Griffith statue!

    • Kevin in SC

      November 13, 2012 at 10:12 pm

      @the jerm
       I drove by it this afternoon.  Still there LOL

  13. Binary Daoist

    November 13, 2012 at 11:46 am

    I can’t be human

  14. bmqq316

    November 13, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    He was quoted as saying, “You destroy the idol, I throw you the whip.”

  15. Scott_Chandwater

    November 13, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    somebody please hang a pork chop around this idiots neck!

  16. Mikfin

    November 13, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    How do a people/culture go from inventing algebra to this level of clusterfucking stupidity?