Crime of the Century Takes Place…You Guessed It.. In Florida


Local Police in the Tampa area arrested ten year old Daryl Pitts and charged him with a felony for what may later come to be known as “The Great Bike Heist.” Not since Pee-Wee Herman  has this much attention been paid to a bicycle disappearance.

Police caught master criminal Daryl Pitts when he returned to the scene to retrieve his own tricycle which he had left behind during the caper. Daryl has been released to the custody of his step mother.

Read more on this breaking story at tampa.cbslocal.com.

22 Comments

  1. cigarsNscotch

    March 29, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    “My bike is not for sale Darr-ryl! “

  2. cigarsNscotch

    March 29, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    The bike was more likely to be recovered in the basement of the Alamo, than in a basement in a Florida home.

  3. TyWanon

    March 29, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Annually, Bikes kill more people than Air Pistols

  4. Katmandu mis-spelled

    March 29, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    His accomplice D B cooper is still at large

  5. Katmandu mis-spelled

    March 29, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    With a felony on his record that will never be able to handle cash at Busch Gardens or 7/11

  6. TyWanon

    March 29, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    A 10-year old on a Tricyle? this sounds like same retarded kid we had in our town, that used to steal milk bottles

    • Dee Dee Ramone

      March 29, 2012 at 7:19 pm

       @TyWanon Destined for a career of giving erroneous weather reports on YouTube
       

      • Katmandu mis-spelled

        March 29, 2012 at 7:30 pm

        @Dee Dee Ramone @TyWanon
        Any Frankie Mac reference is golden

  7. ShowerBench

    March 29, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    When will the media stop showing pictures of him when he was in kindergarten

  8. jerkstoresean

    March 29, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    Fry Him!

  9. jerkstoresean

    March 29, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    Isnt that the Pitts?

  10. Turbo_Squirbo

    March 29, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    Didn’t bother following the link. Just going to assume he’s black.

    • HollyGothic

      March 30, 2012 at 11:00 am

       @Turbo_Squirbo He could be PR

  11. JakeinFl

    March 29, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    I Didn’t follow the link either, much too tired, but I assumed it was a puerto rican kid….

  12. ShowerBench

    March 29, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    obviously influenced by grampy’s cane pole gang war stories

  13. jerkstoresean

    March 29, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    What ever happened to the “ride one bike, guide the other by one handlebar” trick? Those guys always seem to get away with it

  14. Cletus from Brooklyn

    March 29, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    He had a promising future, next time use a big wheel…

  15. LizSetsFire

    March 30, 2012 at 10:05 am

    ill be leading a tricycle rally in solidarity. 

  16. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    March 30, 2012 at 10:20 am

    His dad Jimmy later patted him on the back, saying… “You took your first pinch like a man and you learned the two greatest things in life.  Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.”

  17. Aria Taint

    March 30, 2012 at 10:26 am

    I am Daryl Pitts

  18. bmqq316

    March 30, 2012 at 10:59 am

    The only 10 year olds I know with tricycles have large melons and walk on their tippy toes.

  19. Broxstar

    March 30, 2012 at 11:29 am

    not on Zimmermans watch