Cool Dude Alert


Hey, do you too hate carrying your iPod in your pocket like some tool? Well all you gotta do is screw some magnets into your wrists and slap that mp3 player on there, then you’re in the cool kid club and you’ll
have no need for pockets ever again.

Check it out on buzzfeed.com.

55 Comments

  1. TyWanon

    May 13, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Why didn’t Mom Love him More…Happy Mother’s Day

  2. @lastoftheross

    May 13, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    What a dick, I hope that gives him cancer

  3. TyWanon

    May 13, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    Magnets in your wrist, Metal in your mouth, i presume metal on your cock…nice Stroking and Sucking yourself Image!

  4. SaveTheDavis

    May 13, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    Not sure what’s worse that the idiot did that to his arm or that somebody took the time to film it like it wasn’t fucking stupid. 

  5. Then_Comparison

    May 13, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    I can’t wait the new version comes out without the metal screws in the back, he’ll just be the idouche with the out dated nano.

  6. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 13, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    Dick at the airport

    • TyWanon

      May 14, 2012 at 12:41 am

      @Katmandu mis-spelled …yeah thanks prick….I got my shoes off here

  7. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 13, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    Buy he erased the hard drive with the magnets haha what now

  8. drikulus

    May 13, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    tsss..he should jus slap a little wrench on there like he’s a tool or sumthin.. tss

  9. TyWanon

    May 13, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    EVERYONE…LOOK AT ME!!!..please…please..please…look at me…please

  10. Beezer

    May 13, 2012 at 11:52 pm

    Coulda just made a iband .. instead just keep screwing yourself idiot

  11. Nickypeeps

    May 14, 2012 at 12:23 am

    he should have went full-on counterculture and mounted a Zune to his stupid wrist

  12. DerekWeber

    May 14, 2012 at 12:26 am

    Wouldn’t it be easier just to put a watch strap on the iPod?

  13. joaquindramirez

    May 14, 2012 at 1:11 am

    maybe your skin will update with technology too. douche.

  14. Beer

    May 14, 2012 at 2:11 am

    He should get bullets implanted in his head

  15. FLprodriver66

    May 14, 2012 at 2:39 am

    Next he’s going to implant a glass bellybutton so he can see where he’s going when he’s got his HEAD UP HIS ASS!!

  16. Binary Daoist

    May 14, 2012 at 2:39 am

    iDIOT

  17. FLprodriver66

    May 14, 2012 at 2:48 am

    He’s got tattoos on his ass with arrows pointing to his asshole saying “INSERT PENIS HERE!”

  18. REDDYROG

    May 14, 2012 at 5:22 am

    I always thought there was hope for today’s youth………….until now.

  19. TwizzlesMcNasty

    May 14, 2012 at 7:12 am

    The $6.00 man.

  20. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 14, 2012 at 7:24 am

    Troy Quan?

  21. Gunner

    May 14, 2012 at 7:39 am

    Wouldn’t a bandolier be even cooler??

  22. jerkstoresean

    May 14, 2012 at 7:42 am

    iHateHim

  23. jerkstoresean

    May 14, 2012 at 7:44 am

    Also compatible with Tamagotchi

  24. The Real Big Ed

    May 14, 2012 at 8:10 am

    Finally! A solution to the cock ring slippage problem!

  25. OptichrisPrime

    May 14, 2012 at 9:16 am

    His Dad must be so proud!

  26. bmqq316

    May 14, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Maybe if he put a magnet on a job he’ll be able to keep one of those. 

    • Bloobs

      May 14, 2012 at 10:28 am

       @bmqq316 Are you hiring this twat?

  27. Riverguy

    May 14, 2012 at 10:38 am

    Until this,  I thought ‘GoJo’ was the stupidest idea for cell devices I had ever seen!

  28. Yuuuck

    May 14, 2012 at 10:44 am

    This is the worst song I’ve ever heard… 

  29. Kevin Dubya

    May 14, 2012 at 11:02 am

    The worst pary is he is an adult with a nano

  30. Jizzbucket

    May 14, 2012 at 11:12 am

    He aint shit, I had an Atari 2600 installed in my rectum in 1982.

  31. BeatleDaily

    May 14, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Big deal I have a 47 inch flat screen on my ass

  32. harlequincy

    May 14, 2012 at 11:25 am

    ink has poisoned his blood and it’s leaked into his brain

    • Bloobs

      May 14, 2012 at 11:28 am

       @harlequincy the implication that this guy has a brain is insulting

  33. karthead

    May 14, 2012 at 11:29 am

    troyquans hero

  34. TBVickroy

    May 14, 2012 at 11:35 am

    Tss, too bad he wont attract any chicks with those dopey magnets, tss tss

  35. ArchitectWes

    May 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

    And I don’t want to fall in love
    No I don’t want to fall in love
    With you

  36. MicroMonkey

    May 14, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    that guy is just a fuckin asshole

  37. HollyGothic

    May 14, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Is it that serious?

  38. zjeep_man

    May 14, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Shove the Fuck Tard into an MRI for my entertainment.

  39. rexdart936

    May 14, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Not to me a naysayer, but if you really work those earlobes, you’d be able to  turn them into a really swell holster for your iphone or ipod touch.

  40. Pauly Wallnuts

    May 14, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    Hicks went to Purchase?  How come he doesn’t bring that up more.

    • OptichrisPrime

      May 14, 2012 at 1:56 pm

       @Pauly Wallnuts Shame, probably one 5 year long blackout. Sure he can’t remember much from back then. Loves yah Pep!

      • blumanta

        May 14, 2012 at 6:22 pm

         @OptichrisPrime No Hicks said he made a Purchase

  41. TheBlancoNino

    May 14, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    iAmADumbass

  42. OptichrisPrime

    May 14, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    “Fuckin’ magnets!”

  43. FanBoy1

    May 14, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    This guy reeks of Cool. Troy Comment?
    Oh wait , non of my mixes are on the internet either, prolly cuz when I mixed we only cassette and then later adat.

  44. PatrickEldredge

    May 14, 2012 at 4:21 pm

    as long as he doesn’t use that ipod to listen to this shitty song, then i’m all for it

  45. blumanta

    May 14, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    Douchebag

  46. mabepossibly

    May 14, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    They sell wrist bands for this. $5 at Target.

  47. crazygeek

    May 14, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Have fun at the Airport.

  48. The Fivehole

    May 14, 2012 at 9:38 pm

    Is he dead yet?

  49. John in va

    May 15, 2012 at 11:20 am

    pepper wth do you find these stupid clips… and boring song.. and hes in pain

  50. Bloodklot

    May 15, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    I’m not cool enough to view this video…