Commander Riker Sits Down Way Cooler Than You Do

That’s how you know this shit is in the future. Badass Number One!


  1. Delcomark

    May 10, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    The captain called him number 2 on the show, so appropriate looking back now

  2. BMFM185

    May 10, 2013 at 7:17 pm

    I used to sit like that, until I crushed a testicle in the Garthon System.

    • rexdart936

      May 10, 2013 at 7:46 pm

      BMFM185 You are a hero to the service.  I hope lance armstrong got you a lovely yellow STRONG wristband through the wounded warrior project.

  3. Gordon Bennett!

    May 10, 2013 at 7:18 pm

    This is the clever way of pulling your undies out of your ass crack

    • Punk0

      May 11, 2013 at 10:16 am

      Gordon Bennett! Or putting them in.

  4. Shaggyballz74

    May 10, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    how does he take a shit?

    • rexdart936

      May 10, 2013 at 7:43 pm

      Shaggyballz74 in the mouth of wesley crusher.

    • sumwhatdim

      May 10, 2013 at 8:22 pm

      Shaggyballz74 i bet that mother fucker kicks over the 3 seashells everytime

  5. Morgan : from parts unknown

    May 10, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    I sit like that too, it’s to show alpha male dominance when I enter a room. I also step over small children like that, instead of walking around them.

    • rexdart936

      May 10, 2013 at 7:44 pm

      Morgan : from parts unknown the preschooler says: “is that a tribble in your trousers or are you just glad to see me?”

  6. FLprodivider66

    May 10, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    I never liked this Daddy Long Legs

  7. rexdart936

    May 10, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    i can only wonder how he puts on his pants every morning.

  8. rexdart936

    May 10, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    clipping his toenails must be an acrobatic treat worthy of a starfleet courts marshal.

  9. tomato_v

    May 10, 2013 at 8:12 pm

    Just so everyone knows, I’ll be highstep sitting these muther fucking chairs all weekend.

  10. ecupirate

    May 10, 2013 at 8:17 pm

    someone is trying to show off his ball bag

  11. Badger1225

    May 10, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    You’d sit down like that too if Worf spent all night reaming you out.  Dam those claw like fingernails!!

  12. Rich From Mass

    May 10, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    I tried sitting like that once but my massive cock prevented it.

  13. theblakeri

    May 10, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    its like he’s stepping over the top rope,a style reminiscent of El Gigante.

  14. Rich the fireman

    May 10, 2013 at 11:51 pm

    He lowers himself on his lovers erection the same way

  15. Trelogan

    May 10, 2013 at 11:56 pm

    I don’t really know why, but I couldn’t stop laughing at that…

  16. Binary Daoist

    May 11, 2013 at 1:42 am

    That is weird as shit

    • Yuuuck

      May 11, 2013 at 6:22 pm

      Binary Daoist   Seems efficient though right?

  17. sidwasout

    May 11, 2013 at 9:08 am

    I can only imagine the director finally gave up out of frustration after telling him a dozen times not to sit down like a ‘get.

  18. The Unblinking Spyder

    May 11, 2013 at 10:32 am

    Some people call me the space cowboy…

  19. Glennfah

    May 11, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    Why am I laughing at this?

  20. indpendnt

    May 12, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    NOT! I always flip my leg over anything I sit on. Even my cars seat.