Who Is Jeffrey Gurian and Why Does Everyone in Comedy Know Him!?

[photo by Earl Douglas]

Jeffrey Gurian is one of the most well-known fixtures in the comedy world. You’ll see him in clubs, at most comedy festivals, and at red carpets with a microphone in hand ready to interview his favorite comics. He’s not a full-time stand up comedian (although he does sometimes perform), and he doesn’t work for a major television network.  He isn’t a super agent, or comedy club owner. Jeffrey isn’t a ‘power player’ in the usual sense of the word.  He hosts his interviews for his own self-produced YouTube Channel, Comedy Matters TV. So you might not expect him to be one of the most connected people in the world of comedy, and yet, he is.

Comedian once said about him, “If you don’t know Jeffrey, then you probably are not a comedian.”  During remarks at the world-famous Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival, comedian John Mulaney said “If…you see someone [at a comedy event] and you’re like, ‘who the fuck is that’, that’s Jeffrey Gurian.” can’t say no to him.  skips other interviews to talk to him. Patrice O’Neal once said he was “envious” of him.  And told him “you actually do know everybody in the comedy world.” So why do comedians who routinely turn down interviews with the major networks, happily grace Jeffrey’s camera and microphone for an interview for Comedy Matters TV?  

Maybe it’s because of his genuine love for comedy and the people who create it. His interest in entertainers started when he was just a kid. His grandfather owned a nightclub in the Bronx, and he would be fascinated by the performers who were always around. “From the time I was 12 years old,” Gurian said, “I wanted to be in show business. And I also wanted to be a dentist. And I remember thinking, how am i going to do both of those things? Who does that?  How can that even possibly be? And that was interesting that I was able to combine those two things.”

At first, he chose the dentist route, but comedy never was completely out of his life. In the early 80’s, Gurian started making short films about bizarre news stories he invented. One of his earliest “stories” reported that several men had been arrested for smearing cream cheese on the ankles of elderly women. “Whenever I see old women with their stockings rolled down,” he explained, “it looks like fucking bagels, and it flips me out, and I want to put cream cheese on their ankles.” So he filmed a scene, and took it, along with a few others, over to SNL. He didn’t have an appointment, so he told the doorman Lorne Michaels was expecting him, threw the guy a few bucks, and got himself in the door, where he met . Zweibel liked Gurian’s material, and made a few introductions, and soon Gurian found himself writing jokes for comedians.

jeffrey-gurian-with-milton-berle“I needed to write for famous people if anyone was going to take me seriously,” Gurian said. “If I’m going to write for up and comers whose going to care?” So he went to the biggest stars he could find and introduced himself.  “I would say, I’m a comedy writer, can I write for you?” Before long, he was writing for some of the legends of comedy. Legends like Rodney Dangerfield, Pat Cooper, , , , and have all used Gurian’s material.

Jeffrey’s weekly column in the Weekly World News, a newspaper that was the Onion of its time, eventually led to the creation of the Gurian News Network, your source for “all the news that’s fit to dance to.”  In Gurian’s column you’d find stories like “Man Paints Replica of the Sistine Chapel With his Beard”, “Rare Virus Sweeps Japan, Victims Too Weak to Bow,” and “Man Robs Bank With His Chin.”

These days he still writes jokes and makes videos about unusual stories for GNN, Gurian News Network. But his main focus is Comedy Matters TV, where he’s generated over 300 interviews with a-list celebrities like , , ,  and .  “I enjoy doing that, it allows me to keep my finger on the pulse of whats happening in comedy,” Gurian said. He also does a weekly segment on SiriusXM’s Show. Each week guests accompany Jeffrey to SiriusXM to talk comedy with and Fez Whatley.  Names ranging from comedy veterans like , to powerhouses , , , and , and up and comers like , and have all accompanied Jeffrey to SiriusXM.   And of course, he guests on The Nick Kroll Show, where his appearance on the sketch “Too Much Tuna” has become bigger than life.  (Watch it here!)

But his comedy work alone doesn’t answer the question of why so he has more comedy friends than most headliners do.  “That’s a mystery to me even. I really don’t understand it,” Gurian said. “I started out not knowing one person in show business. Zero. Nobody.”

Most men wear their hair like they’re embarrassed for having any. It’s almost like an apology

Part of the reason is that Jeffrey goes out every night.  From comedy clubs, to festivals events and red carpets, Jeffrey covers it all, which is why his theme song is House of Pain’s “Jump Around.” He loves meeting people and calls himself a gregarious isolater.  “I want to know everybody in the room,” he says, “but not that well.” And then there’s Jeffrey’s uniqueness. He has his own sense of style, that is both outlandish and impeccable. If his style is hard to describe it’s only because his look doesn’t draw upon the styles of others– it is all his own. He definitely looks like somebody “in the business.” Jeffrey stands out in any crowd, with his signature shock of hair, teased straight up without a strand out-of-place.  He is always dressed to the nines in layers of scarves in the winter, and seer-sucker in the summer, with a pair of tinted glasses that are as much a part of his look as anything else. He’s often mistaken for a music producer, and has described himself a cross between Elton John and Phil Spector.  “I don’t dress like anyone else,” he explained.  And his hair is a point of pride for him. “Most men wear their hair like they’re embarrassed for having any. It’s almost like an apology, like I’m sorry I have hair, and I’ll try to wear it in a way that you don’t notice.”

His quirkiness is also endearing.  Whether he’s carrying a piece of Matzoh in his pocket to make conversation, or a giant pen (really, really giant), he’s always drawing your eye, making you laugh, making conversation.

I want to talk about happiness and I want to bring that into everything I do. Maybe that makes people feel comfortable.

But the real reason everyone loves Jeffrey goes way beyond quirkiness, or a signature hairstyle.  He  has a genuine love and respect for comedy and creativity that is rare in today’s culture. “I value people,” he said.  “Maybe they pick up on that.” He’s also kind, another rare quality. “I believe that when you know something good about someone you should tell them. In our society, people feel the need to bring people down for some reason. They want to take away your power. I want to add to people’s power,” Gurian said. He never gossips, never reveals information that would be unflattering, and he’ll never write a negative review.  “I’ve seen people crash and burn…but I’m not going to write that someone did a terrible set.”

Instead he wants to make people happy and put positive energy into the world.  “That’s why I want to do a happiness show,” he said, referring to an idea he has for a show focused on being happy.  “I want to talk about happiness and I want to bring that into everything I do. Maybe that makes people feel comfortable.  I don’t know.  My life is a mystery to me.” But it’s no mystery to everyone else.  Jeffrey Gurian knows everyone in comedy, not for what he can do for people, or how he can help their careers, but because they like him.  The ‘man who isn’t afraid to show the world he has hair’ makes everyone smile, which is perfect, because that’s exactly what he wants to do.

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Jeffrey Poses with Some of His Comedy Friends with His Book, “Make ‘Em Laugh: 35 Years of the Comic Strip, the Greatest Comedy Club of All Time!” (with intro by Chris Rock and interviews with Jerry , Billy Crystal, Ray Romano, and about 50 other big stars!):


Gurian Fills His Home With Colorful Reminders to be Happy.  His stove exhibits “Balloon Soup” and “Paper Pasta” art. Inspirational signs line the apartment and playful exhibits are scattered throughout.  [photos Earl Douglas]









Collections of Celebrity Photos Line The Walls of Gurian’s Home [photos Earl Douglas]

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Jeffrey Gurian’s Comedy Matters TV Has Over 300 Interviews with A-List Celebrities

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  1. Captain Geech

    June 30, 2014 at 11:17 pm

    Young Gurian is Yummy!!

  2. Jew4life

    June 30, 2014 at 11:43 pm

    I wonder how many comments the i-bang will delete.

  3. FresnoJefferson

    July 1, 2014 at 12:16 am

    Why were the other 2 comments deleted? They didn’t have any profanity or vulgarity.


    July 1, 2014 at 12:18 am

    The Man, The Myth, and The Legend

  5. Ray in Pittsburgh

    July 1, 2014 at 12:29 am

    Did this asshole write this himself?
    He is an unfunny, intolerable ,annoying radio death knell. 
    The face of the mess that is the move to raw dog.

  6. Foggy_Otis

    July 1, 2014 at 12:38 am

    I sat next to Jeffrey at today’s taping.

    He’s a nice guy and he gives off a positive vibe!

  7. AndyInCleveland

    July 1, 2014 at 12:41 am

    So…I’m not sure what face I put to the voice…but (and this is not a slam by any means) it wasn’t that face.  I had pictured more Spalding Gray and less Manilow.  I imagine that this is what most people went through when they found out Rick Astley was white…

  8. Foggy_Otis

    July 1, 2014 at 1:14 am

    Never gonna give, never gonna give…

  9. AnthonyLoman

    July 1, 2014 at 1:21 am

    With hair so wacky he couldn’t possibly be a droning bore on the radio!

  10. SerotoninsGone

    July 1, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    Foggy_Otis Love Gurian!

  11. runawayralph

    July 1, 2014 at 9:55 pm

    The worlds most uninteresting man .

  12. ecupirate

    July 1, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    I run him down with most people but thats a pretty cool  story

  13. misstheoldshow

    July 1, 2014 at 11:33 pm

    You should have left the title at “Who Is” and taken a hearty movement.

  14. Recyclerz

    July 2, 2014 at 1:00 am

    Woody Allen is supposed to have said that 80% of success is just showing up. So Mr. Gurian has that going for him.

  15. eddietirebiter

    July 2, 2014 at 6:15 pm

    Loved the half a head in a duffel bag story.

  16. Kramerica_Ind

    July 2, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    Because he is a leach

  17. Provenza

    July 2, 2014 at 10:15 pm

    Jeffrey makes everyone smile just by being near. His joie de vivre is contagious. I’ve known Jeff for decades (he even fixed my teeth in an emergency once!) and he’s just grown more and more lovable and inspirational in his love for comedy and creativity. May his mullet rule forever.

  18. MontanaSteve

    July 3, 2014 at 1:07 am

    I thought Phil Spector’s hair was behind bars.

  19. JeffreyGurian

    July 3, 2014 at 11:54 am

    @Provenza Can’t thank you enough for all your support Provenz!  With all you’ve accomplished it’s a great honor!  And it’s NOT a mullet! (LOLOL)

  20. JeffreyGurian

    July 3, 2014 at 11:55 am

    SerotoninsGone Foggy_Otis Thank you! Greatly appreciated!

  21. JeffreyGurian

    July 3, 2014 at 2:31 pm

    eddietirebiter Thanks Eddie, unfortunately it was true! (LOL)

  22. bagpiper

    July 4, 2014 at 12:10 am

    Forest Gump of comedy

  23. TylerJGlenn

    July 4, 2014 at 3:04 am

    I’m a fan of anyone doing there own thing like that

  24. HankQuncy

    July 12, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    JeffreyGurian SerotoninsGone Foggy_Otis 
    I’m a celebrity because I get my picture taken with people who have talent !!!!!!!!!