CNN: Paul Ryan ‘Shocked’ That He and Romney Lost

Paul Ryan confirms that He and Mitt Romney really didn’t read Nate Silver and had planned on a night of celebration on election night.

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  1. LNozowitz

    November 13, 2012 at 9:55 am

    I’m shocked this man can sit so still with a wing wang up his bum bum

  2. Graazbow

    November 13, 2012 at 9:56 am

    Marc Zito would have made a fine vice president.

  3. AnthonyLoman

    November 13, 2012 at 10:16 am

    Sure it would have been a wild party too. Pounding caffeine free diet cokes all night like a gangsta.

  4. galactictraveler

    November 13, 2012 at 10:19 am

    If you were so sure why did you run for your congressional seat. ? If you had won the taxpayers in your state would have had to pay for another election! Way to look out for your constituents !

  5. jerkstoresean

    November 13, 2012 at 10:26 am

    Look closely. His widow’s peak grows when he’s fibbing

  6. Rorschach7

    November 13, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Well of course you were.. Stop watching Fox news 24/7… Stop using republican pollsters.. No wonder the Romney campaign was so misinformed. This was the least informed I have been about a presidential campaign in years… barely watched anything and I knew Obama was gonna win.

  7. bmqq316

    November 13, 2012 at 10:49 am

    When asked what he meant by “urban areas”, he replied, “You know…all those freeloading ‘Canadians’ without money in the Cayman Islands.”

  8. Binary Daoist

    November 13, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Megalomania will do that

    • the jerm

      November 13, 2012 at 11:45 am

      @Binary Daoist What’s a song got to do with this? That don’t make no sense!

  9. madtowntom

    November 13, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Romm/Ryan didnt even win ryans home county, district, state, {janesville, south central wi area}, Ryan is a douche.Romm. shoulda picked some other person. wi knows this guy, and knows he is a closeted gay douche.

    • mattfoo

      November 13, 2012 at 2:39 pm

      @madtowntom Dude has been reelected every year since 1998 including this year.

      • madtowntom

        November 13, 2012 at 2:44 pm

        @mattfoo running against whom? unfunded people to liberal for even a very hard hit area,and if we check the number of votes cast in his district,the votes his rivals got, the votes he got, still a wee bit of a diff. but yes, he has won. Good Point, i digress.

  10. edrooney

    November 13, 2012 at 11:13 am

    Ryan struck me as a smug little asshole.

    • mattfoo

      November 13, 2012 at 2:40 pm

      @edrooney kind of how Obama strikes Republicans

  11. edrooney

    November 13, 2012 at 11:16 am

    And, it’s no surprise to me that they didn’t see a loss coming.  I wonder if Republicans will ever get out of their FOX NEWS haze.  FOX does to Republicans what World Star Hip Hop does to blacks.

    • BadNewsJeff

      November 13, 2012 at 12:53 pm

       Exactly.  “The numbers we had, the polling we were looking at looked like we stood a pretty good chance of winning” sums up the problems facing the Republicans- not enough respect for facts and reality.  If they were this far off and disconnected why the FUCK should anyone vote for them to run this country?  For Christ’s sake, I would vote for stupid blogger Nate Silver before Romney/Ryan, he obviously has a better grip on reality.

      • Chris from Detroit

        November 13, 2012 at 6:55 pm

        @BadNewsJeff @edrooney don’t people realize that politicians on either side say the same exact thing when they lose?? Have you ever seen a politician say ” oh yea, we knew we were gonna lose all along”? Get over it, your guy won with the worst 4 year record of any president in history.

      • edrooney

        November 14, 2012 at 8:55 am

        @Chris from Detroit  @BadNewsJeff  @edrooney If my guy won, We’d have President Johnson.

    • Shaggyballz74

      November 13, 2012 at 5:13 pm

      @edrooney oh snap son

  12. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    November 13, 2012 at 11:22 am

    “Did you guys not SEE my photoshoot? I gave you bitches tickets to the gun show!”–228×342.jpg

    • AnthonyLoman

      November 13, 2012 at 2:03 pm

      @SarahMcSmokeyPants Wearing a baseball hat BACKWARDS?! For shame, I thought you were a Godly conservative, Christian Mr. Ryan!

  13. WilliamFBaldwin

    November 13, 2012 at 11:36 am

    I love Paul Ryan’s “Don’t have a cow man” attitude.

    • AnthonyLoman

      November 13, 2012 at 12:29 pm

       Eat my shorts obama!

  14. kingvape

    November 13, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    The old breed republicans were scary because they told crazy lies to the public…
    The new breed of republicans is scary because they ACTUALLY BELIEVE the lies the old breed told.
    Nothing is scarier than a politician who believes his own bullshit!

  15. cal5000

    November 13, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Delusional Motherfuckers, you cant trust partisan polls.

  16. ShowerBench

    November 13, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    groupthink + skepticism about poll sampling + ORCA clusterfuck = blindside

    • TBVickroy

      November 13, 2012 at 2:36 pm

       Blinders = blindside.

    • SarahMcSmokeyPants

      November 13, 2012 at 8:52 pm

      @ShowerBench Hey, lets leave Sandra Bullock out of this.

  17. OllieInChicago

    November 13, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    The GOP needs to identify what their party really is: fiscally and socially conservative.  That’s totally fine.  Moderate conservatives, people who are fiscally conservative and socially liberal, need to create a new party for themselves.  The way the population is growing, the GOP will become obsolete quickly.

    • ShowerBench

      November 13, 2012 at 2:47 pm

      @OllieInChicago The right hated Mitt but had no choice in the end.  Someone like that might be more successful running as an Independent and admitting the social issues are settling themselves,  just don’t interest them, and the economy will be their focus.

    • bmack76

      November 13, 2012 at 2:49 pm

      @OllieInChicago I’d join that new party, Ollie, but it would siphon votes almost exclusively from the GOP.  Unless a similar moderate left wing party is established it would just be like gift-wrapping every election for the Democrats.  We’re doomed to this shitty two party system for eternity.

    • HorrorFighter

      November 13, 2012 at 3:09 pm

      @OllieInChicago I’m fairly certain you just described the Libertarian party.

      • madtowntom

        November 13, 2012 at 9:04 pm

        @HorrorFighter  @OllieInChicago civil libertarian maybe?give us the freedom to choose our fates,while keeping gov. for the things they do best ? dont know, just asking. tja

    • rockdory

      November 13, 2012 at 4:32 pm

      @OllieInChicago The GOP also needs to stop spending millions to defeat other GOP members who may not totally align with all of their beliefs.  Across the country special interest groups have been spending tons of money and running their own candidates against nearly identical candidates within the same party.  The special interest groups are mostly made up of rich donors and some donations are accepted from outside of states.  It’s more apparent than ever that wealthy folks are trying to buy spots within government to run the whole thing.

  18. gavin_b

    November 13, 2012 at 2:55 pm


  19. rockdory

    November 13, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    How did they ever expect to win with Obama giving out free stuff?  (sarcasm)

  20. vegascable

    November 13, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    Guy down the street has yet to take down all his Romney signs. It’s both sad and funny. This “patriot” flew his flag upside down during Obama first two years of office.This display of defiance will not win elections at least not in his favor.

  21. Shaggyballz74

    November 13, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    the funny thing is Obama didn’t do anything to win. The Newts and Perry’s made Romney go so far right. He could never find the middle again.