Chris Hardwick Apologizes for His Dick on Conan

Conan is at Comic Con in San Diego, so he’s kicking off the week with Nerdist Chris Hardwick.  He’s cosplaying it up in a super spidey suit but claims he made a rookie mistake not paying more attention to dong placement. He apologizes and immediately tore off his spidey suit to reveal……..more cosplay, and…according to Conan, more dong.

Conan claims that there is no bigger expert in the world when it comes to comic books, super hero movies, sci fi and fantasy characters and all things nerd. Hardwick gives him the Comic Con citizenship test, and you can watch the Cone-ster take it in Conan360. Basically that means you can turn the video with your mouse and watch the cue card guy slacking off instead of watching Conan.

If you stuck around through both clips waiting for a Bill Cosby/Cosplay joke, you were not disappointed. And, SPOILER ALERT Seth Green comes charging out with a light saber for a super nerd light saber fight. Hope you weren’t still watching the guy with the cue cards.