Choose Plane Seatmates Based on Facebook Profiles


Oh Mark Zuckerburg will the wonders of your college brainstorm ever stop!? Why sit on a plane next to a stranger when you choose people to sit next to based on Facebook profiles. Great now when can we line up in the supermarket based on spotify playlist!?

Read the whole story at nerve.com.

 

17 Comments

  1. Taos22

    February 27, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    I am going to add J Lo and Selma Hayek to my Facebook …

  2. MyMiddleNameisFrancis

    February 28, 2012 at 12:27 am

    I’m going to choose to sit next to the first chick that has “likes giving handjobs under a blanket” as an interest.

  3. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    February 28, 2012 at 12:35 am

    Facebook or not, I’m still going to find that happy medium of next to a big breasted female and distanced from any children.

  4. jerkstoresean

    February 28, 2012 at 6:41 am

    Every plane will now look like a gang rape waiting to happen. Shotgun first!

  5. LizSetsFire

    February 28, 2012 at 6:52 am

    I swear I had this idea years ago and everyone thought I was crazy.

    • Kendall in Texas

      February 28, 2012 at 11:26 am

       @LizSetsFire I believe you and “everyone” 😉

  6. ElectricDave

    February 28, 2012 at 7:07 am

    Yeah I see this getting off the ground……….then the Van Halen’s wouldn’t be stuck flanking that jizz bag Al Roker

  7. jerkstoresean

    February 28, 2012 at 9:54 am

    Beware of anyone named Vegetable lasagna

  8. Scary Jerry

    February 28, 2012 at 11:31 am

    better story below, this guy couldn’t wait for facebook
     
     
    http://gawker.com/5804921/man-arrested-for-masturbating-on-united-flight

  9. bmqq316

    February 28, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Wow…this makes stalking easy!

  10. TBVickroy

    February 28, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    That guy in the pic is totally gonna bang that chick he just met. And they both like purple/pink. Match made in Facebook Heaven.

    • ecupirate

      February 28, 2012 at 2:29 pm

       @TBVickroy If she says no, he will just rape her

  11. Toin Coss

    February 28, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    Oh great another way to be rejected by the kool kidz.   Imagine your surprise when no one wants to sit next to you!?

  12. Ethan Davis

    February 28, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    Yes!  Now I can finally have some elbow room.  

  13. TyWanon

    February 28, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    I had this same idea for prison

  14. Johnny Dickshot

    February 29, 2012 at 5:14 am

    Facebook search “It’s Complicated” and bring a wetnap and blanket.

  15. Ray_inJERSEY

    February 29, 2012 at 6:48 am

    coach passengers have to search craigs list