China Is Building a Portal to the Afterlife! Get on Line!


They claim its just landscape architecture– you know like the Eiffel Tower. But we know what’s really going on. Right?

Read more at gizmodo.com.

 

 

48 Comments

  1. K Dubya

    November 20, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    When it’s done they are going drop Jody Foster through it so she can visit her dead dad

  2. ediblegenius

    November 20, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    I knew China had a stargate too, the Russians have one, why wouldnt the Chinese…

  3. jerkstoresean

    November 20, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    It’s just another Steven Singer ad

  4. Pool Keepers Son

    November 20, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    Haha St Louis now your arch looks pretty stupid

    • K Dubya

      November 21, 2012 at 2:37 pm

      @Pool Keepers Son I like to thing the arch is a circle with half of it underground for the mole people to enjoy

  5. Greatly Fatigued

    November 20, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Get in line

    • caseypickles

      November 21, 2012 at 10:27 am

      @Greatly Fatigued
       Interrobang editor must live here in NYC-we get on line

  6. brotherjman

    November 20, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    I got a portal to the afterlife. It’s called a guillotine.

  7. TemporalGrid

    November 20, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    That’s where the Red Army hides the giant grenade….that’s just the pin sticking up out of the ground

  8. TBVickroy

    November 20, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    I would have guessed this structure would be more almond shaped and not so round.

  9. Judge Smails

    November 20, 2012 at 10:40 pm

    It’s the SARSgate MSG1.

  10. shrekkalove

    November 20, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    I’ve seen Fringe. I know what that shit is!

  11. veryspookyghost

    November 20, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    maybe it’s just a big cock ring

    • Budsville Oregreen

      November 20, 2012 at 11:42 pm

      @veryspookyghost
       For “BIG AMERICAN PENIS”…!!!

    • deliciousv

      November 21, 2012 at 12:07 am

      @veryspookyghost
       seems a bit small

  12. Recyclerz

    November 20, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    Working in one of their coal mines is an expressway to the afterlife.

  13. creamygoodnesss

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    they seriously make fans  that look just like that. maybe they are trying to control the weather

  14. Mr Nelson

    November 21, 2012 at 12:16 am

    it’s a dyson bladeless fan to blow the smog East.

  15. richelkinsjr

    November 21, 2012 at 12:19 am

    They gonna need Kurt Russel for that big ole stargate

  16. IntObserver717

    November 21, 2012 at 12:25 am

    give my regards to king tut

  17. galactictraveler

    November 21, 2012 at 1:11 am

    Look out Elmo, you’ve seen this before. !

  18. FLprodivider66

    November 21, 2012 at 2:23 am

    God needed a cocky ring??

  19. FLprodivider66

    November 21, 2012 at 2:47 am

    God needed a cock ring

  20. ChineseDuck

    November 21, 2012 at 5:18 am

    Well it can’t be a portal to the afterlife because we all know “those” people don’t have souls…

  21. Phil from Chicopee

    November 21, 2012 at 5:27 am

    Does Oprah have anything to do with this?!

  22. FLprodivider66

    November 21, 2012 at 6:45 am

    This is proof that the Chinese people are Aliens and this is a device used to better communicate back to the mother ship!?…or it could just be some Artsy Fartsy thing haha…

  23. FLprodivider66

    November 21, 2012 at 6:49 am

    This is proof that the Chinese people are Aliens and this is a device used to better communicate back to the mother ship!?…(or it could just be some Artsy Fartsy thing haha!)

  24. the jerm

    November 21, 2012 at 7:14 am

    I think its one of those Dyson fans just MUCH bigger

  25. Beer

    November 21, 2012 at 7:26 am

    Worst glory hole ever

  26. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    November 21, 2012 at 8:25 am

    Is this where they make iPhones? No wonder the workers are breaking out in violent riots and becoming suicidal, they cant find the door.

  27. plastic thoughts

    November 21, 2012 at 8:50 am

    I read in a history book that America was once ambitious before it became disposable.

    • K Dubya

      November 21, 2012 at 2:36 pm

      @plastic thoughts I blame the modern playgrounds

  28. DeathProof

    November 21, 2012 at 9:21 am

    They have so much money coming in…they don’t even know how to spend it!

  29. jerkstoresean

    November 21, 2012 at 9:54 am

    These Steven Singer promotions are getting out of control

  30. edrooney

    November 21, 2012 at 10:11 am

    It’s made in China.  It will probably turn the city green or orange once it rains.

  31. Basket_full_of_lotion

    November 21, 2012 at 10:16 am

    This and our Washington Monument should go out for drinks.

    • OllieInChicago

      November 21, 2012 at 12:23 pm

      @Basket_full_of_lotion Something tells me the Jefferson Monument was there first.

    • K Dubya

      November 21, 2012 at 2:35 pm

      @Basket_full_of_lotion ha!

  32. Jerry65

    November 21, 2012 at 11:05 am

    The original concept was much more elaborate, the designer then said, ” fuck it, just make it a circle. My bicycle is quadruple parked.”

  33. BigMike2012

    November 21, 2012 at 11:13 am

    STARGATE !!!!!!!!! Get Kurt Russell on the horn………

  34. Jerry65

    November 21, 2012 at 11:36 am

    The combination on the lock to the afterlife is 1 2 3 4 5…..easy to remember.

    • edrooney

      November 21, 2012 at 11:49 am

      @Jerry65 Great.  Now I have to change the combination on my luggage.

  35. Scott_Chandwater

    November 21, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    monunent to romper room…i see ronnie b, i see fezzy, i see…..

  36. OllieInChicago

    November 21, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    The Chinese are dicks.  Just keep throwing it in the faces of their women that they’ve never experienced one.

    • K Dubya

      November 21, 2012 at 2:34 pm

      @OllieInChicago it took me a minute but I got there, clever

  37. Ziggy Stardust

    November 21, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    This is the largest ionic breeze air cleaner ever !!  Sharper Image would be proud !!

  38. K Dubya

    November 21, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    is it in line or on line, i can never remember?

  39. Aria Taint

    November 23, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Wheres the rest of the track for the match box cars?