China Is Building a Portal to the Afterlife! Get on Line!


They claim its just landscape architecture– you know like the Eiffel Tower. But we know what’s really going on. Right?

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39 comments
Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Wheres the rest of the track for the match box cars?

 

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

This is the largest ionic breeze air cleaner ever !!  Sharper Image would be proud !! 

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

The Chinese are dicks.  Just keep throwing it in the faces of their women that they've never experienced one.  

G_SPOT_TORNADO
G_SPOT_TORNADO

monunent to romper room...i see ronnie b, i see fezzy, i see.....

Jerry65
Jerry65

The combination on the lock to the afterlife is 1 2 3 4 5.....easy to remember.

Bane1198
Bane1198

STARGATE !!!!!!!!! Get Kurt Russell on the horn.........

Jerry65
Jerry65

The original concept was much more elaborate, the designer then said, " fuck it, just make it a circle. My bicycle is quadruple parked."

edrooney
edrooney

It's made in China.  It will probably turn the city green or orange once it rains.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

These Steven Singer promotions are getting out of control

DeathProof
DeathProof

They have so much money coming in...they don't even know how to spend it!

Plastic Thoughts
Plastic Thoughts

I read in a history book that America was once ambitious before it became disposable.

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

Is this where they make iPhones? No wonder the workers are breaking out in violent riots and becoming suicidal, they cant find the door.

Beer
Beer

Worst glory hole ever

the jerm
the jerm

I think its one of those Dyson fans just MUCH bigger

FLpro
FLpro

This is proof that the Chinese people are Aliens and this is a device used to better communicate back to the mother ship!?...(or it could just be some Artsy Fartsy thing haha!)

ChineseDuck
ChineseDuck

Well it can't be a portal to the afterlife because we all know "those" people don't have souls...

FLpro
FLpro

God needed a cock ring

richelkinsjr
richelkinsjr

They gonna need Kurt Russel for that big ole stargate

Mr Nelson
Mr Nelson

it's a dyson bladeless fan to blow the smog East.

creamygoodnesss
creamygoodnesss

they seriously make fans  that look just like that. maybe they are trying to control the weather

Recyclerz
Recyclerz

Working in one of their coal mines is an expressway to the afterlife.

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

I've seen Fringe. I know what that shit is!

Vickroy
Vickroy

I would have guessed this structure would be more almond shaped and not so round.

TemporalGrid
TemporalGrid

That's where the Red Army hides the giant grenade....that's just the pin sticking up out of the ground

brotherjman
brotherjman

I got a portal to the afterlife. It's called a guillotine.

ediblegenius
ediblegenius

I knew China had a stargate too, the Russians have one, why wouldnt the Chinese...

edrooney
edrooney

 @Jerry65 Great.  Now I have to change the combination on my luggage.