Cee-Lo Green Is Just Constantly Farting in Christina Aguilera’s Face


On The Voice you will see Christina Aguilera fanning herself like a church girl is Mississippi. Is it because she put on so much weight? Nope. It’s because Cee -Lo Green’s ass is rank.

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22 Comments

  1. Cletus from Brooklyn

    December 8, 2012 at 11:38 am

    Yay…

    • Ray in Pittsburgh

      December 9, 2012 at 9:37 am

      @Cletus from Brooklyn It took me a second. Funny.

    • fkntrkr

      December 9, 2012 at 11:33 am

      @Cletus from Brooklyn
       yay–pudding–sheesh

  2. Pool Keepers Son

    December 8, 2012 at 11:50 am

    and to think all this time I thought he was talentless

  3. yotaruvegeta

    December 8, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Is that why she looks like she blew up like a balloon? Because she’s sucking in fart fumes?

  4. WilliamFBaldwin

    December 8, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Christina’s checks are puffy because she been holding her breath all season

  5. Clover leaf

    December 8, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    It’s fun to remember that celebrities can smell like shit too.

  6. simslacker

    December 8, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    He’s probably pushing out those stink bombs to cover the smell seeping out from between her fat rolls.

    • Virginia cheese

      December 8, 2012 at 1:05 pm

      By “fat rolls”, do you mean labia majora?

  7. John in va

    December 8, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    And this needs a who the fuck cares….. celo acts like a black Elmo..
    ..

  8. Shaggyballz74

    December 8, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    He’s the black Bruce Vilanch

  9. ecupirate

    December 8, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    All football intro songs are shit, but his is the worst of the worst. There is nothing good about what that fat fuck does

  10. galactictraveler

    December 8, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    I bet its her queefing !

  11. HummusMagnate

    December 8, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Well I won’t be getting that time back.

  12. FLprodivider66

    December 8, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    He just stinks…

  13. FLprodivider66

    December 8, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    “He Stinks And I Don’t Like Him!”….he just stinks

  14. Moe Green

    December 8, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    He can’t wipe his ass with those freakishly small hands.

  15. Beer

    December 8, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    Farting in the face is a recognized marriage in Tennessee…

  16. Roadrash Hicks

    December 8, 2012 at 7:50 pm

    I don’t think it is the farts, although I assume Cee-Lo is a gassy bastard. My theory is that all these contest shows stink.

  17. Roadrash Hicks

    December 8, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    I don’t think it is the farts, although, I assume Cee-Lo is a gassy bastard. My theory is that all these contest shows stink.

  18. Burley

    December 9, 2012 at 8:47 am

    there is no way he can wipe his own ass

  19. Aria Taint

    December 10, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    perpetual swamp ass.