Car Thief High on Drugs and Masturbating Plows Into Portland Crime Scene
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A man was intoxicated and masturbating to pornography when he drove a stolen car through a crime scene tape surrounding the homicide of a teen-age boy last year and guess what? He will not have to register as a sex offender! Oh and he also has the worst haircut in the Western World.
Read more at oregonlive.com.
