I communicated with my vegetables once. I caught my asparagus bragging to my mushrooms, "Don't fucking worry baby, I'm gonna make his piss offend everybody at this party."
Family, when you see me on the couch in a vegetative state, take the pipe out of my hand and plug in the fMRI before you pronounce me dead.
This calls for a little Zappa, enjoy! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IC_wcFDpLmw
@Scott_Chandwater I invented a cure for gay. It involves Kate Upton titty fucking you until you jizz 40 times. It costs 500 million dollars.
@JimmiesFingerStinks That is so apropos today. You sir, are the prognosticator of prognosticators.
@SerotoninsGone Oh shit son.
@Foggy_Otis I can justify any situation to call for a little Zappa.
@AnthonyLoman sign me up....wait, I'm not gay! FUCK!!
@mendoman Just some good natured ribbing... I love Fezzie!