Canadian in ‘Vegetative State’ Communicates

We may have to rethink that idea that patients in a vegatative state are unreachable. Researchers in London, Ont., have communicated with Scott Routley through brain scans. Luckily this information came to us before we pulled the plug on Terri Schiavo.



  1. Foggy_Otis

    November 13, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    This calls for a little Zappa, enjoy!

    • SerotoninsGone

      November 13, 2012 at 11:36 pm

      @Foggy_Otis I can justify any situation to call for a little Zappa.

      • Foggy_Otis

        November 14, 2012 at 7:25 am

        @SerotoninsGone You’re all right brother!

  2. SerotoninsGone

    November 13, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    See! There’s hope for Fez!

    • mendoman

      November 13, 2012 at 11:55 pm

      @SerotoninsGone Oh shit son.

      • SerotoninsGone

        November 14, 2012 at 2:33 am

        @mendoman Just some good natured ribbing… I love Fezzie!

  3. mendoman

    November 13, 2012 at 11:57 pm

    Family, when you see me on the couch in a vegetative state, take the pipe out of my hand and plug in the fMRI before you pronounce me dead.

  4. Johnesteele

    November 14, 2012 at 1:53 am

    I knew it wasn’t a bad trip. My lettuce really was trying to communicate with me.

  5. My Kaka

    November 14, 2012 at 4:57 am

    hold on a second! with new information available, we’ll have to rewrite our medical textbooks?!

  6. Shaggyballz74

    November 14, 2012 at 6:57 am

    Fez whatley brain scan show

  7. Beer

    November 14, 2012 at 7:41 am

    He just locked up real bad

  8. madtowntom

    November 14, 2012 at 8:17 am

    Could’nt be the researchers fishing for a grant, or maybe a bit of religious empathy…

  9. JimmiesFingerStinks

    November 14, 2012 at 8:26 am

    We need to get Skippy on a plane to Canada STAT! Perhaps now we can hear “cookie, cookie, cookie.”

    • OllieInChicago

      November 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm

      @JimmiesFingerStinks That is so apropos today.  You sir, are the prognosticator of prognosticators.

  10. galactictraveler

    November 14, 2012 at 9:03 am

    What’s with all of the high tech gadgets ? Just have a nurse jerk him off to check his response !

  11. fuchubh

    November 14, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Can you be more specific?  “Canadian in vegetative state” casts too wide a net.

  12. AssWhack!

    November 14, 2012 at 9:39 am

    His first words were, “Hey, can I get a couple back bacon sandwiches and a Moleson?”

  13. creepboot45

    November 14, 2012 at 10:18 am

    He probably said “kill me!”

  14. SkippyInNiagaraFalls

    November 14, 2012 at 11:59 am

    HELP ME!

  15. bmqq316

    November 14, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    This is one of my worst fears.

  16. GoJammit

    November 14, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Kill me. I don’t want to be this.

  17. OllieInChicago

    November 14, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    I communicated with my vegetables once.  I caught my asparagus bragging to my mushrooms, “Don’t fucking worry baby, I’m gonna make his piss offend everybody at this party.”

  18. Scott_Chandwater

    November 14, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Provocative…maybe they can cure gay this way!?

    • AnthonyLoman

      November 14, 2012 at 3:41 pm

      @Scott_Chandwater  I invented a cure for gay. It involves Kate Upton titty fucking you until you jizz 40 times. It costs 500 million dollars.

      • Scott_Chandwater

        November 14, 2012 at 6:07 pm

        @AnthonyLoman sign me up….wait, I’m not gay! FUCK!!