Buy A Mystery Sack From Eugene Mirman and H. Jon Benjamin

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The stars of Bobs Burgers are open for business with a brand new store. that sells only one item- mystery sacks.

As if we couldn’t love Bob’s Burger voices H. Jon Benjamin (Bob) and Eugene Mirman (Gene) more, the comics have decided to open the Flotsam General Store. What was so important they had to open a store and start selling random stuff? According to Studio 360, they are selling (and only selling) hand picked items in a mystery sack (in small, medium, and large) with a big F on the front. It might be nice to review the items being sold for $40-$70 a bag, but the delivery window is 4 to 8 weeks “because our curation process can not be hurried”.

Expect a healthy serving of irony in every bag. Good news, shipping is free.

Purchase here http://www.flotsamgeneralstore.com/shop if you dare.

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Lesley Coffin is a feature editor for FF2media and has also written the books Lew Ayres: Hollywood Conscientious Objector (2012) and Hitchcock's Stars (2014), and currently writing a third book. Follow on twitter @filmbiographer for thoughts on movies and cat pictures.
Lesley Coffin
Lesley Coffin
Lesley Coffin is a feature editor for FF2media and has also written the books Lew Ayres: Hollywood Conscientious Objector (2012) and Hitchcock's Stars (2014), and currently writing a third book. Follow on twitter @filmbiographer for thoughts on movies and cat pictures.