Brian Urlacher The Friendly Bear Tells Fans To Kiss His Butt


Chicago Bears’ Brian Urlacher says he doesn’t care if fans are pissed at him for shaking the Texans’ Danieal Manning’s hand and congratulating him after he picked off Bears QB Jay Cutler.  Urlacher said “The guy had a good game, he caused a fumble, had a pick. He’s my friend. I wish he wouldn’t have caught it, but he did, so nice play to you. I don’t give a crap about what fans or people say, they can kiss my butt. I don’t care.”  Later he was seen telling Houston’s Matt Schaub, “I wish you were our quarterback.”

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32 Comments

  1. jerkstoresean

    November 13, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Go suck an egg Chicago!

  2. jerkaruso

    November 13, 2012 at 11:06 am

    The fans realize Manning was on that team just a couple years ago, right? “Die hard” fans are the worst.

  3. JAFO1966

    November 13, 2012 at 11:07 am

    Bears Offense Sucks Ass

  4. Scott From Jersey

    November 13, 2012 at 11:09 am

    Shitcago

  5. Scott From Jersey

    November 13, 2012 at 11:11 am

    Jay Cuntler blows more than the wind in Chicago

  6. shrekkalove

    November 13, 2012 at 11:12 am

    I guarantee Cutler’s FEELINGS aren’t hurt.

  7. HoneydewWilkins

    November 13, 2012 at 11:15 am

    “I don’t give a crap…kiss my butt.” We were SO close to getting “IDGAC kiss my grits,”

    • RN Eric

      November 13, 2012 at 6:50 pm

      @HoneydewWilkins- language!

  8. Steve_in_Tampa

    November 13, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Coaches do it after every fucking game, especially if they’re friends.  They practically make out.

  9. SkoobaDoo

    November 13, 2012 at 11:16 am

    Non story.

  10. Steve_in_Tampa

    November 13, 2012 at 11:17 am

    In baseball, after every base hit the first baseman chats up the baserunner.  “Nice hit”, or “you crushed that one”.  Those are the guys that get voted into the All Star game because they’re popular among their peers.

  11. OllieInChicago

    November 13, 2012 at 11:18 am

    The following is a true story:  A good friend of mine ran into Jay Cutler at a bar (Hangge Uppe, for those who know Chicago) last week.  They were both waiting for the bartender.  Jay was leaning against the wall, hands in pockets,  next to the bar and my friend approached him. He said “Hey Jay, I went to Vanderbilt when you were there and was a big fan.  I was so excited when the Bears brought you hear.  Good luck this week.”  Jay, who never made eye contact, started banging his head against the wall and started saying, “I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care!”  However, Jay did proceed to buy my friend a beer.  I loved that story.

    • jerkaruso

      November 13, 2012 at 11:19 am

      @OllieInChicago This sounds made up

      • OllieInChicago

        November 13, 2012 at 11:20 am

        @jerkaruso I am so glad it’s not.  It was the funniest story I’ve ever heard.

    • Steve_in_Tampa

      November 13, 2012 at 11:19 am

      @OllieInChicagoDid he have a Marlboro hanging out of his mouth?

      • OllieInChicago

        November 13, 2012 at 11:20 am

        @Steve_in_Tampa Marlboro…you don’t know Jay.  He prefers Kool.

      • Steve_in_Tampa

        November 13, 2012 at 11:22 am

        @OllieInChicagoMy buddy played with MJ in Birmingham and said he smoked Camels in the clubhouse.

    • ecupirate

      November 13, 2012 at 12:24 pm

      @OllieInChicago And then he ate a fry off his plate?

    • Mikfin

      November 13, 2012 at 1:26 pm

      @OllieInChicago I’m probably over sentimentalizing this but I think that shows Cutler’s a decent guy.  Frankly, he doesn’t give a shit about what your friend had to say, but probably realized it still meant something to your friend so he buys him a beer.  Good on him.

    • seamus98

      November 13, 2012 at 11:12 pm

      @OllieInChicago  great story,Hemingway,

  12. Anthony From California

    November 13, 2012 at 11:19 am

    I don’t know why Danieal Manning was so excited, Cutler throws at least three picks when playing catch with a kid in the park.

  13. seanale

    November 13, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Fez is only defending Cutler because he’s queer.

    • jerkaruso

      November 13, 2012 at 11:20 am

      @seanale SPY REPORT

      • Roadrash Hicks

        November 13, 2012 at 11:21 am

        @jerkaruso  @seanale TRUTHBOMB

      • jerkaruso

        November 13, 2012 at 11:24 am

        @Roadrash Hicks  @seanale Emails…we get emails

  14. Docintoxicated

    November 13, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Dennis Rodman once told me to kiss his butt after I told him that he should “wear his corset lower to emphasize his man boobs”.

  15. JWedbetter

    November 13, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Kuddo’s to him.
     
    He banged Paris Hilton.

  16. cwmmate

    November 13, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Also, Urlacher was strolling onto the field to go play defense. Manning was running around and basically made Urlacher shake his hand. Manning played with Urlacher and they are both defensive players. It was just a show of mutual respect.

  17. LNozowitz

    November 13, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    cum fart fuck

  18. Mikfin

    November 13, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    It’s a fucking game, who gives a shit.  Fans are assholes.

  19. mightyhorserox

    November 13, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    You people do realize that these players have more in common with each other than the shit dick fans that show up to support them. Of course they are happy for each other, they are work collegues. The fans don’t really matter to most of these players, they could give two fucks about you and your fandom.

  20. TheBlancoNino

    November 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    god forbid athletes exhibit good sportsmanship.