Brazilian Woman Strolls Naked Through Supermarket (NSFW)


Who takes care of you fellas? How’s this for a Sunday post: a Brazilian woman taking a leisurely stroll completely nude through a supermarket. Some days dreams come true. Enjoy and you can thank us in the comment section.

Thanks to liveleak.com for the link.

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78 Comments

  1. billy53

    May 20, 2012 at 11:24 am

    GREAT tits!

    • Turbo_Squirbo

      May 21, 2012 at 5:04 am

      @billy53 Who doesn’t love a good, long pair.

  2. The Condor

    May 20, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Great….now I have to go bleach my eyes
     

  3. mrclean417

    May 20, 2012 at 11:31 am

    MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Chris from Detroit

    May 20, 2012 at 11:32 am

    I was hoping that automatic rifle got put to use

  5. Ezra_san

    May 20, 2012 at 11:35 am

    Why is this clown hiding his camera? Does he think she’ll be mad if she sees it?

  6. EdFromjersey

    May 20, 2012 at 11:36 am

    Paper or Plastic?

  7. jiminix

    May 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    uhm…that wasnt a lady..that was a Silverback Griller in search of the nanner aisle…

    • blumanta

      May 20, 2012 at 7:08 pm

       @jiminix Griller? like burgers and Dogs?

  8. primo

    May 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    She stole that from Walter White

  9. Johnesteele

    May 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Apparently Pepper’s chick is also off the rails.

  10. fitzyMFNcent

    May 20, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    of all the Brazilian women in the world she is the one who strolls naked thru a store?

  11. Kevin Dubya

    May 20, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    There isn’t a Sprite machine big enough in the entire world to clean off that mess

  12. deliciousv

    May 20, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Jeez Ibang, what’d we ever do to you?

  13. Omgtkkenny

    May 20, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Fez-merelda’s Lost Weekend.

  14. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 20, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    That ass crack requires at least a roll to clean & you know there’s still some hershey crust in there…

  15. EdFromjersey

    May 20, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Excuse me, can you direct me to the cucumbers.

  16. ullh82w8

    May 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    Fuckin’ asshole, could have gone my whole life without that horrid sight.

  17. zel

    May 20, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    She would probably even break pepper’s back. If he didn’t throw her off first.

  18. cigarsNscotch

    May 20, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    Are you sure that wasn’t The Kool Aid man? The Brazilians have been very clever with their advertising as of late.

    • FLprodriver66

      May 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm

      @cigarsNscotch…when I yelled “Kool Aid” she came crashing through the wall

      • Narc Zito

        May 20, 2012 at 2:09 pm

         @FLprodriver66 Oh, yeah!

      • Turbo_Squirbo

        May 21, 2012 at 5:02 am

        @Narc Zito @FLprodriver66 Doesn’t Kool aid man wear pants?

  19. FLprodriver66

    May 20, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    She’s SO fat that the last time she was at the beach Greenpeace tried to roll her bach in the water

  20. FLprodriver66

    May 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    She’s SO fat that the last time she was at the beach Greenpeace tried to roll her back in the water

  21. hutsoncap

    May 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    You assholes! Please put “fat” in front of Brazillian! I don’t think I have ever been this disappointed.

  22. hutsoncap

    May 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    You assholes! Please put “a disgusting fat” in front of “Brazillian”. I don’t think I have even been this disappointed.

  23. FLprodriver66

    May 20, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    YO! Where are the Twinkies?

  24. FLprodriver66

    May 20, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    Had to take off her yellow dress because people mistook her for a taxi

  25. FLprodriver66

    May 20, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    YO!!…Where the Twinkies??

  26. Beer

    May 20, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    She weighs a brazillion pounds

  27. Narc Zito

    May 20, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    Did Fez send this in?  Andre’s dead, dude, and she ain’t no seven foot four.

  28. REDDYROG

    May 20, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    ooooooooo me like a like-a……………….

  29. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    Snooki was in brazil ?

  30. archg2

    May 20, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    oh, oh no….. not, not huh…not what I was hoping for… no.

    • jerkstoresean

      May 20, 2012 at 8:39 pm

       @archg2 Come on budddyyyy I thought you liked them with a little meat? haha

  31. Toin Coss

    May 20, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    Damn you damn you to hell ibang. I will not be able to close my eyes tonight !?/?!

  32. drikulus

    May 20, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Why would you do that to me?? Why?

  33. Mr Nelson

    May 20, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    this is one offense so grievous that i’m glad a dude with a sub machine gun went in for the apprehension.

  34. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 20, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    All We need a guy with a taser to turn this into a great video

  35. blumanta

    May 20, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    Steevie sent Maria out for some snacks for him and Kenny Powers

  36. Javaman

    May 20, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    “Goony goo goo.”

  37. jerkstoresean

    May 20, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    Clean up in Aisle- wherever that lady walked

  38. jerkstoresean

    May 20, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Its Brazilian Ghoulie

  39. TyWanon

    May 20, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    She most of been Shopping for Birth Control Pills

    • jerkstoresean

      May 20, 2012 at 9:10 pm

       @TyWanon She doesnt waste any time. Fill up then Pill up

      • TyWanon

        May 20, 2012 at 9:16 pm

        @jerkstoresean a case of Ho Ho’s, and a Uterus Clamp

  40. Pauly Wallnuts

    May 20, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    “Clean up in aisle 4” and by aisle 4 I mean my underwear.  That was fuckin hot!

  41. BarFly

    May 20, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    I wonder if the real Brazillian under that muffin top.

  42. BeatleDaily

    May 20, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    A Brazilian nut 

  43. Phild2400

    May 20, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    Woman? More like a beast

  44. TyWanon

    May 21, 2012 at 12:39 am

    I hope she found the Plunger she was looking for

  45. frankw99

    May 21, 2012 at 6:43 am

    they have  hippos in south america ?

  46. Riverguy

    May 21, 2012 at 8:34 am

    That cop didn’t need a machine gun he needed a tranquilizer dart.

  47. BarFly

    May 21, 2012 at 9:41 am

    What kind of supermarket has a guy walking around with an assault rifle?

    • ShoutOutDesign

      May 21, 2012 at 10:59 am

       @BarFly A supermarket in Brazil.

  48. meddoc21

    May 21, 2012 at 9:59 am

    excuse me ma’am… you ain’t from around here is ya?

  49. Broxstar

    May 21, 2012 at 10:05 am

    Mom, dont forget my Doritos!

  50. Fez4Prez

    May 21, 2012 at 10:32 am

    what is Fez doing shopping in brazil???
     

  51. chipnicodemus

    May 21, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Fez Marie?
     

  52. pithhelmet

    May 21, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    that aint no brazilian – that is a 100%   N E G R O  –  i saw a women taking a bath in one of the fountains in vegas.   effn schwoogies.

  53. Dark_Humor

    May 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Oh shit, she left her money at home.
     

  54. KevinFromConn

    May 21, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS SUCK!!! I can’t unsee that!!

  55. SirRX7

    May 21, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    Damn you ron!!!!! Why!!!!!!!?????
     

  56. MessyNachos19

    May 21, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    Jose like…

  57. Geisttog

    May 21, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    Things that cannot be unseen….

  58. Bloobs

    May 21, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    there isn’t a Sprite dispenser in the world big enough

  59. KevinFromConn

    May 21, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    This bitch needs plywood surgery!

  60. KevinFromConn

    May 21, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    by the way, she’s wearing a thong. she’s not completely naked.

  61. schadenfreudian

    May 21, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Not only is she hot, but her accent is sexy as hell.

  62. beerbuzzard

    May 21, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    I’ve been had

  63. DeepSpaceMoonRocks

    May 21, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Chris Stanley is a dirty trickster centaur. Fuck you, man.

  64. What_A_Buzz

    May 21, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    Thank you for what ? Pretty bad when your belly covers up your snapper.

  65. crazygeek

    May 21, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    Why Coulden’t she be hot?

  66. MicroMonkey

    May 21, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    nice floppy feeders to go with that sumo walk

  67. MagickSpider

    May 21, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Hah. They don’t know much about hunting in Brazil. You need something bigger than an AR-15 to take that down…

  68. mistawag

    May 22, 2012 at 7:59 am

    She should’nt be naked like that.. she could be raped by blind men.

  69. otrdave

    May 22, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Keep it moist and get it back into the water!