Black Friday Lines Already Forming

A Best Buy in El Cajon, California is reporting that people are already lining up for their Black Friday deals, that’s waiting one week out before the sales even start. The store has hired 27 security guards to control the crowds, and 4 of the guards are armed. If these people can wait on line for a week, they must not have jobs. So how are they affording to shop? This is a like a conundrum wrapped in a blue light special.



  1. Nosqatch

    November 15, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Anthony’s least favorite day of the year.

  2. ecupirate

    November 15, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    Ants money is paying for those new Tvs?

  3. sumwhatdim

    November 15, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    At least now we know who ate fez’s cat

    • sumwhatdim

      November 15, 2012 at 8:54 pm

      Them bitches be fat

  4. JakeInChicago

    November 15, 2012 at 8:57 pm


  5. FLprodivider66

    November 15, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    These same two women waited in line “2” weeks for a free bucket of fried chicken 😛

  6. FLprodivider66

    November 15, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    These same 2 fatties waited for weeks for that buy 1/ get 1 bucket of fried chicken sale

    • Scott_Chandwater

      November 16, 2012 at 12:09 pm

      @FLprodivider66 pssst….bogo

  7. Pool Keepers Son

    November 15, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    San Diego has some very good weather, this shit don’t happen in Detroit, they just wait for you to buy it then shoot your Ass, it’s a lot cheaper

  8. HoneydewWilkins

    November 15, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    Every year when I see Black Friday news footage I hope population control isn’t just a conspiracy theory.  CULL THE HERD!!

  9. JoshFromEaston

    November 15, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    Still not as annoying as the guy who lined up outside the Nintendo store in NYC for the WiiU almost a month ago; the police forced him to go home during Hurricane Sandy.  And yes, his legal middle name is “Triforce”.

  10. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 16, 2012 at 4:31 am

    It will take them a week to waddle to the checkout…

  11. galactictraveler

    November 16, 2012 at 6:41 am

    Where’s a drive by when you need one. !?

  12. Aria Taint

    November 16, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Fat jobless pigs. Food stamps check, EBT card check, Obama phone check, type 2 diabetes check. What the fuck could these air stealers be waiting for?

    • Cletus from Brooklyn

      November 16, 2012 at 1:36 pm

      @Aria Taint cardiac arrest…

  13. FanBoy1

    November 16, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    How are they affording to shop?  Forward 2012 would be my guess.