Black Friday Brawls Are Back! All New For 2014 (UPDATED)

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The Black Friday sales are underway. It’s that great holiday tradition where the day after Thanksgiving officially announces the opening of the Christmas shopping season with giant sales for those willing to brave the crowds.  That’s the theory anyway.  The reality is more like people behaving like animals– no worse than animals– with fights, stampedes, hair pulling, and riots all across America to save a few bucks on an off-brand tv. And for the third year in a row we continue our tradition of exploiting this human misery for your entertainment.  So sit at home, warm and safe, and enjoy the best of the worst of black friday.

1.  Battle for Children’s Toy Convertible Cars at Walmart

This dispute in a Houston Walmart was over the last of the children’s toy convertible cars looks like one of those “Last hand on the new car wins” contests.

 


2.  Walmart Televisions

The cops arrive at Walmart to pull customers off some TVs and each other.

 


3.  UK’s First Entry Into Black Friday Brawl History

American Black Friday madness reaches the UK. Let the trampling begin.


4  More British Black Friday Madness

The British are shopping! The British are shopping!


5.  Another Walmart TV Battle Royale

Things get ugly over TVs at this Walmart.


6.  Urban Outfitters Draws Giant Screaming Crowds

An insane amount of people apparently have to have those deeply discounted corporate street clothes and fun little chiotchkes.

 


7.  Chaos AND Pandemonium in World Star Hip Hop Mall

That’s what they keep yelling.  This must be the World Star Mall.

 

 


8.  Serious Shopper Attack Pranky Kids

Don’t mess around on Black Friday.

 


9.  Michigan City Indiana

Those Sony speakers must be pretty fly, yo.

 


10.  I’ll Be Outside, Man

With my….. really long tv.

 

 


11. Walmarts are for Tasers

And he went home empty handed.  That’s just cold.

 


12.  Do it For Barbie

Nobody was hurt.  Except for barbie.

 


13. These British Shoppers Don’t Need More Caffeine

Don’t the Brits like tea!? These UK Tesco shoppers go mental for coffee makers. And eventually the bobbies shut down the store.


14. The British Battle For TVs Too

British shoppers at an ASDA in Wembley, England go after televisions. They must really need something to watch Wimbledon on.


15. British Shoppers Or Swarm Of Locusts!?

Like insects devouring their prey, these shoppers at Tesco in West Yorkshire attack the merchandise.


16. No Shopping At Tesco.

This British store manager goes full Gordon Ramsay. He’s going to shut it down.


17. Getting Testy At Tesco

It seems redundant to say this, but the shoppers in England are getting ugly.


18. Go Ahead And Trample Me

This shopper is going to lay on the floor until they get a TV or are dead.


19. TV Tug-Of-War

Does anyone really want a television that’s been in a fight?


20. Why Don’t We Just Share The TVs!?

Nah, that’s not going to happen.

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