Birds Keep Hitting Airplanes. They Are the Deer of the Sky.


We are sure to get our next Sully sooner rather than later. Birds continue to collide with planes in alarming numbers, as a strike against a JetBlue plane Tuesday in New York and one against Vice President Joe Biden’s plane last week. It’s time for a show down. Who owns the sky? Humans or birds !?

Read more at travel.usatoday.com.

33 Comments

  1. Turbo_Squirbo

    April 25, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    That’s just an anti-bird spin on a story as old as flight.

  2. FLprodriver66

    April 25, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    What happened to “Fly the friendly Skies”? There a Parrot-ly seems to be some Fowl play…Silly Geese!

    • TyWanon

      April 25, 2012 at 8:59 pm

      @FLprodriver66 More Like Sully Geese

    • TwizzlesMcNasty

      April 25, 2012 at 10:45 pm

       @FLprodriver66 Could we work Johnny Fairplay into this sentence somehow?

  3. TyWanon

    April 25, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    Randy Johnson needs a post MLB retirement hobby…..lets put him on runways throwing fastballs

    • Conundrum

      April 26, 2012 at 5:45 am

       @TyWanon Awesome. Just awesome. Baseball rules.

  4. jerkstoresean

    April 25, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    Look in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane…..oh it’s just a blood cloud

  5. jerkstoresean

    April 25, 2012 at 9:09 pm

    it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…………a bloody mess

  6. jerkstoresean

    April 25, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    “I thought we had a deal!!!!”-George Costanza

  7. TyWanon

    April 25, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    MissTravel.com is pissed for the timing of this article! Its a definite conflict of interest

  8. Jagger_Lover

    April 25, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    Bird strikes happen ALL THE TIME…it’s when they get sucked into the engine or crack the windshield that it is an issue…

    • TwizzlesMcNasty

      April 25, 2012 at 10:43 pm

      You happen all the time; you’re the issue.

  9. SpongeSteve

    April 25, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    maybe we can put them all on a train and send them all out to Montana or something

  10. SpongeSteve

    April 25, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    I’m sick of all these mother fucking birds hitting all these mother fucking planes!

  11. TyWanon

    April 25, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    Maybe Turbines are like the Bird’s Kate Upton…and they are just trying to fuck it

  12. Cletus from Brooklyn

    April 26, 2012 at 8:12 am

    This is Sully’s worse nightmare. You know he’s hoping for a crash…

  13. Pool Keepers Son

    April 26, 2012 at 11:05 am

    It used to be the Pteranodon or Pterodactyl and Fred made one into a record player

  14. shrekkalove

    April 26, 2012 at 11:20 am

    More proof that birds are evil, human killers.

  15. SpeedKills

    April 26, 2012 at 11:25 am

    I hit a bird with my car the other day, Planes are such pussies.

    • nathanpayne29

      April 26, 2012 at 11:58 am

       @SpeedKills Any bird that gets hit by a car had it coming!

      • OptichrisPrime

        April 26, 2012 at 12:20 pm

         @nathanpayne29  @SpeedKills They’ll get revenge on you by shitting all over your car.. Can’t win!

      • FanBoy1

        April 26, 2012 at 12:21 pm

         @OptichrisPrime  @nathanpayne29  @SpeedKills  right after its washed.

  16. harlequincy

    April 26, 2012 at 11:32 am

    I think I heard a reporter ask “And how is the bird doing?

  17. Shinemonkey

    April 26, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Birds are the new Kamikazis …. BONZAI !

    • nathanpayne29

      April 26, 2012 at 11:57 am

       @Shinemonkey BANZAI

  18. harlequincy

    April 26, 2012 at 11:56 am

    “Flying is for the birds”

  19. FanBoy1

    April 26, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Bird casino? That wouldnt take much Scratch.

  20. Cletus from Brooklyn

    April 26, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Someone on this blog would fuck a bird to be with Adrianna…

  21. Recyclerz

    April 26, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Native American birds?  Nuh-uh.
     
    The problem birds are all Canadian geese!
     
    Now Obama’s order to invade Canada doesn’t look so illegal now does it?

  22. DeepSpaceMoonRocks

    April 26, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Maybe we should put a lil clone Dick Cheney out there on the wing to shoot at the birds.

  23. OptichrisPrime

    April 26, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Hitchcock was right!

  24. OptichrisPrime

    April 26, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Al Queda finally figured out smarted the TSA…with carrier pigeons!

  25. OptichrisPrime

    April 26, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    It’s proof that they used to be Dinosaurs…killer instinct is deeply engrained in their DNA!