Big Jay Oakersons Big Caption Contest


Send in your caption, make it funny, and you could win today’s big prize.  Sorry, hashtag jizzmoat is already taken. 

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611 Comments

  1. LizSetsFire

    October 29, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    I shan’t be making fun of big jay. He’s handsome and funny and I love him.

  2. queenelisabeth

    October 29, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    Drakkar Noir? more like Drakkar MORE

  3. queenelisabeth

    October 29, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    LizSetsFire he’s wicked sexy

  4. georgiadogsie

    October 29, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    don’t forget the taint

  5. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    It’s not chest hair, it’s flaming desire rising from my nethers.

  6. Loophole14

    October 29, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    I feel like I am constantly motor boating due to my breast cheeks.

  7. Lady_Trucker

    October 29, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Bear rug chest

  8. Party at the Moon Tower

    October 29, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    The name?  Big Jay?  What is Jay short for?  Johnny Bravo, baby!

  9. BillLehecka

    October 29, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Big Jay: Puts the Beef in Beefcake.

  10. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Meatloaf: The Early Years.

  11. Spiderpork

    October 29, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    You mean to tell me I have a son that’s a centaur?

  12. SQLServerAgent

    October 29, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Hicks is trying to be this photo.

  13. HoneydewWilkins

    October 29, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    The transformation of KD Lang is complete.

  14. Narc Zito

    October 29, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    LizSetsFire He did work for me.  Why would I make fun of him?  I’ll still be trying to think of good lines, but I’ll fail as I usually do.

  15. FinstaManhattan

    October 29, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Meatloaf Meets Menudo

  16. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Popping collars and popping cherries.

  17. KyBailey

    October 29, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Buy My Man Stink…. Jay Oakerson by Jay

  18. BillLehecka

    October 29, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Chaz Bono’s testosterone supplements are finally kicking in.

  19. SQLServerAgent

    October 29, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Obsession for food.

  20. Steve in Tampa

    October 29, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    Got any Jew in you? Would you like some?

  21. DeathProof

    October 29, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    queenelisabeth LizSetsFire Can’t do it either… respect Jay too much. Tapping out.

  22. SerotoninsGone

    October 29, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    Chaz Bono sings Sinatra

  23. Party at the Moon Tower

    October 29, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    Vito, take a look at your future

  24. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    “”Big Sexy” Kevin Flab

  25. SQLServerAgent

    October 29, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    DeathProof queenelisabeth LizSetsFire you can respect him, just go along with the bit.

  26. Docintoxicated

    October 29, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    Elvis in that awkward phrase between morbidly obese and dead.

  27. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    That’s what I thought Lady Trucker would look like

  28. Cconnolly

    October 29, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    Corey Feldman sure has put on weight

  29. WeMissMolly

    October 29, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    M4M

  30. Steve in Tampa

    October 29, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    Manscaping? What the fuck is manscaping?

  31. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    Fat mexican…

  32. Boogie_in_VA

    October 29, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    bobby moynihan sure grew up quick

  33. Elwood

    October 29, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    Charlie Sheen: Not winning.

  34. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    Brosie O’Donnell

  35. FinstaManhattan

    October 29, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    Manscaping!? More like Landscaping! Amirite?!?

  36. WeMissMolly

    October 29, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    Artie Lange and Elvis had a baby

  37. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    Wow, Artie Lang really did hit rock bottom

  38. Tim_P

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    John Belushis Big Gay Twin.

  39. LowKeyMike

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    I vote that Big Jay should apologize

  40. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    Silver Dollar Earlobes

  41. 10adp

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    If Richard Greico and Peter DeLuise mated.

  42. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    Sorry, my moustache just fell all over my tits.

  43. kevgret

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    Looks like his picture is for a bad 80’s song

  44. SQLServerAgent

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    It’s the fuck me eye of the jew.

  45. Narc Zito

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    One of my present favorite comics talking about one of my previous famous comics.  This is great.

  46. SAUCE BOSS

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    big jay…more like big cock

  47. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    He’s getting ready for the jon favreau role in the reboot of swingers.

  48. justinHat

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    Come on down to the Bears Club where you can suck and fuck. #fullhomo

  49. c_ocobean

    October 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    Now opening  for barbra streisand, the young Jay Oakerson

  50. kevgret

    October 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    My name is Jay Oakerson, wanna fuck?

  51. Bendu

    October 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Damn, I should have been in Color Me Badd.

  52. FLpro

    October 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Say hello to my little friend

  53. stephoff

    October 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    John Stamos really let himself go.

  54. SerotoninsGone

    October 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Big Gay Oakerson

  55. SAUCE BOSS

    October 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    It’s a bloated michael imperioli

  56. Steve in Tampa

    October 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Kevin from Backstreet Boys really let himself go.

  57. Vickroy

    October 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Big Gay Strokerson

  58. c_ocobean

    October 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    You’ve been invited to Jay’s Bar Mitzvah

  59. Narc Zito

    October 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Will you sign my yearbook?

  60. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    The new face of Drakkar Noir

  61. RamlerJerry

    October 29, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Peppers long lost twin

  62. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Big Jay CHOKErson ….. on the DYIUUKKKK

  63. SQLServerAgent

    October 29, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Big Jay’s head shot for a a late 90s boy band.

  64. Boogie_in_VA

    October 29, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    I though Pepper’s dad was dead?

  65. KyBailey

    October 29, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    and under his yearbook picture it just said….Stud

  66. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Found on the back wall of the Glamour Shots in Freehold Racemway Mall.

  67. BillLehecka

    October 29, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Fez wishes he could take a photo this sexy.

  68. OLDIRTYHAWG

    October 29, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    FEZ JIZZ MOATS TO THIS PIC

  69. TheBMD1

    October 29, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    On behalf if men everywhere, I would like to thank Jay for changing his look so that the rest of us could get some of the women too.

  70. Spiderpork

    October 29, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Dee plane,dee plane

  71. peatmoss

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    Let’s play a game of Jim Belushi, John Belushi, or Big Jay Oakerson.

  72. FinstaManhattan

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    Eighth grade class pictures suck when you’re 32.

  73. queenelisabeth

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    Subway Lover

  74. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    Stuck in the 80’s with that hairstyle…

  75. kevgret

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    How much did you pay glamor shots for this?

  76. c_ocobean

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    I do a little comedy and end the big show with Magic.

  77. Ken from Detroit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    21 Gump Street.

  78. Narc Zito

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    This head shot is not literal enough.

  79. jasebaraka

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    Bedroom with Eyes with Bar room Smell

  80. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    Joey Fatone seemed to put some wait since the band broke up

  81. Docintoxicated

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    In an alternate dimension there exists a radically different version of Barry White.

  82. mass dude

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    Looks like Belushi if he did Casablanca

  83. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    Covershot for Fart Sniff Magazine

  84. FinstaManhattan

    October 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    “I really think we’ve found your season”

  85. LizSetsFire

    October 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Ok fine, I didn’t know Joey Fatone was doing comedy

  86. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    BillLehecka Sexy Fez does not appreciate this…

  87. OLDIRTYHAWG

    October 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    CHAZ BONO LOOKIN GOOOOOOOD!

  88. DeathProof

    October 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Jew Jew Jewerson

  89. TheBMD1

    October 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Rico Chubby

  90. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Pussy Magnet

  91. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Fake ass Pitbull lip thing going on…

  92. Steve in Tampa

    October 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    I said, put the challah loaf down…

  93. SpongeSteve

    October 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Gruff, tough, and knees are scuffed

  94. Spiderpork

    October 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    How the hell did Stamos get that gig?

  95. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    C’mon, we party…Disco, DISCO!

  96. LizSetsFire

    October 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    This guy would have made Shelby’s list.

  97. The Doz

    October 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Bonus time there should still be some ground beef lingering in my asshole

  98. DeathProof

    October 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    LizSetsFire Spit take on that Liz

  99. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    That’s the guy who sold me my carpeting

  100. delt75

    October 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Pepper’s dad’s Glamor Shot.

  101. MattBuhtert

    October 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Ooooh so that’s what happened to Prince’s fat gay lovechild

  102. SpongeSteve

    October 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Hey, you guys like my sexy stubble?

  103. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Magic by Jay

  104. MeadowlandsMark

    October 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Yeah, I am Big Jay, you know you want to be me

  105. MattBuhtert

    October 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Hi I’m Prince’s fat gay lovechild

  106. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Don Johnson more like sucks a johnson

  107. emh516

    October 29, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Oliver Platt really wants that roll in Honeymoon in Vegas

  108. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Erock’s sex face

  109. greasycheeks

    October 29, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Breck 10w40

  110. KyBailey

    October 29, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Looking for a older, mustached man for a nice evening of hairy, bear loving.

  111. Vickroy

    October 29, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Young Luis Guzman head shot

  112. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Welcome to Ellen’s Stardust Diner, my name is Jay and I’ll be your server today.

  113. SQLServerAgent

    October 29, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Fez’s subway lover.

  114. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    I don’t always drink beer ….. but when I do ….. I chase em with cumsies.

  115. AndyInCleveland

    October 29, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    you have to respect a man who has hung on to the same mustache since he was 14

  116. thinkthink

    October 29, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    I’m worried about Johnny Depp’s shame eating.

  117. Kinghouser

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Is that Chas Bono?

  118. queenelisabeth

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    David Faustino for Jenny Craig

  119. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Better looking Chris Stanley

  120. DeathProof

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.

  121. GreenLightning

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    I’d like a gyro with an order of fried please…

  122. FinstaManhattan

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Let me see the CarFax!

  123. OLDIRTYHAWG

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    THIS GUY DRIVES A FIERO

  124. The Doz

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Hey it’s Bob Kelly with down syndrome

  125. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Took of the earring didn’t you…

  126. stephoff

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Now that’s what a gay shirt looks like Fez.

  127. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Bluto from animal house became a lounge singer

  128. SpongeSteve

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    It takes 10 minutes a day to separate my chest hair from neck hair.

  129. Narc Zito

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    As funny as he looks!

  130. Baconeer

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    I don’t always sell you a used car… but when I do, I also seduce you.

  131. Thrice

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    “I don’t always drink beer but I do, I prefer Zima.”

  132. Party at the Moon Tower

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    I buy your gold jewelry

  133. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    What, no earring?

  134. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    WilliamFBaldwin hmmmm….

  135. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    FinstaManhattan What does the Car Fox say? Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp

  136. Kyle

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    Jizz Time!

  137. Thrice

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Zima.”

  138. SpongeSteve

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    You guys like my prison pussy?

  139. greasycheeks

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    Hey, who swiped my medallion?

  140. WeMissMolly

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    Real men shave their collarbones

  141. Spiderpork

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    My asshole is hairier than my chest

  142. Steve in Tampa

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    Gyro, gyro, you want gyro?

  143. Docintoxicated

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    You can’t tell from the pic but the mustache is dyed rainbow.

  144. StudebakerHoch

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    I’m sexy and I know it

  145. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    Wipe your feet before getting into my IROC, baby.

  146. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    The one man ska band with the “get the party started” stare

  147. GreenLightning

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    “Owns 12 strip clubs in north jersey”

  148. robbyjay27

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    Scotch neat do it do it!

  149. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    This guy runs the best diner in all of Queens

  150. jasebaraka

    October 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    gold chain not included

  151. BenWaaaa

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Tony Manari went onan eating  binge

  152. FinstaManhattan

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    “You like-a da juice, Huh!?”

  153. MOMSforOPIE

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Have you seen my half brother erock? I may look smoldering but I’m concerned for his well being…

  154. kane1th

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Nick La’shit

  155. AndyInCleveland

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Big Jay Poke-Your-Son

  156. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Live tonight singing Neil Diamond’s greatest hits…

  157. kevbabs

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Big Jay Oakerson….. He leans right

  158. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    The Flying Nun remake looks like shit

  159. MCfromKY

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Vito, the Beta version

  160. Steve in Tampa

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Have you seen my denim vest?

  161. SpongeSteve

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Showin a lot of ear

  162. Narc Zito

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Drives the cleanest cab in the City.

  163. jasebaraka

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    just follow the light with your eyes and don’t move your head

  164. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    He’s one wild and lazy guy

  165. harry_ballsonia

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    John Stamos’s Younger Fatter Brother Richard Stamos

  166. kevgret

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    the sexist man alive 1974

  167. StonedInEPCOT

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Half Pepper Hicks, Half Artie Lange

  168. kevbabs

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Big Jay Oakerson….He Leans Right

  169. FinstaManhattan

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    *walks into Brooklyn Barbershop* “I’ll take the number 5 please”

  170. SQLServerAgent

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Cum on my face.

  171. atxklown

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    I have a great Big Jay joke but first what is AJ Dynamite doing today?

  172. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    You just know his car has Sheepskin seat covers…

  173. MCfromKY

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Fatellite of Love

  174. bmqq316

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Bear-ly Fuckable

  175. DirectorShasta

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Rejected Backstreet Boy Album Cover

  176. Kyle

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Owner and operator of a Cash 4 Gold pagoda in a mall near you.

  177. LukeUsingForce

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    You definately want some of Big Jay’s Oak-inya-son

  178. franks

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    I’m Hunky and I  know it

  179. jasebaraka

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Fade to Blackout

  180. @Ezra_Desu

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    “21 Jump Street: Class Reunion”

  181. Glennfah

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Like my chest hair? Wait til you see what’s on my balls.

  182. bmqq316

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    Artie Lug

  183. Beanopoliss

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    This is a first. Usually it’s tits that freeze up the IBang.

  184. KyBailey

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    I’m Submitting this head shot for the male nun in the new politically correct Sister Act Remake.

  185. franks

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    This is pepper hicks?

  186. jasebaraka

    October 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    A picture is worth a 10,000 calories

  187. DeathProof

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Johnny Derp

  188. White Lake Dan

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    I’ll tell.ya what, I’ll throw in the undercoat!

  189. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Lou Reed’s liver donor.

  190. GreenLightning

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    50 year old chest & pre-pubescent facial hair

  191. DirectorShasta

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Inspiration for Sublime’s “Date Rape” song

  192. franks

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Who ate pepper hicks?

  193. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Looks like a sleazy 90s Porn/Strip Club Manager

  194. bmqq316

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Grizzly Hackums

  195. WeMissMolly

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    You ladies like Lexus, I drive Lexus. Come, we party high class.

  196. LowKeyMike

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Jizzzzzzzmooooooooooattttttttt

  197. FinstaManhattan

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    For as long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Rabbi…

  198. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    I use Lambskin Condoms when I jerk it.

  199. Glennfah

    October 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    smell my finger

  200. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    This is what a $49 gigolo looks like

  201. harlequincy

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Color Me Fag

  202. willwhatup

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Fat lito’s way

  203. Boogie_in_VA

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Studio 54 – here I come!!!

  204. MattBuhtert

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    My pinky ring has a pinky ring

  205. niceboy

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    chewbacca with the mange

  206. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    My favorite singer is Sylvester…

  207. Regulator

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Rejected Reservoir Dogs character – Mr. Chartreuse

  208. jasebaraka

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Jay, this is for a comedy album, remember?

  209. bmqq316

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    New Game: MugShot or Headshot?

  210. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    the only man in the world to have mexican facial hair & Middle Eastern Chest Hair

  211. kevbabs

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Big Jay Oakerson, He Leans Right

  212. justinHat

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Hire me for your wedding, and someone’s butthole is getting stretched out.

  213. Boogie_in_VA

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Jay’s head shot for Saturday Night Fever.

  214. Jodeus

    October 29, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Stare glare…meet cock

  215. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    This is one of the posters hanging at Super Cuts

  216. GreenLightning

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    “You like-a the juice, eh?…”

  217. kevgret

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Audition photo for night at the roxberry

  218. Roefmli

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Jay after the horrible accident

  219. DirectorShasta

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    BAM! You just got Eye-Fucked by Big Jay!

  220. KyBailey

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Buttsex anyone?

  221. The Doz

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Yeah the carpet does match the drapes and — my asshole rug thanks for asking

  222. Docintoxicated

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Un-Buffy the Pussy Slayer

  223. stephoff

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Nice chest merkin…

  224. loandinasor

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    “Free love on the free love freeway”

  225. tfor3

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    South Philly Strangler

  226. bmqq316

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Blew Steel

  227. Ed from Philly

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    I’d fuck me

  228. Cree40

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Prince + 150lbs

  229. LukeUsingForce

    October 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    MINDFREAK!!

  230. Narc Zito

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    His appearance is still running from this picture.

  231. Ken from Detroit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    Big Jay’s tribute to Lou Reed:  “Sweet, Sweet, Bangs.”

  232. Bubbles McGilicutty

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    Richard Grieco can eat my balls!

  233. queenelisabeth

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    Can I buy you a clear Coke baby?

  234. siegfried77

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    I love you Johnny cakes…

  235. MCfromKY

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    The only survivor of Buddy Holly’s plane crash

  236. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    Etan Patz age progression photo.

  237. LizSetsFire

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    Legion of stank

  238. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    First comes the Head Train, then comes the JizzMoats

  239. 10adp

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    Big Love is the prize? Big Love is what this man is offering.

  240. GreenLightning

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    *just put roofies in your drink*

  241. Ken from Detroit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    I styled my bangs with jizz!

  242. RADIO SHARK

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    Disco sucks and so does he…

  243. atxklown

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    my couch pulls out, but I don’t

  244. TonyMeatballs

    October 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    “Do I make you wet?”

  245. c_ocobean

    October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    ….and one day I body slammed that bully

  246. MattBuhtert

    October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Man Prince’s son is FAT!

  247. DrB103

    October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Jay Oakerson, more like – Jay Saquoiason

  248. Beanopoliss

    October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Are you done taking this picture? 5 more minutes and I’m going to have to shave my uni-brow again

  249. LukeUsingForce

    October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Looks like the 4th “Z” Brother

  250. Bubbles McGilicutty

    October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Jersey Man-Whore

  251. WilliamFBaldwin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Vito’s older brother

  252. FLpro

    October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    AAA BIG GAAAYYY!

  253. bmqq316

    October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    What 10 Looks Like on the Creep-O-Rama Scale

  254. OLDIRTYHAWG

    October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Now coming to the stage….. Brittany…..Brittany to the main stage.

  255. willwhatup

    October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Portrait of a serial killer

  256. LukeUsingForce

    October 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Persian Persuasion

  257. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    dancing nightly at the 2001 Odyssey…

  258. Docintoxicated

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    See someone learned from the Cosby Show episode where Theo used mascara to make his mustache look thicker

  259. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Right next to my JFK and Jesus Poster.

  260. cracked1

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Dr. Moreau’s first successful human bear hybrid.

  261. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    “Whaddayou kidding me?  I could never get tired of banging stripper coke whores!”

  262. Beanopoliss

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    A young emeril lagassi gaying it up a notch

  263. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    The 5th BeeGee…

  264. MarshallRoderick

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    The cast of 21 jump street had a baby

  265. MeadowlandsMark

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    I’m sorry ma. It was her fault.

  266. Steve in Tampa

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Big Jay Pit Stains…

  267. GreenLightning

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    The last thing Grizly Man saw before he died.

  268. TheMaskedListener

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Down at the end of Blow Me Street is Jizzmoat Hotel.

  269. gebsbox

    October 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Mc Dreamy…….more like Mc Flabby

  270. Bruisedandcatless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    It ain’t gonna suck itself baby

  271. FLpro

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    You are being exposed!

  272. tfor3

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Vince Gaypale

  273. JohnnyMcJames

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    If Joey Fatone and Erock had a love child.

  274. Sc13ntific

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Boy Johnny Depp sure went downhill fast

  275. OLDIRTYHAWG

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    NICE “BLUE STEEL” POSE JAY!

  276. swampfoot

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    fez’s christmas gift to Ron

  277. KyBailey

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    I just fucked that Rubik’s Cube up.

  278. bmqq316

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Jay Sporting a Gay-Tee

  279. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    The Big Lablowski

  280. Bruisedandcatless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    More like Big Jay Strokerson

  281. Beanopoliss

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Just flew in from Chicago. Boy is my giant collar tired.

  282. Bubbles McGilicutty

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Who’s up for the Taylor Dane concert? I gots 8 tickets!

  283. SarcasticScndrl

    October 29, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    “If I want any shit out of you I’ll squeeze your head”

  284. Dareron214

    October 29, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    John Stamos appears to be allergic to Bees.

  285. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    Young Liberace…

  286. VegasGary

    October 29, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    Wow, Adam Lambert looks terrible now.

  287. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    A huge fan of Pepper’s ska covers list.

  288. bmqq316

    October 29, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    Who’s Wants Some Chia Chest?

  289. AgeDiamante

    October 29, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    if Prince and Elvis had a baby

  290. Malibu Gym

    October 29, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    Big Gay Tokerson

  291. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    I Likah …. do-ah…. the cha cha

  292. jasebaraka

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Lamar Odom’s sponsor

  293. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    The unknown 5th member of Color Me Badd.  
    *I wanna STD you up just didn’t work

  294. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Big Jay Oakerson. Kind of he Electric Slide

  295. TonyMeatballs

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Fez, I think you found a bear hunting partner

  296. fezsdinnertray

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Say “Hi” to the ratpack  #JizzOakerson

  297. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Boy butter salesman…

  298. GreenLightning

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Has a blackbelt in cuntpunching

  299. LukeUsingForce

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    If Jay had only used his powers, Sandy wouldn’t have taken Jersey out.

  300. Beanopoliss

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    I now know what I’m gonna be for Halloween.

  301. robbyjay27

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Couldnt get Sandler for the Zohan sequel

  302. gopackjo

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Time traveling Fatty Arbuckle.

  303. Party at the Moon Tower

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    “you lookin’ at me?..eh! you lookin’ at me??”

  304. willwhatup

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Would you fuck me?…..I’d fuck me

  305. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Was late to the studio because he was playing the real “Rob Lowe Me”

  306. WeMissMolly

    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Which of these bridesmaids is getting a sweaty fuck tonight ?!

  307. TheSped

    October 29, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    The Donnie brasco role will be mine

  308. SarcasticScndrl

    October 29, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    21 pump street here I come…

  309. ElFromInwood

    October 29, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    the smooth hoboken soul crooning of Jay O

  310. SQLServerAgent

    October 29, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Even his headshot barely fits in the frame.

  311. AndyInCleveland

    October 29, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Born too soon for Axe Body Spray.

  312. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Not allowed to swim in the ocean after oiling all the pelicans.

  313. Boggs25

    October 29, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Young Tony Soprano

  314. AbelFromSF

    October 29, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Come my lady, come-come my laydeeeeh… Hit this booger sugar, baybeh

  315. austinabbie

    October 29, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Big Jay’s alter ego “Chris Gaines”

  316. SQLServerAgent

    October 29, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Miami Cock Vice

  317. Steve in Tampa

    October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    Lou Ferrig-homo

  318. Ken from Detroit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    Open collar?  More like openly gay!

  319. Kuech

    October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    The poster child for shitty facial hair.

  320. 18wheelr

    October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    Falafel!!! Come get youre falafel!!!

  321. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    It looks like he still can’t get enough “johnny cakes”.

  322. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    Dont Jizz on my face, my stache will run off

  323. JustNo1

    October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    This is the last look a woman sees before dismemberment.

  324. TheSped

    October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    Robert Kelly’s Dad

  325. Cletus from Brooklyn

    October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    The shittiest Bollywood star ever…

  326. MCfromKY

    October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    Panty Dampener

  327. JustNo1

    October 29, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    “It puts the lotion into the basket”

  328. burgler

    October 29, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    What happened to his right eyebrow?

  329. OLDIRTYHAWG

    October 29, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    THIS GUY NOW WORKS FOR EARL SCHEIB.

  330. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    Fat Wolverine

  331. JustNo1

    October 29, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    John Stamos with diabetes

  332. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    Young Dice Clay seconds before he got lost in character.

  333. Mick Allday

    October 29, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    Half jew… But only the hairy half ladies… Ladies?

  334. DeathProof

    October 29, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    Is just like Rolex. But better. You buy two. I give discount.

  335. kevgret

    October 29, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    Kevin Smith’s long lost gay brother

  336. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    2 in the stink, 2 more in the stink

  337. austinabbie

    October 29, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    Garth Brooks Alter Ego

  338. harlequincy

    October 29, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    Cocksmoker Dante

  339. burgler

    October 29, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    Kevin smiths brother is gay. And he’s not lost. Oh literally burgler….

  340. fezsdinnertray

    October 29, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    Kenny Powers’ gay cousin #JizzOakerson

  341. JustNo1

    October 29, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    “You think my shirt is tight?  You should see my asshole”

  342. Bubbles McGilicutty

    October 29, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    Uncircumcised for her pleasure.

  343. SpongeSteve

    October 29, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    Wanna go galvanizes on an aborsh?

  344. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    DJ Khaled’s Prom Photo

  345. Daveandgiggles

    October 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    Hey guys, I’m a centaur too!

  346. MeadowlandsMark

    October 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    Put on this mask and don’t scream

  347. c_ocobean

    October 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    headliner of comic relief

  348. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    It’s all Greek to me… in my ass.

  349. MCfromKY

    October 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    That’s right, I nailed Pip’s ex-girlfriend…and she was nasty!

  350. ark425

    October 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    Came straight off the plane from Armenia, Bought a 600 dollar american flag jacket at the airport.

  351. Bubbles McGilicutty

    October 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    I’ll take a glen livet, glen gary, any one of the glens.

  352. RADIO SHARK

    October 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    Al Oaedas Tony Manero

  353. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    Put a Boston hat on me and watch Pepper fuck me.

  354. JasonThorsell

    October 29, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    The fat kid goes to prom.

  355. shrekkalove

    October 29, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    I think this guy tried to sell me a deal on a hair cut at QT last night.

  356. Party at the Moon Tower

    October 29, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    eh, badda-boom badda bing, uh?

  357. Sledge

    October 29, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Kenny Powers…Cutting in!!

  358. theblakeri

    October 29, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    right this way to my rape matress

  359. StriderTB

    October 29, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    I shaved my payis for this photo.

  360. JohnnyMcJames

    October 29, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    100% pure polyester. Eat your hearts out ladies

  361. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    The 1st picuture of stretch mark/chest hair hybrid.

  362. Mraul

    October 29, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    MOM!!! I’m taking head shots down here

  363. MeadowlandsMark

    October 29, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Shh, shh, shh. It’s okay, it’s okay.

  364. Beanopoliss

    October 29, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Moments after skinning john Travolta and stretching his body over his much larger facade.

  365. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    “I am the human rape van!”

  366. Steve in Tampa

    October 29, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Do you sell half slices?

  367. Kinghouser

    October 29, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    How much for the women?

  368. KyBailey

    October 29, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Don’t worry ladies my brown eye can wink its lashes too.

  369. GreenLightning

    October 29, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    There’s more chest hair for ya if you play your cards right, ladies.

  370. willwhatup

    October 29, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Fuckin loser

  371. LukeUsingForce

    October 29, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    David Top-heavy-field

  372. Nathanf

    October 29, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    John Revolta

  373. Aazimar

    October 29, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    I hope your first child is a masculine child

  374. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    The original Kings of Coldcuts

  375. GreenLightning

    October 29, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    Stayin Alive………..Barely

  376. GC8814

    October 29, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    Davidoff, UnCoolWater

  377. kevgret

    October 29, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    John Stamos looks bad these days

  378. Beanopoliss

    October 29, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    Photographer : “do you want to retake that last shot? You’re fake chain fell off again,”

  379. Steve in Tampa

    October 29, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    It’s prop comic Eggplant Top

  380. skumpy

    October 29, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    “it was the ‘other’ Corey that died asshole”

  381. GreenLightning

    October 29, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    That’s not hair gel, I haven’t showered in a week.

  382. Bubbles McGilicutty

    October 29, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    Only thing missing is a pearl necklace

  383. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    October 29, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    I’ve worked the Dirty Show, now I’m going to headline the Greasy Show.

  384. Kinghouser

    October 29, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    The Outsiders retarded brother…

  385. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    Grimmace trying to get his fuck on

  386. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    “Do I look like I sell you bad car?”

  387. CarlaFinch

    October 29, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    You like my hairy chest…dontcha??

  388. the coxmancumeth

    October 29, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    sit on my face ill guess your cock size

  389. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    Let me bend over so Vito can watch The Ring

  390. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    He looks like an International illegal sex trade kingpin.

  391. SarahMcPants

    October 29, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    Big Jay, quit playin games with my heart.

  392. tropicalbadger0

    October 29, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    Did Bobby Kelly buy a wig?

  393. DBA

    October 29, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    I’d fuck me… With the lights off.

  394. Bruisedandcatless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    Do you know Jay? Have you been tested?

  395. Beanopoliss

    October 29, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    What do you mean they gave my part in swingers to Vince Vaughn?!?!

  396. BillFugere

    October 29, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    Make love to me Paulie Z

  397. CarlaFinch

    October 29, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    Wow…. Ricky Martin really let himself go!

  398. TripleSLegend

    October 29, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    5 Cds for 5 dollars…just meet me by the trunk of my car…

  399. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    Can you please pass the Gravy, my balls are drying up.

  400. syphillisdiller

    October 29, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    Chaz Bono’s chest hair is coming in nicely.

  401. SonnyLiger1

    October 29, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    You know who’s a man? Charlie here, he’s a man. You know who else? Me. I’m a man.

  402. SonnyLiger1

    October 29, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    Do you really want to hurt me?

  403. themightyjethro

    October 29, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    Tastes like chicken

  404. SonnyLiger1

    October 29, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    They call me “BIG” for lots of reasons…

  405. SonnyLiger1

    October 29, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    What do you mean my collar is sticking out?

  406. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:58 pm

  407. Bruisedandcatless

    October 29, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    HIV now available everywhere

  408. sideshowRaheem

    October 29, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    I came here to fuck and tell jokes…and I’m all out of jokes.

  409. smokepants

    October 29, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    What Pepper sees when he looks in the mirror…

  410. Bobbi Digi

    October 29, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    If you think this head is big…………

  411. Stilltryingregardless

    October 29, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    Bizarro Chris Stanley

  412. greasycheeks

    October 29, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    I’m number 37?

  413. Bob08857

    October 29, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    I thought Bolushi was dead?

  414. CarlaFinch

    October 29, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    You know what I’m doing with my right hand at this moment??

  415. Fez fan since day 1

    October 29, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    Good news for Harry T — we found your long lost brother.

  416. MilwaukeeMike

    October 29, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    Brazillian Waxed Oakerson

  417. BigHugMug

    October 29, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    Sorry little boy, I can only make balloon animals in the shape of cocks and balls.

  418. BigHugMug

    October 29, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    I ate what The Rock was just cookin.

  419. Bruisedandcatless

    October 29, 2013 at 3:03 pm

    Chlamydia, not just for soldiers anymore

  420. TonyMeatballs

    October 29, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    Sure, I can babysit for you tonight

  421. MilwaukeeMike

    October 29, 2013 at 3:05 pm

    I’m Chuck Bass.

  422. JimPlum

    October 29, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    Wiillllmmaaa!! Bring me a brontosaurus burger!!!

  423. TonyMeatballs

    October 29, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    death of the Butt-cut

  424. MilwaukeeMike

    October 29, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    Who Farted?

  425. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    Magic Michael Moore

  426. Bruisedandcatless

    October 29, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    Hey Fred are you and Barney coming down to the Water Buffaloes Lodge tonight?

  427. cigarsNscotch

    October 29, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    Bologna Montana

  428. MilwaukeeMike

    October 29, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    I picked out the font myself.
    – Big Jay O.

  429. Bruisedandcatless

    October 29, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    WILMA!!!

  430. phatt phuk the trucker

    October 29, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    And u thought Elvis died on the shitter.

  431. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    Its not my fault I cant fit into the Comedy Cellar

  432. cigarsNscotch

    October 29, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    Elvis has left the bathhouse

  433. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    I do my hair in the toilet … because I’m the shit.

  434. JohnnyMcJames

    October 29, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    I’m…too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts

  435. The RandF Workhorse

    October 29, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    Artie Lange glamour shot?

  436. Pompano

    October 29, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    “Yeah Jersey Shore, youse coulda had ALL THIS!”

  437. MilwaukeeMike

    October 29, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    No matter where I go in the room, he rapes me with his eyes!

  438. JohnnyWest

    October 29, 2013 at 3:21 pm

    I don’t always go on the radio, but when I do… I sound like Seth Rogan

  439. gordon884

    October 29, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    John Belushi has really let himself go….

  440. NoShtickZone

    October 29, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    Stop pointing that gun at my Dad!!!!

  441. Adam NC

    October 29, 2013 at 3:26 pm

    Cheeburga Cheeburga Cheeburga…no coke, Pepsi

  442. bilfk

    October 29, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    The “Big” was added later, for irony.

  443. Recyclerz

    October 29, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    8th Grade “Picture Day” for Li’l Jay Oakerson

  444. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    I got this picture done at a place called HeadShots for HeadTrains

  445. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    Yearbook Photo.  Most likely to douche

  446. stephoff

    October 29, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    I’m pretty sure this guy was on “Head of the Class”

  447. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 3:33 pm

    I got my one eye on you

  448. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 3:34 pm

    Sent this head shot for the part of Lloyd in the Entourage movie.

  449. FinstaManhattan

    October 29, 2013 at 3:34 pm

    Oakerson!? More like POKESyourson!

  450. Heinz81

    October 29, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    Photo taken from Seven Comedians Ready to Blow Up 2003

  451. hispeteness

    October 29, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    does my chest hair make it less gay or more fez-ish

  452. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    HAS never BEEN

  453. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    Swallows syrup

  454. The RandF Workhorse

    October 29, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    At some point in 1977 there must have been a gang bang attended by John Belushi, Artie Lange, Ron Jeremy, Elvis and Jay’s mom.

  455. Kevin Kanach

    October 29, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    jFK took a better head shot

  456. Xacjed

    October 29, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    Mabe Shelby was right…

  457. Xacjed

    October 29, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    Hey Pepper, may I borrow your hat?

  458. The RandF Workhorse

    October 29, 2013 at 3:50 pm

    I’ll buy all the roofies you have.

  459. WeMissMolly

    October 29, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    Admit it ladies, I just made all of you cum.

  460. The RandF Workhorse

    October 29, 2013 at 3:52 pm

    There are definitely sweat stains on that shirt.

  461. Kevin Kanach

    October 29, 2013 at 3:53 pm

    …and tonight playing the part of Bea Arthur…..

  462. The RandF Workhorse

    October 29, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    Too big to fit in an IROC, so he went for the Monte Carlo SS.

  463. iamhackcomic

    October 29, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    Puberties punching bag

  464. Kevin Kanach

    October 29, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    finally…a face to Danny Torrence’s “Tony”!

  465. stoogemcclassy

    October 29, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    Haggrid’s son’s Smash Hit single- Muggled Lines

  466. Kevin Kanach

    October 29, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    a close up of Sarah Silverman’s crotch from “Take This Waltz”….un-photoshopped

  467. MattNyce

    October 29, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    Fishtown’s Finest

  468. MattNyce

    October 29, 2013 at 4:06 pm

    Ron Jeremy & John Bellucci’s big gay joker son

  469. MattNyce

    October 29, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    Or Belushi

  470. AndyInCleveland

    October 29, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    Nawwww baby! You sayin’ “SWARTHY” like it’s a bad thing!

  471. thisusernameistaken

    October 29, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    Jewy Suavé

  472. smokepants

    October 29, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    Okay… now zoom out.  Perfect!!!
    http://chentertainment.com/bigjay/left_contact.jpg

  473. Kevin Kanach

    October 29, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    80 year old Spanish woman once again in an effort to restore  a Jesus fresco ends  up with same hideous results…..

  474. hdt885

    October 29, 2013 at 4:24 pm

    Joey Fatone has really let himself go.

  475. Mister Suck N Fuck

    October 29, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    Have you seen this man?  He is wanted in the investigation of a missing person named Shelby.

  476. PTCRADDOCK

    October 29, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    #plumage

  477. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    I wish his priest would give him the “Bunchie” special

  478. YotaruVegeta

    October 29, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    “You’re not going to book any crazy, homeless ‘performers’ when I come on the show again, are you?”

  479. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    MotherBoy Magazine

  480. Butthole Bandit

    October 29, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    Dick Van BullDyke

  481. Toin Coss

    October 29, 2013 at 4:46 pm

    GTL Baby

  482. KingstonPete

    October 29, 2013 at 4:47 pm

    “You talkin’ to me? Please?”

  483. Toin Coss

    October 29, 2013 at 4:47 pm

    Thank ya Thank ya Very Much.  TCB Baby

  484. Kevin Kanach

    October 29, 2013 at 4:50 pm

    Chaz Bono……..pre-op

  485. KingstonPete

    October 29, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    “Why don’t you come with me, little girl…on a magic carpet ride.”

  486. Kevin Kanach

    October 29, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    Zero Pork 30

  487. KingstonPete

    October 29, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    Only surviving member of the 80s boy band, Mejewdo.

  488. @JWedbetter

    October 29, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    Sexy Perez Hilton

  489. openly gaping fez

    October 29, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    Artie Lange & Cory Feldman had a baby?

  490. painttussler

    October 29, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Stop it! That’s Rob Kardashian not Big Jay.

  491. KingstonPete

    October 29, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    I put the ‘wart’ in swarthy…

  492. Kevin Kanach

    October 29, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    the true inspiration behind new Redford project… “All is Lost”

  493. Vitamin J

    October 29, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    BEARly legal…Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  494. SkiBum69

    October 29, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    The face of Down’s since 1998………..

  495. Kevin Kanach

    October 29, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    Anthony Weiner  still troubled as new inappropriate private selfies surface on web……

  496. skofer

    October 29, 2013 at 5:21 pm

    Down syndromes poster boy from the 80s, Favorite band DUHran DUHran

  497. TheMaskedListener

    October 29, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    Chaz Bono is doing stand up?

  498. beerjointjack

    October 29, 2013 at 5:30 pm

    “I can’t understand why my dad left me as a child.”

  499. Elwood

    October 29, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    Got Harvey Milk?

  500. Brown_Eyed_Bastard

    October 29, 2013 at 5:41 pm

    Jay Oakerson?! more like Gay Strokerson.

  501. TC_ibang

    October 29, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    Who wants to cross the draw bridge over jizz moat?

  502. TC_ibang

    October 29, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    What’s your F-n deal?

  503. Kevin Kanach

    October 29, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    Revealed……this is what driving Morrissey

  504. TC_ibang

    October 29, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    The third Boston bombing suspect.

  505. Big Joey P

    October 29, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    Artie “Pepper Hicks” Lange

  506. Mister Suck N Fuck

    October 29, 2013 at 6:02 pm

    The People’s Comic

  507. Mister Suck N Fuck

    October 29, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    Somebody warn AJ Dynamite!

  508. Kevin Kanach

    October 29, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    Symbol added in hospital emergency rooms if your pain exceeds a 10………

  509. Big Joey P

    October 29, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    Why Kodak stopped making film

  510. Bloodklot

    October 29, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    I’m Corey Feldman’s fatter young brother with a less rapey past.

  511. gilmore721

    October 29, 2013 at 6:58 pm

    looks like a “hair-fire” on his chest.

  512. gilmore721

    October 29, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    rebel without a clue

  513. NoShtickZone

    October 29, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    Don’t point that gun at my Daadd!!!!

  514. bamadusty

    October 29, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    Elvis Belushi

  515. shizz

    October 29, 2013 at 7:49 pm

    “Hi,Sailor. I’m Bear. And I’d like to show you my Berries”…. in baritone gay voice

  516. bamadusty

    October 29, 2013 at 7:49 pm

    Do go off half head cocked

  517. Pool Keepers Son

    October 29, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    What do you mean shave, I got 7 weeks in to this mustache

  518. Pool Keepers Son

    October 29, 2013 at 7:57 pm

    I sent the $300 western union, when is B.L. Gonna talk about my dick

  519. Goonerfan

    October 29, 2013 at 8:00 pm

    I invented the Dutch rudder! No… Really… It’s not gay at all!

  520. MicroMonkey

    October 29, 2013 at 8:00 pm

    Im fucking awesome, so rooooooob BLOW ME!

  521. Chef Darren

    October 29, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    The name is Oakerson, Big Jay Oakerson…

  522. Shelbylover1

    October 29, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    Look deeply into my eyes

  523. Shelbylover1

    October 29, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    Where is Shelby now, bitchesssssss

  524. thisusernameistaken

    October 29, 2013 at 8:16 pm

    No… I didn’t give you herpes. Honest…

  525. BadIdeaSociety

    October 29, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    For Your Extra Large Entertainment
    -Adam Lambert

  526. AudibleBehind

    October 29, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    Cut! It! Out! Did Uncle Jessie swallow Uncle Joey?

  527. Morandir835

    October 29, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    As if having a Centaur for son isn’t bad enough, My retarded grandson gets bullied by Catholic Joe….

  528. jayjohnstone

    October 29, 2013 at 9:03 pm

    blah blah blah…………………….and oh yeah, blah

  529. violentXtremist

    October 29, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    Big Gay Jokerson

  530. caseypickles

    October 29, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    Chico Alvarez

  531. clown baby

    October 29, 2013 at 9:37 pm

    Philly thinks I look cool.

  532. ilovebobbuel.com

    October 29, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    Ricky Martin has really let himself go

  533. Onuts

    October 29, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    This is the same fuckin guy that tried to upsell me in a metropcs last week.

  534. Mister Suck N Fuck

    October 29, 2013 at 10:45 pm

    I bet Fez jacked to this.

  535. jimmyleg

    October 29, 2013 at 10:45 pm

    You buy pizza from my store ok. Ok?

  536. ecupirate

    October 29, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    Boy George looks fantastic for his age

  537. HummusMagnate

    October 29, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    “What’s that? Top button? Sorry I’m little hungover”

  538. ChristianCamarena

    October 29, 2013 at 10:53 pm

    He smells like how he looks, a Lebanese car dealer

  539. Concert Pig

    October 29, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    Do you want the Gyro platter or just the sandwich?

  540. GirlnameKelly

    October 29, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    And I’ll la Have ah ha balue christmass without you.

  541. danman2297

    October 29, 2013 at 11:21 pm

    sober artie lang

  542. danman2297

    October 29, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    cheeburger cheeburger?

  543. danman2297

    October 29, 2013 at 11:24 pm

    “i just shit myself”

  544. danman2297

    October 29, 2013 at 11:24 pm

    “i’d look straight ahead but i’d fall down”

  545. tompolio

    October 29, 2013 at 11:36 pm

    there’s a bear in the hair

  546. clown baby

    October 29, 2013 at 11:38 pm

    This was sent to casting for Jersey Shore, but they rejected him for looking too “Jersey”.

  547. Mescalito

    October 29, 2013 at 11:42 pm

    Headshot for BBW porno

  548. Kimchickens

    October 29, 2013 at 11:48 pm

    I can be your hero baby, I can kiss the pain away

  549. Kimchickens

    October 29, 2013 at 11:49 pm

    She bangs

  550. TeevieAlan

    October 29, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    k.d. lang’s forgotten “Amazing Jonathan” phase

  551. AudibleBehind

    October 30, 2013 at 12:05 am

    “You know, my dad owns THREE gyro/pizza/calling card businesses in central jersey…”

  552. AndyInCleveland

    October 30, 2013 at 12:15 am

    “My manscape is a landscape”

  553. AndyInCleveland

    October 30, 2013 at 12:17 am

    “CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER! NO COKE! FUCK ME!!

  554. theblakeri

    October 30, 2013 at 12:49 am

    how many times has the coke been cut by the time this guy sells it to you

  555. AntonioJB

    October 30, 2013 at 12:54 am

    color me fag

  556. Henduey

    October 30, 2013 at 1:23 am

    Chaz Bono changes name in preparation for album debut.

  557. DexterJohnson

    October 30, 2013 at 1:26 am

    Killing me softly
    With his smarm

  558. Henduey

    October 30, 2013 at 1:27 am

    Jay D Land – All You Can Eat

  559. Henduey

    October 30, 2013 at 1:34 am

    Ok now give me a look like who farted

  560. fervt

    October 30, 2013 at 1:37 am

    Runs multiple bath houses in the Turkish district.

  561. opusx82

    October 30, 2013 at 4:26 am

    No J T. I brought sexy back….

  562. ShoyneinNC

    October 30, 2013 at 4:34 am

    Quit pointing that gun at my Daddy!!!

  563. rexdart936

    October 30, 2013 at 5:20 am

    Magnum!

  564. aaronbdsn

    October 30, 2013 at 7:04 am

    is that fat charlie sheen

  565. Baconeer

    October 30, 2013 at 7:20 am

    Of all the drugs Charlie Sheen had tried, Prednisone hit him the hardest.

  566. DelCoTrash

    October 30, 2013 at 7:46 am

    why would I post a comment when there’s google image…
    http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/ylat2ZjeA89Sch0lbxnbzA

  567. CM in Florida

    October 30, 2013 at 7:54 am

    No goddammit I am not the third Belushi brother!

  568. Brent From TN

    October 30, 2013 at 9:30 am

    8 dicks in my ass, and there is always room for more!

  569. violentXtremist

    October 30, 2013 at 9:44 am

    Glamour shots fucked me.

  570. Binary Daoist

    October 30, 2013 at 9:45 am

    Oh my…. The vapors!

  571. Archbishop Boozebag

    October 30, 2013 at 10:30 am

    When ‘Menudo ages .

  572. Butthole Bandit

    October 30, 2013 at 10:49 am

    6 Page Spread in AssMen.com

  573. MattheLawyer

    October 30, 2013 at 10:49 am

    So that’s 110 to win 100 on the Giants -7.5

  574. Butthole Bandit

    October 30, 2013 at 10:51 am

    Free Shoe Shines, By Shoes I Mean Dicks

  575. Butthole Bandit

    October 30, 2013 at 10:52 am

    Can sure go for 2 or 22 dogsies from Davey Mac’s food truck.

  576. Butthole Bandit

    October 30, 2013 at 10:54 am

    That’s it!  Put a fork in him… Hes fat.

  577. SarP

    October 30, 2013 at 11:05 am

    Ladies, prepare your pussy’s

  578. Stilltryingregardless

    October 30, 2013 at 11:20 am

    It looks like Vito buttoned his shirt for him.

  579. zel

    October 30, 2013 at 11:36 am

    You must eat John Stamos to become John Stamos.

  580. iknowyoujj

    October 30, 2013 at 11:55 am

    Sex change, its not just a dream..

  581. iknowyoujj

    October 30, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    Soul-Glo, not just for Jheri curl..

  582. HypocriteBop

    October 30, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    Drowning in these Jizz Moat eyes

  583. Sharkbait99

    October 30, 2013 at 1:52 pm

    Sorry. That was Chaz Bono.

  584. lovedentist

    October 30, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Can almost grow facial hair.

  585. lovedentist

    October 30, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    Blurred Lines (between his eyebrows)

  586. lovedentist

    October 30, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    The better to hear you with, my dear…

  587. DrewDown

    October 30, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    Pepper Hicks if he were sober and suave.

  588. Todd Flanders Whatley

    October 30, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    “Appearing this Friday… at The Regal Beagle!”

  589. TheOandAKid

    October 30, 2013 at 8:01 pm

    Big Jay Stanley

  590. time4chillie

    October 30, 2013 at 8:49 pm

    is that the new cast member of American gypsy?

  591. aands

    October 30, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    If Jake Blues kept eating

  592. iamhackcomic

    October 30, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    Virgin, big gay Virgin

  593. dpiller21

    October 30, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    Stops his eyebrows from connecting, tries to get his beard and chest hair to connect.

  594. dpiller21

    October 30, 2013 at 10:58 pm

    The new cover for “If you want to fuck my wife, you’ll have to fuck me first #13”

  595. Purple Guy

    October 31, 2013 at 12:15 am

    In the early 90’s, Charlie Sheen chose over eating instead of cocaine, this was the result.

  596. Brown_Eyed_Bastard

    October 31, 2013 at 12:23 am

    Let me smell yo dick.

  597. Brown_Eyed_Bastard

    October 31, 2013 at 12:25 am

    I may have just shit myself.

  598. PeterJoseph

    October 31, 2013 at 2:07 am

    Chris Isaak’s Forever Fat

  599. PeterJ

    October 31, 2013 at 2:09 am

    Chris Isaak’s Forever Fat

  600. littlejbizzy

    October 31, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    John Stamos looks like shit.

  601. Todd Flanders Whatley

    October 31, 2013 at 1:02 pm

    “You liked him in Nsync… you’ll LOVE him doing standup.  Ladies and gentlemen… make some noise for Joey Fatone!!!”

  602. Butthole Bandit

    October 31, 2013 at 1:06 pm

    Todd Flanders Whatley Great delivery

  603. Shinemonkey

    October 31, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    Headshot of one of the Fat Street Boys

  604. StriderTB

    October 31, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    I won a grand prize!  How do I go about claiming it?

  605. DBA

    October 31, 2013 at 8:54 pm

    Just give them my name and address and ill make sure you get it.

  606. Morandir835

    October 31, 2013 at 11:09 pm

    StriderTB Email the show at sir.

  607. RIFF610

    November 1, 2013 at 6:05 am

    hi, i’m a hollywood heart attack

  608. Maxman56789

    November 1, 2013 at 6:52 am

    This the face that ended stole Guy Feiri’s heart! #swiminmyswarthyeyes

  609. mannnyd

    November 1, 2013 at 11:54 am

    “I’m not even suppose to be here today!”

  610. Rooster Truck

    November 5, 2013 at 3:20 am

    If you’re ever in Reno…….1-800-SUC-COCK

  611. FERREL

    November 30, 2013 at 1:33 am

    The Dark Knight rises and falls