Big Ass Girl Steals Bacon and Cheese From Piggly Wiggly


A 340- pound Georgia woman, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee. Police said she escaped on foot and seems to be a great deal of fun.

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35 Comments

  1. Foggy_Otis

    May 26, 2012 at 10:39 pm

    Precious, is that you!?

  2. Foggy_Otis

    May 26, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    Fuck it, take the bucket! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu2P3R_wC5A

  3. smelldarock

    May 26, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    Might be hard to believe, but Anthony – Dawn (nee) Cumia’s sister – spoke on this earlier today…

  4. elephant_droid

    May 26, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    Oh no. Here comes the fireworks.

  5. elephant_droid

    May 26, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    She escaped on foot…..um, seriously?

  6. elephant_droid

    May 27, 2012 at 12:01 am

    I expected her to get away on top of a van. Beegly Beagly

  7. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 27, 2012 at 12:35 am

    340 that’s a whole lotta lovin

  8. Pauly Wallnuts

    May 27, 2012 at 2:00 am

    Beautiful piece of property.  Is that public housing?

  9. Dash Riprock

    May 27, 2012 at 8:04 am

    340 my ass!  She’s one biscuit away from 400!

  10. ecupirate

    May 27, 2012 at 8:58 am

    I dont believe she stole it because of her weight or because of hunger….

  11. blumanta

    May 27, 2012 at 9:46 am

    She’s hungry ,Its like that aggressive Hippo thing

    • vitiligo pubes

      May 27, 2012 at 10:54 am

      Its like she eats a bunch of marbles when you punch her ass or somthin. tsssssssss

  12. Toin Coss

    May 27, 2012 at 10:11 am

    She will be featured in the new reality show….Atkins Diet Girls Gone Wild !?/?!

  13. mabepossibly

    May 27, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Lets pray she doesnt lose her job at the DMV over this.

  14. Phisher

    May 27, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Am i the only one gettin’ turned on by this?
     

  15. BrandonJHaverlyBennett

    May 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly… It’s funny, it’s just funny but at the same time realllllllll annoying… Everybody knows she could of just gave some white man with a fat fetish head in the parking lot and he would went in and bought it for her… Which I bet was her plan but she couldn’t find one… Cause I know that pepper spray was for the wings

  16. FLprodivider66

    May 27, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    She was able to stash a 6pack of beer under each boob and a half of a shopping cart of food under her folds of fat

  17. FLprodivider66

    May 27, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Her milkshake brings the boys to the yard…”I look goood…mmm..hmmm!”…Anthony loves her 🙂 🙂

  18. FLprodivider66

    May 27, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    She was able to stash a 6-pack of beer under each breast and a half of shopping cart of food under her folds of fat….Who’s gonna notice??

  19. FLprodivider66

    May 27, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    She often looks in the mirror and says “I look GOOD mmm, hmmm!” Lol

  20. Phild2400

    May 27, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    Form her looks she must be a great shoplifter, you don’t get to 350 without eating lots of wings, cheese, bacon and washing it down with a cold beer or ten.

  21. OGC

    May 27, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    How the fuck could she have escaped on foot ? There is no way she could have out run everyone in the store.

  22. HollyGothic

    May 27, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    So binge eating is an addiction?

  23. Ezra_san

    May 27, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    Where is the video of this comedy? I wanna see this hulk running down the street.

  24. JonNockels

    May 27, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    Precious 2

    • elephant_droid

      May 28, 2012 at 12:45 am

       @JonNockels The Revenge of Mongo

  25. TwizzlesMcNasty

    May 27, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    on foot???  More like on ankle fat.

  26. Shaggyballz74

    May 27, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    William “The Refrigerator” Perry  in drag

  27. Beer

    May 28, 2012 at 2:02 am

    She chewed the blackberry gum at wonkas factory

  28. jerkstoresean

    May 28, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Her name is Lonneshia Shafaye Appling. And I have a sneaking suspicion she has never gone appling in her life

  29. jerkstoresean

    May 28, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Only Engorge-a!!!

  30. cal5000

    May 28, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    How in the hell did this crafty biggun just slip away like Keyser Soze? 

  31. Raringvt

    May 28, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    She had a chance to play in the WNBA…’til she blew out her cankle.

  32. John in va

    May 29, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    WELL IM NOT SAYING ONE DAM THING… LEAVE IT TO THE BLACK PEOPLE….. LIKE SHE NEEDS TO FUCKING EAT… REVERSE THE SONG… BLACK PEOPLE ARE AFARID OF YOU FILL IN THE BLANK…

  33. yotaruvegeta

    June 1, 2012 at 11:16 am

    She looks like Foxy Brown if she sucked a bicycle pump dry.