Big Ass Girl Steals Bacon and Cheese From Piggly Wiggly

A 340- pound Georgia woman, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee. Police said she escaped on foot and seems to be a great deal of fun.




  1. Foggy_Otis

    May 26, 2012 at 10:39 pm

    Precious, is that you!?

  2. Foggy_Otis

    May 26, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    Fuck it, take the bucket!

  3. smelldarock

    May 26, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    Might be hard to believe, but Anthony – Dawn (nee) Cumia’s sister – spoke on this earlier today…

  4. elephant_droid

    May 26, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    Oh no. Here comes the fireworks.

  5. elephant_droid

    May 26, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    She escaped on foot…, seriously?

  6. elephant_droid

    May 27, 2012 at 12:01 am

    I expected her to get away on top of a van. Beegly Beagly

  7. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 27, 2012 at 12:35 am

    340 that’s a whole lotta lovin

  8. Pauly Wallnuts

    May 27, 2012 at 2:00 am

    Beautiful piece of property.  Is that public housing?

  9. Dash Riprock

    May 27, 2012 at 8:04 am

    340 my ass!  She’s one biscuit away from 400!

  10. ecupirate

    May 27, 2012 at 8:58 am

    I dont believe she stole it because of her weight or because of hunger….

  11. blumanta

    May 27, 2012 at 9:46 am

    She’s hungry ,Its like that aggressive Hippo thing

    • vitiligo pubes

      May 27, 2012 at 10:54 am

      Its like she eats a bunch of marbles when you punch her ass or somthin. tsssssssss

  12. Toin Coss

    May 27, 2012 at 10:11 am

    She will be featured in the new reality show….Atkins Diet Girls Gone Wild !?/?!

  13. mabepossibly

    May 27, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Lets pray she doesnt lose her job at the DMV over this.

  14. Phisher

    May 27, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Am i the only one gettin’ turned on by this?

  15. BrandonJHaverlyBennett

    May 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly… It’s funny, it’s just funny but at the same time realllllllll annoying… Everybody knows she could of just gave some white man with a fat fetish head in the parking lot and he would went in and bought it for her… Which I bet was her plan but she couldn’t find one… Cause I know that pepper spray was for the wings

  16. FLprodivider66

    May 27, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    She was able to stash a 6pack of beer under each boob and a half of a shopping cart of food under her folds of fat

  17. FLprodivider66

    May 27, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Her milkshake brings the boys to the yard…”I look goood…mmm..hmmm!”…Anthony loves her 🙂 🙂

  18. FLprodivider66

    May 27, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    She was able to stash a 6-pack of beer under each breast and a half of shopping cart of food under her folds of fat….Who’s gonna notice??

  19. FLprodivider66

    May 27, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    She often looks in the mirror and says “I look GOOD mmm, hmmm!” Lol

  20. Phild2400

    May 27, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    Form her looks she must be a great shoplifter, you don’t get to 350 without eating lots of wings, cheese, bacon and washing it down with a cold beer or ten.

  21. OGC

    May 27, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    How the fuck could she have escaped on foot ? There is no way she could have out run everyone in the store.

  22. HollyGothic

    May 27, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    So binge eating is an addiction?

  23. Ezra_san

    May 27, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    Where is the video of this comedy? I wanna see this hulk running down the street.

  24. JonNockels

    May 27, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    Precious 2

    • elephant_droid

      May 28, 2012 at 12:45 am

       @JonNockels The Revenge of Mongo

  25. TwizzlesMcNasty

    May 27, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    on foot???  More like on ankle fat.

  26. Shaggyballz74

    May 27, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    William “The Refrigerator” Perry  in drag

  27. Beer

    May 28, 2012 at 2:02 am

    She chewed the blackberry gum at wonkas factory

  28. jerkstoresean

    May 28, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Her name is Lonneshia Shafaye Appling. And I have a sneaking suspicion she has never gone appling in her life

  29. jerkstoresean

    May 28, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Only Engorge-a!!!

  30. cal5000

    May 28, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    How in the hell did this crafty biggun just slip away like Keyser Soze? 

  31. Raringvt

    May 28, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    She had a chance to play in the WNBA…’til she blew out her cankle.

  32. John in va

    May 29, 2012 at 1:02 pm


  33. yotaruvegeta

    June 1, 2012 at 11:16 am

    She looks like Foxy Brown if she sucked a bicycle pump dry.