Beware of the Salty Six


Are you eating way too much salt? Cutting out chips and pretzels won’t do the trick because heavy salt is hidden. Watch out for:

  1. Bread and rolls
  2. Cold cuts and cured meats
  3. Pizza
  4. Poultry
  5. Soup
  6. Sandwiches

Don’t worry Bloomberg will ban all of them as soon as possible.

Read more at webmd.com.

 

16 Comments

  1. EMC

    November 7, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    #1, every day
    #2, weekly
    #3, multiple times a week
    #4, not so much
    #5, rarely
    #6, EVERY FUCKING DAY OH MY GOD.

  2. Pool Keepers Son

    November 7, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    It’s all the fuckin oceans fault

  3. ShowerBench

    November 7, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    why shouldn’t he? we’re becoming sodium and gomorrah

  4. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    November 7, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    I thought the salty six was referring to something else…

  5. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    November 7, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    I guess I shouldnt take offense then if someone asks me if I like to eat the salty six.

  6. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 7, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    If your girl/gay tells you you’re salty, drink pineapple juice…

    • FLprodivider66

      November 7, 2012 at 10:12 pm

      @Cletus from Brooklyn…I like how you said “girl/gay” to keep it politically correct?? Lol

  7. simslacker

    November 7, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    Nice pic Hicks

  8. FLprodivider66

    November 7, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    Oh okay haha!…I thought we were talking about Fezzy’s virgin cock?

  9. K Dubya

    November 7, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    thank god my favorite food, salt pork, didn’t make the list

  10. BillyG

    November 8, 2012 at 12:20 am

    That means no salt licks for Peppy Centaur

  11. Beer

    November 8, 2012 at 7:54 am

    Bang rails of that shit… Pepper

  12. DeathProof

    November 8, 2012 at 10:51 am

    Mother fucking salt is the absolute least of my problems.

  13. Roy Bigunz

    November 8, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Ok so all food except fruit and veg. Got it.

  14. bmqq316

    November 8, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    I guess salting my extra large soda is out.

  15. GSE970

    November 8, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    So basically everything good, plus chips and pretzels.  That narrows it down.