Better Headlines: Chris Christie Gets Lap Band Stomach Surgery!!
Chris Christie revealed today that he has had lap band stomach surgery. He celebrated by having three milkshakes and pasta in a blender. Read more at nypost.com. We’ve seen a few good headlines like “Weight is Over” and “Christie Cuts Waist” but we think we can do better. . . . What is your better headline? . ....
read moreBetter Headlines: Snooki Delivers
In other annoying childbirth news, Snooki from the Jersey Shore gave birth to a baby boy at 3am Sunday morning at St. Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, NJ. Lorenzo Dominic LaValle weighed 6 pounds, 5 ounces. Snooki’s fiance, Jionni LaValle, was with her. ”The world just got another Guido!!!” a rep for Snooki said in an email statement. “Looks like the Seaside Heights house just got its latest roomie,” MTV said. Come on guys, you can do better than...
read moreOddities: This Story Needs a Better Headline
Looks like Bloomberg has found his poster for his new health Campaign! You’ve seen this in cartoons and movies, and everyone’s made a joke about it. But you didn’t think it could really happen, did you? But it does and the New York Post published a photo of it today. Two plus sized pedi cab passengers actually found themselves tipped over on their back this week in Hell’s Kitchen. The Post used the headline “Big Fat Tip.” We know you can do better. Send us your Better Headline in the comments...
read moreBetter Headlines: George Zimmerman Arrested
New York Post: MURDER Trayvon Killer Arrested, Charged New York Daily News: After 45 days, George Zimmerman is finally charged with the 2nd-degree murder of Trayvon Martin. Now he faces LIFE. No story grabbed the country faster and more persistently this year than the George Zimmerman -Trayvon Martin Story. After the self appointed neighborhood watch captain shot and killed teenaged Trayvon last month, a national debate broke out about whether the Sanford, Florida police department’s should arrest Zimmerman. Now, over six...
read moreBetter Headlines: Peyton Goes to Denver
New York Post: Bronc’s Bomber New York Daily News: Move To Pey Off The question of Peyton Manning’s next move has been the big question for a very long time now. Ever since his injury took him off the field in 2011. Would he play again? Would he play for the Colts? If not, where would he go? Well we finally have our answer. He’s going to Denver. If that’s not headline grabbing enough, all by itself— it also means that the headline grabbing Tim Tebow is out in Denver. This is a huge...
read moreBetter Headlines: Homeless Hotspots
Down in Austin,TX at the SXSW tech festival, a New York based ad agency is paying the homeless to act wireless hotspots for conference goers...
read moreBetter Headline: Jeremy Lin is Winning
Last night Jeremy Lin won his sixth consecutive game since making his debut with the New York Knicks. Is it a coincidence!? America is...
read moreBetter Headlines: Giants Win!
New York Post: CHAMPS! Giants stun Pats, win Super Bowl Daily News: CHAMPS!….AGAIN! In one of the most exciting Super Bowl games in recent history, Eli Manning and the New York Giants took on Tom Brady and the New England in this rematch of four years ago, and won AGAIN! Yea, those headlines are sort of cute, but this is the Giant’s second Super Bowl in in four years! This is truly is momentous! Maybe some of that exuberance has been lost on the New York Post and Daily News with their less-than-inspired headlines. This...
read moreBetter Headlines: Pats Beat Broncos
In one of the most anticipated matchups of the year, miracle kid Tim Tebow was all set to take on the Mighty Mighty New England Patriots led by Tom Brady...
read moreBetter Headlines: Katy Perry and Russell Brand Split
Well it looks like Hollywood supercouple Russell Brand and Katy Perry are calling it quits after fourteen months of marriage. We think there should be Better Headlines.
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