Better Headlines: Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce!?

The Daily News:   Never Mind!

The New York Post:  BIG A$$ SHAM


Whatever happened to creativity? I guess those headlines are sort of witty.  But is this the best they could do!?

After a majorly hyped engagement and wedding super-famous Kim Kardashian pulled the plug on her less than three month old marriage yesterday, but the headlines were D-U-L-L.  We KNOW you can do better, and so can we.  Here are our picks for today’s Better Headlines.

  • “Packing Up With the Kardashians”
  • “Kim Hauls Great Ass From Marriage”
  • “72 Days of Summer Marriage”
  • “Kardashian Sex Tape Lasts Longer than Marriage”
  • “NBA Player Locked Out…of Kim’s House”
  • “Kardashian Makes Fast Break from NBA Star”
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