Better Headlines: Elmo Resigns


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705 Comments

  1. TheBlancoNino

    November 20, 2012 at 11:42 am

    “Fire Me Elmo” This Year’s Hot New Christmas Toy

  2. SpongeSteve

    November 20, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Not all gays are puppeteers but all puppeteers are gay

  3. bobsnin

    November 20, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Elmo must go; Homo’s known to lie.

  4. queenelisabeth

    November 20, 2012 at 11:43 am

    “He would have kept his job if Fez has been his accuser”

  5. TheBlancoNino

    November 20, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Can You Tell Me How To Get, How To Get To The Unemployment Department?

  6. LizSetsFire

    November 20, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Puppeteer more like puppetrear.

  7. jerkstoresean

    November 20, 2012 at 11:43 am

    How to get from Sesame Street

  8. Anthony From California

    November 20, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Gay puppeteer fired, gay radio show host remains

  9. queenelisabeth

    November 20, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Diddle me elmo production halted

  10. TBVickroy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Muppet Marriage Clearly Defined As Between One Frog And One Pig.

  11. SpongeSteve

    November 20, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Man spent 25 years with hand inside child’s ass says he isn’t pedo

  12. Narc Zito

    November 20, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Come and play, everyone’s asshole’s gay.

  13. HuskyStache

    November 20, 2012 at 11:44 am

    “Red, red, fur stay close to meeeeee.”- UB40

  14. Boogie_in_VA

    November 20, 2012 at 11:44 am

    “No Mo Elmo” or “Elmo cured. No longer has 5 fingered ass tumor”

  15. C H

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Homo paedo admits it’s time to go

  16. jerkstoresean

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Clash removes fist from small being

  17. GeesDevilsTail1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Elmo-quirsickle!

  18. Docintoxicated

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Pedo Pulls Palm out of Puppet Prolapsed Anus

  19. Danny

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    better headlines – (its spanish) “Elmo, El Mo.”

  20. Gunner

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Cash pulls out of Elmo

  21. WhiteyBrown

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    puppeteer loses million dollar career over light-skinned-underaged rear

  22. LizSetsFire

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    I thought Bert and Ernie were the gay ones.

  23. Tossy McSalad

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Elmo has his balloon knot stretched out.

  24. HuskyStache

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Orange nose knows homos

  25. BillLehecka

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Elmo Nomo Because of Homo

  26. jerkaruso

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    El-homo

  27. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Queer puppeteer steps down out of fear!!

  28. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    It “felt” wrong

  29. harlequincy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Suck n Fuck Street

  30. cartermnyc

    November 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Bio pic announced: St. Elmo Fired

  31. SpongeSteve

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Elmo was just Spanish for “the mo”

  32. John in va

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Big bird gets faced by elmo

  33. OLDIRTYHAWG

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    SEASAME STREET BROUGHT TO YOU TODAY BY THE LETTER “E” AS IN ELMO BANGED ME IN THE ASS

  34. willwhatup

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Nightmare on Elmo street part 3: kids on the basement

  35. LizSetsFire

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Sesame Street located in the heart of the west village.

  36. jerkstoresean

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Clash of the tightens

  37. Drippy Granny

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    I love young cock. Fez will defend me

  38. queenelisabeth

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Clash says to victim “Cookie Cookie………….Monster?”

  39. jerkstoresean

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Clash of the tight ones

  40. Docintoxicated

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Furry Fister Fired!

  41. Eric H

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Please don’t tickle me, Elmo.

  42. bdoubleo

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Diddle Me Elmo

  43. Fez is gay

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Gay radio host supports kid fucker.

  44. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Nightmare on Elmo Street

  45. Vanillathunder

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Twinkies and Twinks : Worst Week Ever

  46. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Elmo’s world is a little boys nightmare

  47. siegfried77

    November 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Puppeteer … more the like puppequeer.

  48. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    What other Muppets knew?

  49. MaxCT

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Elmo Queersicle

  50. zappers

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Goodbye Red Sock , Hello Pink Sock

  51. Tossy McSalad

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Puppet doo doo hole ripped open

  52. Turtleowlman

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Elmo Resigns… In A Boys Asshole

  53. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Queer puppeteer steps down out of fear

  54. ScottRhino

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Romney was Right Sesame Street must be stopped!!!

  55. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Brought down by the letters P E D and O

  56. GeesDevilsTail1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Stand alone puppet!

  57. TheBlancoNino

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Kevin Clash Enrolls in Abby’s Fired Fairy School

  58. Tost

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Odor inside Elmo doll traced back to 16yo boy ass.

  59. Tossy McSalad

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    LOOK MA NO HANDS!

  60. TomTheMechanic

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    todays seaseme stree brought to you by the word payoff and the number 16

  61. SpongeSteve

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Jason Segal- pedo employer

  62. Eric the sexless bagel

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    cumonme street

  63. crocksox

    November 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

    Elmo No’ Mo’

  64. TrousersnakeandLarry

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Elmo Elbow Deep in Controversy

  65. yourself

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Elmo’s Homo Tells Story Walkin’

  66. Anthony From California

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Mitt Romney “I knew they were all queers”

  67. CW from Scranton

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Elmo steps down. Cookie monster pissed he has to work double shifts.

  68. Drippy Granny

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    sodomy street

  69. Narc Zito

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Pedobear applies for a job.

  70. Dan in Philly

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    This is a song, la la la la, pedo song

  71. disneyspy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    ELMO IN EL SLEEPING BAG

  72. MaxCT

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Sesame St. more like Christopher St.

  73. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    And I always thought Oscar was the rapist

  74. jerkaruso

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    More like Puppet-queer

  75. sterlingblue

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Tickle me Elmo, more lik Put It In Me Homo…

  76. tattedup80

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Tickle me Elmo No fire me Osi

  77. bdoubleo

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    This Is a Schlong la la la la, Elmo Schlong…..

  78. TBVickroy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Broke Back Muppet

  79. Kyle

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Unemployment Claims Another Black Gay Puppeeteer Who Likes To Have Sex With Underage Male Models.

  80. Docintoxicated

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Count fails to teach elmo to count passed 16

  81. TomTheMechanic

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    ROMNEY WAS RIGHT  ROMNEY WAS RIGHT

  82. OllieInChicago

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Elmo says HELLO in Quantico.

  83. TemporalGrid

    November 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

    I’m not a puppet get your hand out of my ass

  84. Tost

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    St Elmo’s ass of fire

  85. RamlerJerry

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    No More Mo In ELMO.

  86. chantshuffler

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    homo elmo no mo

  87. JfromHuntington

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    My Fist Fits Better In A Twink’s Asshole Anyway

  88. queenelisabeth

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    The lovers, the twinks and me

  89. TrousersnakeandLarry

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    HE SAY YOU KIDRAPPAH

  90. BadNewsJeff

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Wanted: New Weirdo with Funny Voice

  91. sterlingblue

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    It’s not easy being green… or a kid toucher.

  92. Docintoxicated

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Bert and Ernie now the gayest puppets on sesame street

  93. StudebakerHoch

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Homo Elmo Says I Go Go

  94. OLDIRTYHAWG

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    NEWS FLASH ELMO GAY, BURT AND ERNIE STILL IN THE CLOSET.

  95. chantshuffler

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    I’ve got one hand up my ass, and there’s always room for two

  96. Evboat

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    La la la la Elmo’s gone.

  97. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Here’s $125,000 for being my friend

  98. BigMike2012

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Elmo – Pump that Cock, Up the Ass.

  99. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Otto and Engorge

  100. PorkRoll

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Elmo craves Dick

  101. TomTheMechanic

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    tickle me elmo .. not unless your over 16 son   ive been burned before

  102. MikeZoltek

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    newsflash, paul o moving in with elmo

  103. Narc Zito

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Fezzie Fun Sponge strikes again.

  104. Drippy Granny

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Elmo love young boy cock

  105. bdoubleo

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Sesame Skeet………..

  106. frog

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    No more hand up the ass, Elmo resigns!

  107. chantshuffler

    November 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Meat packing district of sesame street shut down.

  108. Darren

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Tickle me Elmo, no tackle me Osi!

  109. Kyle

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Kevin Clash Rocks the Assbah No More

  110. Vanillathunder

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Red Puppet has more homosexual experience than 90 year old “gay radio jock”

  111. Kylwhitlock

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Homo Elmo No Mo.

  112. HuskyStache

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Elmo likes it in the Big Turd

  113. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Don’t Ask….don’t tell your parents

  114. JohnMcLaughlin

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Puppeteer provides pink sock, passed pink slip.

  115. John in va

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Sanduskey gets fucked by elmo the puppet

  116. Deee

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Sanduskys favorite puppet resigns

  117. TomTheMechanic

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Elmo spent alot of time with Rosie   WE SHOULD OF SEEN IT COMMING

  118. Bammbamm

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    No homo, now no elmo.

  119. Pool Keepers Son

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    I’ve lost 2 rings already

  120. JohnnyWest

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    God Hates Puppets

  121. LizSetsFire

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Fez to apply for recently open puppeteer position.

  122. Dan From Jersey

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    First Nixon.. Now Elmo

  123. whiskeyportal

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Pedo Puppeteer Pinksocks Twink!!

  124. BuckThreeEighty

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Can you tell me how to get, how to get a rape kit?

  125. Rollin24

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Sesame street?  more like faggy fag fag

  126. Clover leaf

    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Tickle me nomo

  127. Vanillathunder

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Elmo says “Everyone poops, but not everyone has man seed in it.”

  128. BullsLawDan

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Elmo: Best Pedo Job Ever

  129. piratetrucker

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Let me see Street brought to you by the letters O & cum I and by the numbers 16 & 69

  130. Tost

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Elmo franchise turns to shit amidst child sex scandal.

  131. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Joe paterno knew all along!!!

  132. Dan From Jersey

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    What’s a Muppet? It’s Not Quite a Mop It’s Not Quite a Puppet, but is sure is Fired

  133. Docintoxicated

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Red Rapist Resigns

  134. Jerry65

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Elmo claims molested as a young puppet by mr hooper, the real monster of sesame street

  135. frog

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Gay Pride, Puppetters Rod In Despondent Elmo, No More!

  136. Nyokie

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    RIP Tickle me colon Elmo

  137. sterlingblue

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Reading, writing, repressed memories….

  138. dcapaldo

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    can u tell me how to get, how to get to pedofile street

  139. HoneydewWilkins

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Master of Puppets pulling your pants down

  140. justinHat

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Elmo likes Assho

  141. vasdeferen

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    rockumentary- the monster within the monster

  142. Dan From Jersey

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Elmo Resigns: The Conspiracy Goes all the Way to Big Bird

  143. SpongeSteve

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    That’s 1 sweaty forearm

  144. ElectricDave

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Elmo shooting for 12 minutes of airtime

  145. TomTheMechanic

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Elmo having more gay sex than Fez   is he really gay?

  146. PorkRoll

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Elmo loves Mexican Twinkies

  147. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Who knew fez did puppet work

  148. BigMike2012

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Elmo – Please get your fingers out of there………

  149. amac2001

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    now we know why elmo is red…anal blood red!

  150. RamlerJerry

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    No More Mo In ELMO

  151. TemporalGrid

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Elmo orders lettuce wrap

  152. cartermnyc

    November 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    ELMO 69ed?  Nope 86ed

  153. sterlingblue

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    This is what killed Mr. Hooper.

  154. @iSmellBit

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Hell No Elmo

  155. Mockery

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Elmo accepted by Bert and Ernie.

  156. GeesDevilsTail1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    oh boy – IS FEZ GONNA CRY?

  157. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Joe Paterno knew all along

  158. Dan From Jersey

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    With Elmo Gone Snuffaluffagus Relapses

  159. Mr Clash

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Great Man Brought Down by Dirty Liar

  160. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Ookie Cookie Monster

  161. jasebaraka

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Gay puppeteer thought he was playing “Stuff-the-butt-of-Gus” instead of Snuffaluffagus.

  162. Boogie_in_VA

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Ron and Fez predict End of Elmo; Mayans wrong again.

  163. crocksox

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Clash Resigns – Ass Relieved

  164. TrousersnakeandLarry

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Elmo Leaves Sesame Street for Faggle Rock

  165. cartermnyc

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    GROVER PROMOTED

  166. DrunkEpiphany

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    EL-MOE

  167. Tost

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Fez Whatley up for role as new Elmo puppet.

  168. OLDIRTYHAWG

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    1…2….3 YES 3 GAYS ON SESAME STREET (COUNT VOICE)

  169. Moon Rocks

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Mmmm Asster of Puppets! Elmo gives up 125 k for ass play.

  170. chantshuffler

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Bert and Ernie voice criticism of pedophile firing

  171. Anthony From California

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Uncle Paul has a new job

  172. BullsLawDan

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Real Cookie Monster is Elmo

  173. ElectricDave

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Elmo’s furry asshole, resembles mute radio personailty

  174. OllieInChicago

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Crusty Elmo Doll Given To Niece.

  175. jerkaruso

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    PBS now stands for Pedo Boy Sucker

  176. MaxCT

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Elmo announces he’s gay on Ron and Fez Show

  177. BigMetsFan

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    One! One less gay puppet! Ah Ah Ah!

  178. Dan From Jersey

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Elmo, the Creepiest Muppet Since Yoda

  179. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Accusers Combat Clash

  180. queenelisabeth

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Dorothy the Fish subpoened

  181. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    The Children’s Statutory Workshop

  182. MaxCT

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Elmo hates chick Fill A

  183. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    New puppeteer demands Elmo gets ass hosed out like fez

  184. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    London Calling?

  185. Docintoxicated

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Clash admits he rocked the ass-brah

  186. sterlingblue

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Furry Puppets, the way to touch kids…

  187. rjbiggz

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Elmo Homo Takes Fist out of No-no

  188. jerkaruso

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Elmo CLASHes with young boy asses

  189. dozerblade

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Sesame street drops elmo, like twinke drops pants

  190. Nyokie

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Ba dudda Da. Elmo is a pedo

  191. Drippy Granny

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Pedos never get caught

  192. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    God Hates Puppets

  193. queenelisabeth

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Elmo endorses Western Union

  194. Vanillathunder

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Red Puppet to star in Red Army flick against his will

  195. siegfried77

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    FLASH: Elmo diagnosed with the AIDS.

  196. MaxCT

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Elmos Fire Crotch gets Rocked!

  197. Rorschach7

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Ricky Gervais Seen With New BFF Grover

  198. Juarez

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    I’m gay like Fez.

  199. Cando

    November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Says-a-me Street turns to Touch-a-me Street

  200. willwhatup

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Hostess factory closing leads to Elmo’s resignation due to shortage of TWINKies

  201. Tost

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Elmo gets a stiff one.

  202. LizSetsFire

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Show me on the underraged boy where the puppet touched you.

  203. BuckThreeEighty

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Elmo’s fur stained red with young boy blood.

  204. Dan From Jersey

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Red Fur and Tears: Elmo Resigns

  205. Jerseyshorekev

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Elmo asks for Red Rose tea monkeys to play at going away party.

  206. TrousersnakeandLarry

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    16 Year Old Gets Professional Hand Job

  207. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Elmo is a British cigarette

  208. chantshuffler

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Public Broadcasting System? More like pedophiles buttfucking sixteen-year-olds.

  209. AdamInMI

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Elmo says: I learned it from my blue, trash can living in uncle.

  210. howtobuildamonster

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Cruise. Travolta. Elmo linked to scientology

  211. obladi6703

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    New homo needed to fist Elmo.

  212. joebuckyourself

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Elmo Fired for Not Being Able to Count Past 16.

  213. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Ass puppet twitches in go digits

  214. harlequincy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Assholes and Elmos

    • TBVickroy

      November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

      @harlequincy
       strong!

      • harlequincy

        November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

        @TBVickroy appreciate it, dude!

  215. Pepper Roadrash Hanson

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Bert & Ernie now the only gay muppets.

  216. cartermnyc

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Elmo hired as colonic spokespuppet

  217. Ganelon

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Can you tell me how to get, host to get to cell block c?

  218. MikeZoltek

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    hey elmo, what does cum taste like?

  219. sterlingblue

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    He is here, he is queer, he likes to put in boy’s rears…

  220. Pool Keepers Son

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Elmo enrolls at Penn state

  221. frog

    November 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Clash, Ass, or Gas, no Elmo rides for free

  222. buckeyews

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Sesame Street plays smear the queer; fires queer puppeteer

  223. Rahal84

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    EMG !! El MO GOD!!!! Black pedofiles do exist!!!!!

  224. RamlerJerry

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Please, No More Elmo

  225. mgamarsh

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Elmo doesn’t help Ginger sterotype.

  226. queenelisabeth

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Clash screams at press “this isn’t about you Fez”

  227. chantshuffler

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Sesame Street introduces new Elmo-branded inflatable donut.

  228. Bob08857

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    “show me on the boy where the puppet touched you”!

  229. MCfromKY

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    ROMNEY WAS RIGHT!! Sesame Street Must Be Stopped!!!!

  230. ECWZOMBIE

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Elmo Quits…before The Kid Spits

  231. Kyle

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Kevin Clash Upended; Radio Host Upset

  232. C H

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    At least Gary Glitter was straight…

  233. frankcapo722

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Pedo victim flips Elmo the Big Bird

  234. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Elmo banned from Thanksgiving Parade, welcomed at pride parade

  235. Jerry65

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Elmo fired, big bird pissed

  236. Recyclerz

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Brash (male) Gash Bash Clash Cash; El-Mo No-Mo

  237. shittycumfart

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Remember kids even if it’s Elmo JUST SAY NO!

  238. ECWZOMBIE

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    EElmo Quits…before The Kid Spits

  239. George Hukas

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Could you tell me how to get to Sodomy St?

  240. Ganelon

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Can you tell me how to get, how to get to cell block c?

  241. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Fez has a new roommate he’s tiny and red

  242. Bstone

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Elmo is gay. That’s the worst thing you can say about a puppet.

  243. TemporalGrid

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Elmo saw Avengers and lied about it

  244. Narc Zito

    November 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Better Head Line

  245. BrianIsherwood

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Tickle Me Fezzy

  246. TBVickroy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Elmo to Ditch Goldfish And Get Gerbil

  247. kevinhaskins

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    I’m not gay, but my puppet master is!

  248. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    We are queer bates

  249. Scott_Chandwater

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    my couch pulls out, but i dont

  250. itsnotjosh

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    First Paul-o, now Elmo.

  251. Drippy Granny

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    This is an attack on all gays. Pedophiles deserve love to

  252. BuckThreeEighty

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Elmo spotted offering homeless boy sandwich.

  253. Bstone

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Elmo trades pink sock for pink slip.

  254. Nina Williamson

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Diddle me fire crotch.

  255. MCfromKY

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    An inanimate object has had more buttsex than Fez!!

  256. Tonto88

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    New victims come out, a young pepper hicks blows elmo

  257. John in va

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Fez now the new elmo..

  258. shittycumfart

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Feel bad that Elmo’s dad died last year 🙁

  259. Dan From Jersey

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    The Elmo Swan Song

  260. Visaya925

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Uncle Paul announced as new elmo – mark Pittsburg ca

  261. Norwalk Ralph

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Our Country’s Puppets still gaping but delighted

  262. ECWZOMBIE

    November 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Elmo quits…..before Kid Spits!

  263. Kentucky Musket

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Elmo No Mo!! Homo No Go!!

  264. jerkstoresean

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    If the dick fit you have to quit

  265. jerkstoresean

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    If the dick fit you have to quit

  266. crocksox

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Elmo Lies – Fezzie Cries

  267. Turtlehead

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Elmo’s fister – so long mister.

  268. MCSRNKA

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Sesame Street caught RED HANDED

  269. ElectricDave

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Elmo gets to go to the prize closet for making Fez cry

  270. Pool Keepers Son

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Elmo/ Qoumo 2016 run on gay ticket

  271. Stiley86

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Elmo homo like romo

  272. Jerry65

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Elmo claims grass on the infield ready to play ball

  273. tfor3

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Is this what happened in Tampa Fezzie?

  274. LowKeyMike

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Elmo’s hand caught in the Nookie Jar

  275. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Mr. Noodle goes limp…. No Elmo Homo

  276. Dan From Jersey

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Elmo Shall Tell No Mo

  277. Joe

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Elmo’s open asshole

  278. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Sesame Street looking at a bowl ban

  279. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Cum On Shade!

  280. Kyle

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Clash Now Can Fuck Underage Males Freely Without Fear Of Losing Job

  281. OllieInChicago

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    PBS: Pubes to Balls to Shaft.

  282. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    First they took the rainbow away from us, now Sesame Street

  283. HoneydewWilkins

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Elmo Resign-y after entering tiny hiney

  284. frog

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Kevin Clash, Will Work for Cock

  285. crocksox

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Radio Host Betrayed By Puppet

  286. djmx21

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Sesame Street…. More like Fez-a-me Street

  287. BrianIsherwood

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Elmo collects toenails

  288. Scott_Chandwater

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Androgeny Divine

  289. BigMetsFan

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Today’s bloody anus was brought to you by the letters E-L-M-O

  290. BundyBirdz

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Elmo eyes employment opportunity at Penn State

  291. MCSRNKA

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Elmo says “You’re surprised I a kid toucher when I have a penis and balls for a face?”

  292. Mr Clash

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Hi Ron!

  293. Tossy McSalad

    November 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

    i fuck gay puppets!

  294. Joe

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Sesame Back door Street

  295. Narc Zito

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Puppeteer Enters Seminary After Semen Enters Child

  296. John in va

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Oscar is not a grouch any more

  297. Vanillathunder

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Red Puppet to star in Red Army flick against his will.

  298. namesrlame

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Sesame streets latest book release. The Monster Balls Deep in Your Ass”.

  299. obladi6703

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    big bird needs a new fuck buddy

  300. TBVickroy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Pete Townshend Doing Research On Elmo

  301. Pool Keepers Son

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    new product release flesh light ELMo

  302. MCfromKY

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Elmo, more like Homo.

  303. OLDIRTYHAWG

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    la la la la
    la la la la
    my asshole burns

  304. Joe

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Elmo once you go black you never go back

  305. Nina Williamson

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    And I always thought it would be Big Bird.

  306. sterlingblue

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    The new Elmo Biography, “All In… the Ass of a young boy.”

  307. colormekaren

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    dr.s. announce puppet therapy for children inappropriate

  308. LowKeyMike

    November 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Elmo’s hand caught in the Nooki Jar

  309. BuckThreeEighty

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Elmo just signed on to sponsor the Flesh Light.

  310. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Sock puppets stand up to cumming oppression…. NO MORE SPLOOGE! NO MORE SPLOOGE! NO MORE SPLOOGE!

  311. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Queer puppeteer diddled my rear

  312. MaxCT

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Elmo’s a Liar

  313. BJtheTrucker

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Elmo more like Fezo

  314. jerkstoresean

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Clash pulls out, Elmo’s voice drops 2 octaves

  315. itsnotjosh

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    I’m here! I’m a puppeteer! Get used to it!

  316. Calculon

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Brett Ratner was right, Sesame Street is for f-gs.

  317. MaxCT

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Davey Mac’s son gets touched.

  318. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    This is why puppets can’t marry.

  319. notjpeters

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Elmo-Queer-Sicle

  320. BJtheTrucker

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Hey Elmo how does cum taste

  321. Dan From Jersey

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Elmo Resigned, Looks into Job Playing Guitar for The Who

  322. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Elmo has 8 year old DNA on fur

  323. Pool Keepers Son

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Elmos voice goes even higher

  324. TBVickroy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Elmo Awarded Honorary Eagle Scout And Alter Boy Status

  325. lugdogg

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Trixx Bunny to Elmo “silly faggot dicks are for chicks

  326. Joe

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Elmo’s & Centaur Friends forever!

  327. C H

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Sorry Fez but it would be ok if elmo was a lez

  328. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Mitt Romney claims victory in PBS row

  329. frog

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    This wouldn’t have happened if Fez didn’t keep secrets

  330. Bstone

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    This comments are all Elmophobic.

  331. Kentucky Musket

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Queer Puppeteer steers clear

  332. Doomed4Greatness

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    This just in: The world revolves around Fez!

  333. Dan From Jersey

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Who Knew Elmo was Catholic?

  334. Drippy Granny

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    I’m Fez and I still don’t think he did it.

  335. Eric the sexless bagel

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    i am red from bootie blood

  336. Docintoxicated

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Wispy Mustaches Now Unpopular

  337. tfor3

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Elmo Queer Sickle

  338. Calculon

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Elmo is no longer red, after gay black man finally takes his hand out of his ass.

  339. George Hukas

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Does it count if he fucked him with the puppet on?

  340. ElectricDave

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    In other news, Oscar the grouch joins Ron Bennington on 3rd mic

  341. Boogie_in_VA

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Elmo Moves to San Fransisco. Sesame Street Straight Again.

  342. TBIRD

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Did you know Elmos Middle Name is D I C K !

  343. OllieInChicago

    November 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Fez Does Bunny Ears, Clash Does Boys.

  344. MinneapolisJoe

    November 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Elmo Says GO! When Clash asked “should I stay or should I go?”

  345. shittycumfart

    November 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Hide yo kids hide yo husband cuz Elmo’s raping err body out here!

  346. TemporalGrid

    November 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Fez makes felching sound so romantic

  347. JfromHuntington

    November 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    I Went To Sesame Street And All I Got Was This Gaping Asshole

  348. TBVickroy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Elmo Banned from Grinder For Being Too Gay

  349. Monster Trucker

    November 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Elmo puppeteer has 5 digits in boys rear

  350. HawkeyeMarc

    November 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Elmo Resigns after Entering Teenage Behind

  351. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Elmo pinked socked by young cock

  352. DirectorSasha

    November 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Elmo’s word of the day is: RUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!

  353. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    One, One underage Twink…. Two, Two underage Twinks…. THHHREEE, 3 Underage Twinks!

  354. mekonghaze

    November 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Here is my new friend Mr. Glass blower, he going to tech me to blow on glass pipes

  355. HoneydewWilkins

    November 20, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Elmo To Receive Twerkman’s Comp

  356. StudebakerHoch

    November 20, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Homo Elmo Says “I Go Go”

  357. JfromHuntington

    November 20, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Clash of the TightOnes

  358. Narc Zito

    November 20, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    La-la-la-la!  Butthole time!

  359. Jerry65

    November 20, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Oscar the grouch leaves garbage can, ready to tell all.

  360. justinHat

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Elmo Whatley gay? WHAAAAAAAAAT?

  361. Griz

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Elmo fired, still will co-host show 11 -3 on SiriusXM.

  362. Little Rock Dan

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Home Elmo Must Go

  363. Halfastronaut

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Elmo shits out big brown fag.

  364. jbjbjb

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Gay puppeteer flies. Gay radio host cries

  365. Drippy Granny

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Fez thinks, unless your a pedo you should die on Thanksgiving

  366. Docintoxicated

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Elmo intimately touches Latino audience

  367. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    hahaha. Let’s make Fez cry again

  368. Matt from Boston

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Tickle me Elmo, no tackle me Osi

  369. Norwalk Ralph

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Elmo claims he’s not a Mo.  Ass entry was just a way to get him talking. no wait….

  370. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Fez bleeds for the gays, from behind…

  371. TxFiremun

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Elmos and assholes

  372. BrendanQ

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Homo Elmo offsets the Nookie Monster

  373. TimS_PA

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Sesame st. Is brought to by the letter A and R for Ass Rape

  374. TomTheMechanic

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Elmo & roman pulanski  casting new muppet movie

  375. Nyokie

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Sesame street to stop hiring gays since all pedos

  376. John in va

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Elmo’s world more like fezzies world

  377. Boogie_in_VA

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Elmo Puppeteer Quits. Petraous Questioned.

  378. TemporalGrid

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Elmo to replace Anderson Cooper after bomb blast

  379. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Mr Hooper left the show with more dignity.

  380. TBVickroy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Every Time Fez Tells A Lie A Muppet Dies

  381. Scott_Chandwater

    November 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    Elmo falls for “pink sock”

  382. Monster Trucker

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Elmo puppeteer caught with 5 digits in child’s rear

  383. BJtheTrucker

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Elmo has plane tickets to Tampa on Wednesday

  384. Stiley86

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Elmo 1 Fez 0 Someone’s Jealous

  385. harlequincy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Elmo in 2016

  386. Vanillathunder

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    On anniversary of father’s death, Elmo pays $125k, continues to lock up

  387. Drippy Granny

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Fuck Tom Brady

  388. RamlerJerry

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Puppeteer Working On New Puppet Fezo

  389. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Fat Mr. Hooper rolls over in grave…. $125K???? I fuckin worked for scale, 8G’s a year!

  390. ShoyneinNC

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Today’s molestation is brought to you by the letters N and O.

  391. OllieInChicago

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Elmo found hanged on a fabulous end table!

  392. TBVickroy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Muppet Used As Rag To Clean Up Gay Sex Act Aftermath

  393. frankcapo722

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    The Day the Elmo’s World Stopped Spinning

  394. Docintoxicated

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Days before thanksgiving Elmo fired for making homemade stuffing

  395. harlequincy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Sesame Street stock now in the rears

  396. Calculon

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    E = Ever
    L= Lick
    M = Man’s
    O = Orifices

  397. Pool Keepers Son

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    The new Elmo cum bubbler by tyco

  398. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Father Elmo

  399. mgamarsh

    November 20, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Bert and Ernie relieved they weren’t outed first.

  400. TomTheMechanic

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Everytime Fez lies a little boy is touched by a puppet

  401. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Morgan Freeman wishes he’d diddled kids too!

  402. Kaijudo

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Tickle My Taint Elmo

  403. BundyBirdz

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Elmo in Thailand The Movie scrapped…

  404. queenelisabeth

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Clash claims it all started with a hose in the ass

  405. sterlingblue

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    The best part was hearing Fez explain the term Feltching….

    • TBVickroy

      November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

      @sterlingblue
       haha, did someone say Feltchmo? Missed it.

  406. frogger420

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Pink sock me elmo,you homo

  407. Ziggy Stardust

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Kevin Clash Should Have Paid More Cash !!!

  408. yourself

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Elmo Puppeteer To Resume Former Position As Boy Scout Leader.

  409. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Fez has new favorite character in Times Square

  410. budsmonster

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    The McElmo a 40 year old piece of meat between 2 15 year old buns

  411. Vanillathunder

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Muppet Puppet has a sore Tuffet

  412. TimS_PA

    November 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Elmo supports Fez with hand up radio host ass

  413. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Figger?

  414. TemporalGrid

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Elmo buys RonnieB Christmas gift he will not speak of

  415. harlequincy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Red rose knees!,  Red rose knees!

  416. Gil

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Elmo not guilty he was with fez

  417. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Naggot?

  418. JfromHuntington

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Fez Is Race Baiting

  419. JamesfromPhilly

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Clash Kiddie Rocker

  420. BrendanQ

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Wipe your chin elmo

  421. mpdiddy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Fistfull of dollars…125,000 dollars worth of elmo ass.
    mpdiddy

  422. Drippy Granny

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Gay Nigger Pedo

    • sterlingblue

      November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

      @Drippy Granny
       Anthony? Is that you?

  423. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Nelmo?

  424. crocksox

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Boy Gets Raped, Elmo Gets Fired, Fez Gets Misty

  425. JamesfromPhilly

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Clash Kiddie Rocker!!!

  426. Bammbamm

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Elmo likes it in the can more than Oscar.

  427. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Bluppett?

  428. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    God damn it Kevin I almost had naggot

    • KevinFromConn

      November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

      @Helloimtimmy hahaha

  429. Pool Keepers Son

    November 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Elmo smokes pole

  430. justinHat

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Negro Elmo is a Homo

  431. Boneclops

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    This episode is brought to you by “the big A”

  432. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Fezzie the Grouch

  433. Docintoxicated

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    black puppeteer to become hand puppet in prison

  434. JfromHuntington

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Elmo Eats Lettuce Wraps

  435. Eric the sexless bagel

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    elmo now has no show

  436. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Nuppet?

  437. Gil

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Elmo Not guilty He was with His girlfriend In Niagara Falls

  438. sterlingblue

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Forbidden Love Elmo….

  439. MikeZoltek

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    elmos resignation is brought to you by the letters N, F, and P

  440. Monster Trucker

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    God hates puppets

  441. Jerry65

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Elmo viiolates no sodomy on sesame street policy

  442. Matt from Boston

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Where is Sesame Street? San Francisco?

  443. DeeDef

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    fake gay radio host to take over for elmo

  444. RamlerJerry

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Puppeteer Working On New Straight Puppet Fezo

  445. ECWZOMBIE

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Elmo licking rims,Otto and George named the interims

  446. Fez is gay

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Fez stands for kid fucker. That’s all I have

  447. Vanillathunder

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Elmo vows : “I’m free, just like this umbrella I got!”

  448. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    I always imagined ChrisTanley as a muppet centaur.

  449. mpdiddy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Tickle Me Homo

  450. Drippy Granny

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    What’s more offensive Fag, Nigger, or Pedophile?

  451. Turtlehead

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Sesame Street says “he was always late anyway”

  452. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    What’s black and read and shit all over? Elmo’s dick

  453. OLDIRTYHAWG

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    THE SESAME STREET SHOCKER
    1 IN THE STINK
    2 IN THE RED PUPPET

  454. Jock Coustoe

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Elmo is actually aa Mexican gangster, he is El Moe (The Moe). Get it

  455. Calculon

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    ELMO in Spanish means “The Mo”

  456. Bronzebomber

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Lifeless puppet has more gay sex than fez

  457. Fez is gay

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Blueberrys.

  458. Matt from Boston

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Elmo got fired for being locked up. In a toddler’s ass

  459. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    there are 1,000,000 posts on this thread

  460. Thewalleyegod

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Elmo admits he is a pedo.
    Says he is not gay. That is the worst thing you can say about a man.
    Thewalleyegod

  461. TrousersnakeandLarry

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    We Finally Know What The Other Hand Was Doing

  462. Helloimtimmy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Kevin Clash loves young ass

  463. ECWZOMBIE

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Elmo licking rims….Otto and George named the interims

  464. ShoyneinNC

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Oscar the Grouch says Elmo tried to get in his can for years.

  465. sterlingblue

    November 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Fez – Are any of these more offensive than an adult sexually molesting a minor?

  466. Docintoxicated

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Nice fez win sign the puppet with his butt!!!!!

  467. JfromHuntington

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Elmo Lost His Virginity Before Whatley

  468. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Elmo’s goldfish drowns in fishbowl full of underage cum

  469. TBVickroy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    I don’t want Fezzie touching my prize, damnit!

  470. BuckThreeEighty

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    I use to play a homo on the radio.

  471. harlequincy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Puppet hand rocks the cradle

  472. Mitch M2012

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Coming soon to Out Q Radio, the Elmo and Fez Show…. Killing Cats and Locking Up for Queers everywhere

  473. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    he’s red to hide the blood on his dick

  474. crocksox

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Radio Host Feels Betrayed
    In other news: Boy Raped and Puppeteer’s Life Ruined

  475. C H

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    If your a puppet and gay silence will cost more than 125k

  476. OllieInChicago

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Elmo loves boys, hates Jews.

  477. CigarsAndscotch1

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Elmo losses virginity before Fez

  478. BJtheTrucker

    November 20, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Elmo likes lettuce wraps

  479. sumwhatdim

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Kid gets pink sock, elmo gets pink slip

  480. Rollin24

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Elmo not just gay, he’s black too!

    • sterlingblue

      November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

      @Rollin24
       I blame Obama.

  481. Calculon

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Steve O moves in with Elmo.

  482. Vanillathunder

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    OutQ welcomes Elmo because he’s young and cute

  483. bdoubleo

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Young Boy’s Ass Raped Along With My Childhood….

  484. mpdiddy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Cause of Elmo’s bulging eyes discovered, giant black fist in ass!

  485. ElectricDave

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Elmo gay, gay radio host race baiter

  486. Fez is gay

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Blueberrys and fez stand along fruit.

  487. Rollin24

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    What’s long and black?  The puppeteer line

  488. BuckThreeEighty

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Elmo claims only 4 minutes of actual touching.

  489. kokomofan1

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Crazed Redhead forced to change lyric to “Forget Tom Brady”

  490. Scott_Chandwater

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    elmo no more than a meat sock

  491. Christopher Brooklyn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Elmo the other Dark meat

  492. Pool Keepers Son

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Elmo gets job on out Q

  493. George Hukas

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Elmo Army Nigga

  494. CoreyVowels

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Elmo found straight. Fez resignes as lawyer.

  495. TemporalGrid

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Hetero pedo = man bites dog

  496. Eric the sexless bagel

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    LBGT for ELMO, and other naughty letters

  497. Mitch M2012

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Who knew opies Brother Elmo was a fag?

  498. Calculon

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Elmo now limp

  499. KevinFromConn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Elmo is red to hide the blood on his muppett dick

  500. james_in_RI

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Elmo resigns; true whereabouts of his cat still unknown.

  501. Mitch M2012

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Romney should have attacked Elmo not Big Bird

  502. KeithFromPhilly

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Red sock gives 16 year old boy pink sock

  503. TomTheMechanic

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Hottest Elmo toys this season, Big like me elmo puzzle & 25 inch plush elmo for the size queen on your list

  504. bdoubleo

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Elmo Locks Up……

  505. ElectricDave

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    DVD pops Fezzy’s cherry

  506. chughesradio

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Broadway Announces: Elmo’s Butt Sex-in-me Street…. On ice

  507. lugdogg

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Breaking news: black puppeteer rather be black than a faggot

  508. Vanillathunder

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Elmo’s Puppeteer sent to “Niagara falls to live with aunt”

  509. BJtheTrucker

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Fez is getting an Elmo tattoo

  510. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    We can’t use that word Fezzy because we now have a stupid moderation message…

  511. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    A disgusted Mr Noodle threw his red dildo in the trash.

  512. Mitch M2012

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Only Fags Resign… Elmo a lost soul

  513. jare215th

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    fuck daddy hunt, pbs.org is where i scored!!

  514. kevinhaskins

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    “Fez says being gay makes you black”

  515. Fez is gay

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    If the email don’t fit. You must stand alone with elmo

  516. C H

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    boy gets raped by children’s toy

  517. heetz

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    What’s Red, Black and bangs your son?

  518. Gil

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Elmo and fez to star in broke back mountain 2 attack on romper room

  519. Mitch M2012

    November 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Elmo and Fez, twin brothers from different mothers

  520. Rice

    November 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Fag puppet caught with cummy fur

  521. jerkstoresean

    November 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Original Elmo smells worse than Times Square Elmo

  522. Scott_Chandwater

    November 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    elmo smell mo’ homo

  523. Mcgav

    November 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Turns out black berry is the stand alone fruit

  524. JohnnyWest

    November 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Tell Fez to quit acting like a little puppet

  525. Fez is gay

    November 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Can you tell me how to get this dick out of my ass

  526. Patiomo

    November 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Elmo to work at little tikes

  527. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Homo Elmo no mo on show.

  528. justinHat

    November 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Elmo fired for locking up on radio show

  529. J Bradley

    November 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Fez butt hurt by abuse of “other” f-bomb. Children butt hurt by abuse of puppet.

  530. JoshuaLotto

    November 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Tickle Me Butthole!!

  531. siegfried77

    November 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    elmo puppeteer excitedly awaits sentencing.

  532. SeanRChow

    November 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Clash’s position behind Boy costs him position behind Toy.

  533. ShoyneinNC

    November 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Elmo promises to make this up to America’s youth, one sleep over at a time.

  534. deliciousv

    November 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Elmo to star in Seseme street production of The Faggot of the Opera

  535. Pool Keepers Son

    November 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Gay radio host jailed for using postal. Service to mail fecal matter

  536. Scott_Chandwater

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    only one thing worse than a fag puppet, and thats a GAY fag puppet!?

  537. bdoubleo

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Cum Matted Red Puppet Thrown In Trash

  538. lugdogg

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    What does Elmo and acne have in common? They both like cumming little boys faces

  539. meddoc21

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    This rich homo can get laid by a twink… why can’t the rich homo Fez?

  540. mpdiddy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    puppet faggot of the opera

  541. Calculon

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Elmo forced to shower with hose in his driveway on Sesame Street.

  542. ArchStanton66

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Elmo is just anothe wind instrument in the Symphony Orchestra
    Arch

  543. heetz

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Children’s entertainer enjoys fresh balloon knot

  544. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Elmo uses red felt trojans? Who knew?

  545. TemporalGrid

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Better send that DVD to HAZMAT Liz

  546. Storm22

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    As israel bombed fag jokes rise

  547. KeithFromPhilly

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Elmo quits Sesame Street to start prostitution ring in Thailand

  548. Fezzy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Gonzo quoted as saying, “What’s the big deal? I’ve been nosing kids for years.

  549. Drippy Granny

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    I’m Fez and Michael Jackson didn’t fuck any child! They made love

  550. joepops

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    First twinkie goes under, now this!

  551. Logical thoughts

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Faggot fucks boy… Like they do.

  552. Jdogg77

    November 20, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Elmo shit hand

  553. Vanillathunder

    November 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Gag Order: Elmo demands silence, swallows his pride

  554. bdoubleo

    November 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Milk Not The Only White Substance Guzzled On Sesame Street Set….

  555. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Comeback tour for the penis puppeteers.

  556. beerbuzzard

    November 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Ron must still be Fucking Liz!

  557. Scott_Chandwater

    November 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    all fags names end in “O”?

  558. notjpeters

    November 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Gay pedo puppeteer loses Sesame Street gig…keeps radio job.

  559. Rosetta Stoned

    November 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    “Elmo” deep in boy ass.

  560. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Red felt tea, red felt tea, red felt tea, red felt tea.

  561. J Bradley

    November 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Children’s Television Twerkshop

  562. Pepper Dicks

    November 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Fez the fag defends Elmo the kid toucher

  563. bdoubleo

    November 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    NO MISTER NOODLE!  THAT’S NOT YOUR PENIS!!!!

  564. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Elmo likes them young & tender…

  565. George Hukas

    November 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Elmo can fit like 5 cocks in his mouth

  566. jzadski

    November 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Just in time for Black Friday, Diddle Me Elmo

  567. Aria Taint

    November 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Elmo’s mouth made pregnant by twink dick.

  568. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Elmo busted for finger tainting.

  569. bdoubleo

    November 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Nigger Nigger Nigger <—–Fez made me do it….

    • beerbuzzard

      November 20, 2012 at 12:33 pm

      @bdoubleo You forgot Faggot Faggot Faggot

  570. heetz

    November 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Lizsetsfire to received stinky DVD

    • heetz

      November 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

      iBang crowd sends sympathy, chuckles.

  571. ElloGovna

    November 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Gay Elmo? Oh HELL no!

  572. ElloGovna

    November 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Gay Elmo? Oh HELL no!

  573. MrbadexampleTom

    November 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    puppeteers playing thing turns out to be a real boy. hilarity ensues.

  574. TemporalGrid

    November 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    No asswipe prizes! Its a Christmas miracle!

  575. BrendanQ

    November 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Hoe Moe Noe Moe

  576. duffnstuff

    November 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Elmo’s favorite food is creamed shrimp

  577. OP4

    November 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Sesame Street announces new character – The Cock Monster.

  578. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    la-la-la-la, la la la la, tight young ass.  
    la-la-la-la, la la la la, tight young ass.

  579. Aria Taint

    November 20, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Elmo gets fucked by Drake.

  580. Jon

    November 20, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Elmo quits sesame street and signs with NAMBLA

  581. JohnnyWest

    November 20, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Today’s show is sponsored by the letters F, A and G

  582. MrbadexampleTom

    November 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    elmo, he won’t go!!! wait…what….nevermind.

  583. BrendanQ

    November 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    HOMO Elmo lies about being hooked on boy crack

  584. BundyBirdz

    November 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    Elmo loses Twinkies endorsement

  585. harlequincy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    Aqua-Elmo

  586. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    Sodomy street scandal.

  587. John in va

    November 20, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Elmos world more like sanduskeys world

  588. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    November 20, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    When paul-o comes back into town will Fezzie lose his gig and $125K

  589. joebuckyourself

    November 20, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Hush Money from Elmo Dummy Can”t Quiet Young Honey. The Street Reacts; Gives Clash the Axe.

  590. TxFiremun

    November 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Elmos and Assholes

  591. Andolina Photogrpahy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Introducing the NEW gay mexican puppet El Mo!

  592. meddoc21

    November 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Elmo gets twink… Fez gets PaulO’s old man ass… where is the justice

  593. cal5000

    November 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Second Underage Cock Knocks Elmo Out

  594. Pompano

    November 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Elmo No Mo

  595. FLYINGACEHOLE

    November 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    HOT New Christmas toy, Tickle me Ball Sack

  596. OpheliaPandergass

    November 20, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    Sesame Street? More like Sodomy Street.

  597. Pompano

    November 20, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    Elmo Red Sock Puppet

  598. CW from Scranton

    November 20, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    What’s black and red and jizzed all over?

  599. BrendanQ

    November 20, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    ELMO’s new prolapsed puppet

  600. FredLee

    November 20, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Elmo Character to be revamped with the new name…..Groper

  601. Andolina Photogrpahy

    November 20, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    “show me on the man where the puppet touched you”

  602. TC_ibang

    November 20, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Bert and Ernie breathe sigh of relief.

  603. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 20, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Fez is the fun police.

    • celtringham

      November 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm

      @Ray in Pittsburgh Yeah he adds no value to show whatsoever.

  604. meddoc21

    November 20, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    This song is making me sport wood

  605. KingstonPete

    November 20, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    “First rule of Gay Underage Puppet Club, don’t talk about Gay Underage Puppet Club.”

  606. Pompano

    November 20, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Tickle me testicles

  607. Jaws

    November 20, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    Puppeteer Behaves as Expected

  608. FLYINGACEHOLE

    November 20, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Why is there red puppet fur around my pants puppet

  609. Fin

    November 20, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Hey Look! A Red Oreo!

  610. Mikfin

    November 20, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    His Fist Will Be Missed.

  611. FLYINGACEHOLE

    November 20, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Fez, do you remember Fezzies pants puppet. Oh my god Elmo is Fez in black face. Not PC Fez you sick bastard

  612. BrendanQ

    November 20, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    Tickle My Young Load

  613. Fin

    November 20, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    I didn’t know Ving Rhames, Elmo and Sisco had a 3-way.

  614. BrendanQ

    November 20, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    ELMO LIke Hairless Hiney Holes

  615. Mraboutit

    November 20, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Beloved puppeteer of Clifford the Catfish fills children’s asses with his sperm

  616. meddoc21

    November 20, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Sliding the book through the butt cheeks is the most gay act FEZ has done to date

  617. FredLee

    November 20, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Elmo Resigns….In other news…..Radio Show Host Seeks InternShip at Sesame Street

  618. MrWeinerintheBuns

    November 20, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    New job for Elmo puppeteer stick hand up fezzys ass and make him talk.

  619. Bluerage2

    November 20, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Puppeteer gets other hand dirty!

  620. BrendanQ

    November 20, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    When it says FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT on the label label label
    there is young boy young boy young boy
    under the table table table

  621. BrendanQ

    November 20, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    When it says ELMO ELMO ELMO
    on the puppet puppet puppet
    there is young boy young boy young boy
    under the table table table

  622. Pool Keepers Son

    November 20, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    Xmsirius announces Elmo & Friends on OutQ

  623. Dj Paul Nyce

    November 20, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Hot new xmas toy
    Prick-in-me Elmo
    From DJ paul nice. New Jersey

  624. Binary Daoist

    November 20, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    “What happened in Tampa Elmo?”

  625. Bammbamm

    November 20, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Puppeteer to sign movie deal, lead role in “fist full of doll hairs”

  626. JeremyDorko

    November 20, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Ass, gas, or grass, even Elmo can’t ride for free

  627. explorer1990

    November 20, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Elmo a homo? Does No-No in boy’s hole.

  628. JeremyDorko

    November 20, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    Ass, gas, or grass. Even Elmo doesn’t ride for free.

  629. West Belmar Posse

    November 20, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    TICKLE ME NO-MO

  630. Basket_full_of_lotion

    November 20, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Point to where on the doll he touched you.

  631. EdFromjersey

    November 20, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    La La La La Elmo’s Gone!

  632. plastic thoughts

    November 20, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Brought to you by The Children’s Television Fuckshop.

  633. Kelly52788

    November 20, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    Elmo caught red..ehh brown handed.

  634. bmqq316

    November 20, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    Elmo Needs a New Hand Up His Ass

  635. West Belmar Posse

    November 20, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    TAINT ELMO’S FIRED

    • BrendanQ

      November 20, 2012 at 1:22 pm

      @West Belmar Posse ha ha ha

  636. bmqq316

    November 20, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Elmosexual No More

  637. EricDillon

    November 20, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    Snuffy destroys set in jealous rage! More at 11.

  638. bmqq316

    November 20, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    Swimsuit Area Elmo Canceled…Replaced With Shame & Regret

  639. Bluerage2

    November 20, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Stinky handed puppeteer resigns, keeps puppet!

  640. the jerm

    November 20, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Liz sets fire . . . On a flamer

  641. joey baggo donuts

    November 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    No puppet, er… glove … no love.

  642. edrooney

    November 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Elmolester.

  643. joey baggo donuts

    November 20, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    the hand that rocked the cradle squeezed his soup into that man’s ladle, is fired

  644. edrooney

    November 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    Elmo out of rhyme job for rim job.

  645. EricDillon

    November 20, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    A second teenager. Man, Elmo is Insatiable.

  646. Fez is gay

    November 20, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Uncle Elmo.

  647. Basket_full_of_lotion

    November 20, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Saint Elmo is Fired.

  648. DaveBottari

    November 20, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Elmo…. More like Fagmo. (See what I did there)

  649. DK81

    November 20, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Elmo’s not the only one with Clash’s arm up his pooper!!

  650. DaveBottari

    November 20, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Elmo diagnosed with a pedophile growing out of his ass… has it removed immediately

  651. ecupirate

    November 20, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    Newest Hot toy for christmas: Elmo Tickled then touched me

  652. Lionel Hutz Esq

    November 20, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    mo’ money ‘mo problems

  653. celtringham

    November 20, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Elmo came and went!

  654. Bag of Toe Nails

    November 20, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Elmo loves you(ng boys)

  655. Bag of Toe Nails

    November 20, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    Is that your hand up my arse or are you just pleased to see me?

  656. Bag of Toe Nails

    November 20, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Puppeteer gets queer in underage rear

  657. greyzane1

    November 20, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    Elmo’s last statement: E is for Erections

  658. Pompano

    November 20, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    Elmo sez,”More on tha balls! He he he..!”

  659. The RandF Workhorse

    November 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    Today’s show was brought to you by the letters G-I-Z and the number 69.

  660. RonsCigar

    November 20, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Elmo leaves Sesame Street and turns onto Sandusky Street.

  661. The RandF Workhorse

    November 20, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    Elmo says swallow to twink homo, is now a pedo, oh no!.

  662. The RandF Workhorse

    November 20, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Clash’s pedophilia costs him cash…. now faces backlash.

  663. Sackman

    November 20, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    Dude, so gay…

  664. galactictraveler

    November 20, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    Elmo puppeteer resigns to become celebrity chef, specializing in tossed salads !

  665. Pockitos Gigantes

    November 20, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    Puppeteer removes puppet from fist and replaces with twink.

  666. Kevin in SC

    November 20, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    Elmo resigns.  Moves in with Uncle Paul

  667. Smoke This

    November 20, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    I thought the right ear was the GAY ear.

  668. Shaggyballz74

    November 20, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    Elmo resigns for being a Mo

  669. Shaggyballz74

    November 20, 2012 at 5:53 pm

    Hey, Reading Rainbows Lavar Burton you’re next

  670. Mitch M2012

    November 20, 2012 at 6:17 pm

    Todd “elmo” Hillard : a faggot amongst puppets
     
    faggot of the opera

  671. Mitch M2012

    November 20, 2012 at 6:17 pm

    Elmo gets more ass than Fez

  672. TimothyMTaylor

    November 20, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Elmo’s puppeteer is dumped
    because of a rump he pumped.

  673. Fart Monster

    November 20, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    El ‘mo

  674. Fart Monster

    November 20, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    El ‘mo!

  675. Fart Monster

    November 20, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    El ‘mo?

  676. Greatly Fatigued

    November 20, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    Black Fez Resigns After Sucking “Legal” ‘Rican Dick

  677. mistawag

    November 20, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    You sir have ruined it for the next guy who wants to cram his hand up a googly eyed puppets ass. That profession no longer has any dignity.  I hope you can sleep well at night.

  678. HammondEggar

    November 20, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    “Elmo let go for being ‘El Moe'”

  679. seamus98

    November 20, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    Elmo is a no go

  680. thejerseyjon

    November 20, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    Can you tell me how to get, how to get to be a pedophile (sung to the Sesame Street tune)

  681. thejerseyjon

    November 20, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    Puppeteer more like puppe-queer

  682. Roadrash Hicks

    November 21, 2012 at 6:18 am

    Fez is Angry

  683. galactictraveler

    November 21, 2012 at 6:43 am

    Second victim fingers Elmo puppeteer in new allegations !

  684. Aria Taint

    November 21, 2012 at 11:28 am

    Forsale: One crusty cum filled puppet.

  685. pokerface1947

    November 21, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    Elmo moves to Avenue Q

  686. Johnny Dickshot

    November 26, 2012 at 5:48 am

    Elmo’s Glue Banned From Sesame Construction Hour

  687. sumwhatdim

    April 12, 2013 at 11:21 am

    Fists of furry

  688. sumwhatdim

    April 12, 2013 at 11:23 am

    Pillow biting pupetteer makes kids smile from ear to rear

  689. Slappy

    April 12, 2013 at 11:27 am

    God hates rags

  690. Trucker mark

    April 12, 2013 at 11:28 am

    ELMO QUEERSICKLE !!!

  691. TemporalGrid

    April 12, 2013 at 11:28 am

    Elmo’s “just horsing around in the shower” video cancelled

  692. TemporalGrid

    April 12, 2013 at 11:30 am

    Elmo moves to country without extradition treaty…..Hollywood expresses support

  693. EdFromjersey

    November 27, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    Elmo Heave Ho! Brought to you by the letter P for Pedophile

  694. EdFromjersey

    November 27, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    And they said Elmo was the Monster

  695. EdFromjersey

    November 27, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    Elmo trades fame and fortune for robe and bowl of soup