Better Headlines: Dr. Murray Convicted


The Daily News:  Justice Is Served

The New York Post:  Quacko!  Jacko’s killer doc guilty

Those headlines are okay, but is that the best they could do!?   Dr. Conrad Murray has been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson.  He faces up to 4 years in prison.   Those headlines are good, but they could be better.

Here are our Better Headlines:

  • I’m Looking at the Manslaughter in the Mirror
  • Wacko Jacko’s Quacko  Shackled
  • I Want You Back…Behind Bars
  • PYT…Prison Yard Time
  • Michael Jackson’s Doctor Guilty, Latoya Wants Back on Celebrity Apprentice
  • I’ll Be There…November 29 for Sentencing.

Send us Your Better Headlines in the Comment Section Below

327 Comments

  1. Smokehouse

    November 8, 2011 at 11:23 am

    A-B-C, it’s easy as “don’t rape me”

  2. Sean

    November 8, 2011 at 11:24 am

    Kid toucher Doctor better not drop the soap.

  3. Pigford Stuyvesant

    November 8, 2011 at 11:25 am

    Propo-fool

  4. Husky Stache

    November 8, 2011 at 11:26 am

    And I’m Propo, Propofolling! -Tom Petty

  5. mistawag

    November 8, 2011 at 11:26 am

    doc goes whacko kills jacko with prescription smacko

    • Lonestar

      November 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

      Shocko Docko to be Locko for Jacko.

  6. theHatchman

    November 8, 2011 at 11:27 am

    Doc does time, for black on white crime

  7. Carla Fincher

    November 8, 2011 at 11:27 am

    A black doctor killed a white woman!

  8. Guest

    November 8, 2011 at 11:27 am

    Billy Jean is not my killer

  9. Lymandavis

    November 8, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Conrad Murray is not my doctor, he’s just a guy pumped me all full of drugs.

  10. Pigford Stuyvesant

    November 8, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Vitili-go directly to jail.

  11. Blanco Nino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:28 am

    thriller killer

  12. Jelhead

    November 8, 2011 at 11:28 am

    NO SMOOTH CRIMINAL

  13. Kyle

    November 8, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Kill-er Night

  14. moloko

    November 8, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Black doctor convicted in death of beloved child molesting lunatic.

  15. Amm Penn

    November 8, 2011 at 11:28 am

    What’s up, Doc? Your cellmate’s dick….in yo ass!

  16. Carla Fincher

    November 8, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Thriller killer?

  17. jmb

    November 8, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Betetr headline: Hacky Radio Bit Leaned on Once Again!

    • Bob

      November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

      no one care about you or your life 🙂

  18. Sam

    November 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Jury moon walks on doc’s face

  19. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Joe Paterno’s New Dr

  20. Ollie

    November 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Jury ‘hard on’ molester’s doctor. Says Propofol is Dangerous.

  21. Slizzap

    November 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Doctor couldnt “Beat it” on murder rap

  22. Queen Elisabeth

    November 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Do you remember a time when you killed Jacko?

  23. gakk

    November 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

    “BEN”d over

  24. TFor3

    November 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Jury Finds Dr. Guilty: Fez what happened in Tampa?

  25. Harry Scrotum

    November 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Quacko makes wacko Jacko take dirt nappo

  26. Blanco Nino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

    I Just Can’t Stop Killing You

  27. Illb

    November 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Blacko Quacko Wacks Jacko.

  28. Kyle

    November 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

    The Way You Make Me Kill

  29. gakk

    November 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Conrad Murray found guilty… also has cancer

  30. merick

    November 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Just Bleed It!

  31. parcelboy

    November 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Dr. Murray, Smooth Criminal

  32. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Wacko kills Jacko, now passed for tobacco!

  33. Blanco Nino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Blood on the Prison Shower Room Floor

  34. Brian Kenyon

    November 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Doc is a Smooth Criminal (Alien Antfarm version)

  35. bobsnin

    November 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

    ABC, easy as a death IV

  36. mistawag

    November 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

    black guy kills white woman.

  37. Pizan67

    November 8, 2011 at 11:31 am

    Thriller killer!

  38. Blanco Nino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:31 am

    Say Say Say It Ain’t So, Doc!

  39. Bmqq316

    November 8, 2011 at 11:31 am

    Not so Smooth Criminal.

  40. James Moore

    November 8, 2011 at 11:31 am

    Black and White Prison Stripes

  41. Spongesteve

    November 8, 2011 at 11:31 am

    It’s ashame he didn’t rape a kid… he may have gotten away with it for a few more years.

  42. Mwolfe2009

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Murray bound to get serviced like little boy at wonderland.

  43. Blanco Nino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    I’m Looking at the Murderer in the Mirror

  44. Kevin Smith

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Dont stop till he’s had enough

  45. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    The way you make me feel….. Stoned then dead

  46. Nathan B Watkins

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Aids finally claims MJ – wait, who died?

  47. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    dr murray… not a smooth criminal

  48. Lymandavis

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Don’t blame Conrad Murray, he just did it to a black turned white.

  49. KrazzyTuch Maestro

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    how about if he was found not guilty… moonwalking on manslughter

  50. Jennifer

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Do you remember the time when we weren’t in prison?

  51. Big Marty

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    A B C U IN JAIL

  52. Bjinsky

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    OJ back in jail!

  53. Johnnyeverlove

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Conrad Murray Guilty: Apparently it DOES matter if you’re black or white.

  54. Gil

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Ben

  55. Brian Kenyon

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Black or White…stripes on Docs new duds.

  56. Pigford Stuyvesant

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    From IV to D.O.C.

  57. Queen Elisabeth

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Murray convicted yells “Cookie Cookie’ as verdict is read

  58. Woodr84

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    I’m dead, I’m dead… You did it.

  59. Pahles

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    “I’m Bad” says Jacko Quacko

  60. Mr. BRONCO

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    IF THE PROPOFOL FITS U MUST CONVICT

  61. Sunofsam@hotmail.com

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    The “Perpwalk”

  62. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

    propofal gives me butterflies

  63. James Moore

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Let’s Dance, Let’s Shout… From The Prison Rape

  64. Dan C

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    This REALLY is It…

  65. Kyle

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    With a Singer’s Stopped Heart

  66. GUEST

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Jacko’s Dr. heres “I Just Can’t Stop Loving You” from his cellmate

  67. Louis

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Jury to Murray: BEAT IT

  68. Nelson in Idaho

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Black Quack Sacks Jack

  69. gakk

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Blood on the Shower Floor

  70. Brooklyn Steve

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Not so smooth criminal

  71. Tlish

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    “You Are Not Alone” in the shower Doc

  72. Greg Morrison

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Perpwalk

  73. Patszzz0915

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Billy Jean is now his lover

  74. E_f

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    I’m looking at the man in the mirror,and he’s fucking me in the ass.

  75. Glynyrd

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    In courtroom Thriller, Dr. Murray can’t Beat It

  76. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    The Thriller Killer

  77. Xtralrg50

    November 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Doctor Murray … More like don’t get raped

  78. MARISSA

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    I started this PROPOFOL shit and this the mutha funkin thanks i get

  79. Craigeholzschuh

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Conrad Birdie of Alcatraz

  80. mistawag

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    doc gets even for missing glove.

  81. Harry Scrotum

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Conrad is now one Rad Con

  82. VirusCanada

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Pedo Popstar’s killer convicted

  83. Michael Simme

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Dr. For a molestor, prepares to get molested

  84. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    I’m going to the rock with you

  85. Blanco Nino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Can’t Let Him Get Away … with MURDER!

  86. STLBlake

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Jacko’s Wacko Qacko better watch his Backo (by that I mean Butthole)

  87. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Oh Baby give me one more chance… to give me cpr

  88. Blanco Nino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Why You Wanna IV Drip On Me?

  89. Sleaze

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Vitiligo-ing to jail

  90. Michael Spano

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Kid Toucher never touched himself, Murray did it !!

  91. Brian Kenyon

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    ABC…it’s as easy as 1-4 years

  92. Greg Morrison

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    The Way You Make Me Feel Nothing

  93. Ben Blackford

    November 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Jacko’s doc is bad, he’s bad, you know it, come on

  94. Mikey DiLalo

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Dick Doctor Defendant Declared Death Drug Dealer!

    Also, Cookie?

  95. Blanco Nino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Remember the Time You Killed the King of Pop?

  96. Slizzap

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Conrad convicted, Future Cellmate says “Your butt is mine”

  97. Ptcraddock

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    The meddy killed the peddy

  98. Woodr84

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    I saw Conrad killing Santa Clause

  99. Zbrazis

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    He’s a Killin Killin Killin….Killin machine!

  100. Carla Fincher

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Ben- The two of loved propofol …

  101. bobsnin

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Never-Never Man’ed Ranch

  102. Ericgoce

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Hero pedi file killer sentenced to Jail for helping society.

  103. Greg Morrison

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Wanna Be Startin’ A Prison Sentence

  104. Llama

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Thriller Killer

  105. Adam from IL

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Jacko wacko cocko shito fucko

  106. parcelboy

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    ‘The girl is mine’ Sung by Dr. Murray’s cellmate.

  107. Harry Scrotum

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    One bad physician dont spoil the whole bunch of docs

  108. KeithL

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Jacko On His Backo; Murphy Not So Smooth Criminal

    • KeithL

      November 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

      Murray… damn it

  109. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Doc rocks the cock in lockup

  110. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Conrad………..’s face in DA BEDPAD!

  111. Sween25

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Ben-D Over!

  112. Honeydew Wilkins

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Dr. Conrad Murray Soon to Be Blowing Bubbles

  113. Mmendelow

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Conrad-io killed the video star

  114. Kevin Smith

    November 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

    “Get on the Floor” and stay there….

  115. Ak777

    November 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Inmates to enter doc’s neverland

  116. Carla Fincher

    November 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

    I’ll be dead..Ill be dead… just ask conrad mur-phy… while Ill be dead

  117. Guest

    November 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Dr. tells cellmate “Don’t Stop ’til You Get Enough”

  118. Halfastronaut

    November 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Murray’s looking at the man in his rear-or

  119. shinemonkey

    November 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Black On Black Crimes Effects the 1%ers Too

  120. Daigimor1

    November 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Chalky’s docy takes perp walkie.

  121. Jerseryshore Kev

    November 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Murray found guilty, Laytoya “Off the Wall” about decision

  122. Snuggle Bear

    November 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Whacko Jacko killedo by whacko blacko quack-o with propofal-o because-o he couldn’t sleep-o so black-o quacko-o gave lethal dose-o in order-o to help-o sleep-o, not going to jail-o where he will take black-o cock-o in the asshole-o

  123. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Wanna be startin’ 5 to 10

  124. madvibes

    November 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Want to be starting sentencing

  125. mistawag

    November 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

    bill murray convicted! jury couldnt forgive “the sweet spot” series.

  126. Gil

    November 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Im looking at my cellmate in the mirror

  127. Mine

    November 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Dr. Murray would have been free if Pepsi would have finished the job

  128. Fabez

    November 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    “Heal the World…Murray is a Better Place”

  129. Jimrad1976

    November 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Joe Jackson was ready to beat it out of him

  130. Reelinsider

    November 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Doc gets reservation in Neverland

  131. Rfrost

    November 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Dark-skinned Doctor Deals Death Dose to Deranged Baby-Dangler

  132. Gyorick

    November 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Billy where’s my jeans!?!?!

  133. Jelhead

    November 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Dr Murray, at least he wasn’t beating his gay teen.

  134. Blanco Nino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Conrad Murray or Conrad Bain? Who ruined more black 70s child entertainers’ lives?

  135. Merkin Muffley

    November 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

    say say say, “guilty!”

  136. Hatespeechradio

    November 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Do You Remember The Time… When Dr. Murray Wasn’t In Jail

  137. SPANOMAN

    November 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Murray- No OJ

  138. CRAIGMORR

    November 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    doo doo pee pee

  139. LizSetsFire

    November 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Doc finds cure for kid touching!

  140. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    It doesn’t matter if you’re rich or a doc, you both get jailed.

  141. Dave Williams

    November 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    P.Y.T prison name for Dr Conrad!

  142. LaurenVixen

    November 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    He;s been killed by…a SMOOTH CRIMINAL

  143. Halfastronaut

    November 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Mama say mama saw momockason
    Mama say mama saw momockason

  144. Reelinsider

    November 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Murray’s last words “You try to give drugs to a guy with no nose”

  145. Jerseryshore Kev

    November 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Murray Guilty…Dumbledorf also kills Snake.

  146. Showerbench

    November 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Ebony and IV

  147. Joey Pankiw

    November 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Jury puts Blanket on trail! Convicts Doc!

  148. thiazzi

    November 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Doc’s Conviction Makes Him Want To Scream

  149. Grayontheday

    November 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

    whos that man in the mirror behind me in my cell

  150. Ericgoce

    November 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Doctor jailed. Bubbles releived.

  151. Fabez

    November 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Dead Man Moonwalking

  152. parcelboy

    November 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

    ‘Do you remember the time’……..when I was alive…..

  153. Jay Chetta

    November 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Doc Murray: Who’s Bad? My Bad.

  154. Sgavjr

    November 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Murray to be superstar in jail for killing pedophile.

  155. Bmqq316

    November 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Murray convicted of manslaughter…is Tito next?

  156. Pigford Stuyvesant

    November 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

    From Propofol to Hot Beef Injections

  157. Carla Fincher

    November 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

    The propofol Is Mine

  158. Jameyny692

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    (Slam!) The Prision Cell Door

  159. Merkin Muffley

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Heaven can wait, but prison can’t.

  160. Spider

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    I have absolutely nothing to contribute…

  161. Aliskar48

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Michael Needed More Than Fairy Dust To Get To Neverland

  162. Amerigo Pennella

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    What’s up, Doc? Your cellmate’s dick….in yo ass!

  163. Buninovenmd

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Living of the Propofol…..

    Dr Cordaro NJ

  164. Kyle

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Killie Jean

  165. Gil

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Killing by the doc of the gay

  166. bobsnin

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Conrad gone bad for killing Balnket’s dad

  167. James McVay

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Will Dr Murray’s sentencing leave him in a STATE OF SHOCK?!

  168. ROGER LOGAN

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    P,Y,T,…….. I SAY R.I.P

  169. Jeff_stemen

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Jacko gets deep sleep doc to get DEEP Six or 7 1/2

  170. Spanoman

    November 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Don Cheadle look a like found guiltly for Jacko’s Smacko Problem

  171. Harry Scrotum

    November 8, 2011 at 11:41 am

    Conrad kills Blankets fake dad

  172. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:41 am

    murray jean is not my doctor, he’s just the one who makes sure i’m all fucked up

  173. steven

    November 8, 2011 at 11:41 am

    welcome to prison, Jacko on face

  174. TorontoGrimm

    November 8, 2011 at 11:41 am

    Intrerrobang! Interrobang!

    Black or White, they all get to touch Dr. Murray now!

  175. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:41 am

    The black and white mile

  176. Spanoman

    November 8, 2011 at 11:41 am

    Don Cheadle look a like found guiltly for Jacko’s Smacko Problem

  177. Mine

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Dr. Murray hears “I’ll Be There”…..with a dick in your ass from his Cellmate

  178. Kevin Smith

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Dr. Murry comitted for murder of white woman

  179. Teegee

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Thriller Killer gets the Chiller

  180. Eddynasty

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Doctor makes MJ stiff and he wasn’t even underage

  181. Xm Feb

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    The wiz star killer sent to oz.

  182. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    The longest tard

  183. Chris R

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    He couldn’t beat it… as in his kawk.

  184. Tom Cassino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    kill a pedo go to jail

  185. Uglyduck675

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Jackson: No Longer Singing With Conviction.

  186. Ben Blackford

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    King of Pop’s Crock Doc Blocked

  187. Carla Fincher

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    The way you make me feel… when I’m on pro-pofol, really knocks (michael jackson) me off his feet!

  188. Hullshucker

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Dr. Murray Couldn’t Beat It.

  189. Stephen_gyorick

    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Billy where’s my jeans?!?!?!

  190. TorontoGrimm

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Interrobang!!!

    Tito says “I’m still alive”!!!

  191. Guest

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    ‘Smokin’ Joe Frazier Dead……oh and someone is convicted of killing jacko

  192. Spanoman

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Don Cheadle look a like found guiltly for Jacko’s Smacko Problem

  193. Dave Williams

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Dope kills bigger Dope

  194. Kwelt2

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Dr. Murray convicted of involuntary manslaughter…and there’s nothing funny about it

  195. Bigdsw2001

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

  196. LizSetsFire

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    OJ Simpson, only black man to get away with killing white woman.

  197. Eric

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Murray gets a new chain and takes a bike ride to jail.

  198. Ollie

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Doc Murray walks lonely walk to prison. Scrapes knuckles and develops a nasty infection.

  199. Paulo A Lozano11

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Man in the Mirror Guilty, and that man is Dr. Murray.

  200. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Because he DID IT, DID IT, DID IT; AND HE’LL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

  201. Michaelj

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    stop! the drug you gave may bring you down

  202. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

    wrecked him? damn near… oh nevermind

  203. Patszzz0915

    November 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Corey Feldman now has some closure.

  204. Nelson in Idaho

    November 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Penn State requests Murray’s extradition

  205. MARISSA

    November 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    I STARTED THE PROPOFOL DRIP AND THIS THE MUTHA FUKIN THANKS I GET

  206. Sketchboy545

    November 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Dr. Murray to Prince ‘you’re next!’

  207. Twiggy148

    November 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Jury declares “blame it on the schwoogie”

  208. MARISSA

    November 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    I STARTED THE PROPOFOL DRIP AND THIS THE MUTHA FUKIN THANKS I GET

  209. Mine

    November 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Jackson takes “Stairway to heaven” as Doctor takes dick in the ass

  210. Chip

    November 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Manslaughter, more like Man’s Laughter or supmthin. tss tss

  211. ROGER LOGAN

    November 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    BLACK OR WHITE OR D E A D

  212. JimXO75

    November 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    What’s bettah than a “Thriller” in Manilla? How bout a conviction in Covina.

  213. thiazzi

    November 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Jackson Doc Convicted: Hicks Is Still A Pussy

  214. Louis

    November 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Doc Brown to Doc Murray: Who’s gonna work at the diner now?

  215. Honeydew Wilkins

    November 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Conrad Murray? More Like Conned By Jury

  216. Glarner Andrew

    November 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Dr Kills Dead Guy

  217. Weavman

    November 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

    I Just Can’t Stop drugging You

  218. Kwelt2

    November 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Dr. Murray..a not so Smooth Criminal

  219. Jerkstoresean

    November 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

    The way you make me feel…..it really turns me off….. Forever

  220. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

    You are not alone… meet Bubba

  221. Justin

    November 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Doctor guilty! Of being the savior to all choir boys.

  222. MARISSA

    November 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

    I STARTED THE PROPOFOL DRIP AND THIS THE MUTHA FUKIN THANKS I GET

  223. gakk

    November 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Elizabeth Taylor him an orange jumpsuit

  224. KeithF

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Murray Gets His Revenge for The Wiz

  225. Snuggle Bear

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    “All Child Molestors are Gay” says Judge, making it a law.

  226. MARISSA

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    I STARTED THE PROPOFOL DRIP AND THIS THE MUTHA FUKIN THANKS I GET

  227. AdvoCareMatt

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Wanna Be Injectin’ Someone

  228. Paulo A Lozano11

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Can you feel it, Can you feel it, a dick in yo ass, Dr, Murray.

  229. MM

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Murray! It’s A Crime!

  230. Fabe

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Prison Rape is Human Nature

  231. Jimrad1976

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    MJ doc better learn to love cock

  232. Tom Cassino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    goin back to indiana.. state penn

  233. James Causey

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Down goes king of pop killer

  234. Carla Fincher

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Not so smooth , criminal…

  235. Snuggle Bear

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    “All Gays are Child Molestors”

  236. ECW ZOMBIE

    November 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Quack faces RAP but couldn’t BEAAAT ITTTT BEATTT ITTT BEEAAAATTT ITTTT BEATITBEATITBEATIT!!

  237. Tom Cassino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    conrad murry got to be there .. in prison

  238. TFor3

    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Black Doc popped for killing white woman. Reverend Al confused

  239. Lonestar

    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Man with white gloves kills man with white glove.

  240. Homerangle

    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Conrad Murray? More like Cockrammed Mary.

  241. Guest

    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Doc Goes from Sing King to Sing-Sing

  242. Boomdriver

    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Joe Jackson says “I’ll kill you Mi… Oh, the doctor already did?”

  243. ShortStop31

    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    ♫ Tears & a Frown♫

  244. LabKeith

    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Murray gets 1-4 years, Tito lands 7-11 job.

  245. mistawag

    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    jacko smothered by blanket. drugs were involved.

  246. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Conrad says: JUST PLEASE DON’T REACH OUT AND FUCK ME!

  247. Carla Fincher

    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    He’s Dead, He’s Dead.. youre convicted!

  248. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

    Shoo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo-Da-Gay cell mate

  249. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    Looks like I’ll be getting one MISTER Conrad Murray to write my ‘scripts from now on.

  250. Pigford Stuyvesant

    November 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    I Hope They Have Jesus Juice in Prison

  251. Paulo A Lozano11

    November 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    Man in the Mirror Guilty, and that man is Dr. Murray.

  252. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    Heartstopper

  253. Gil

    November 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    Judge to Dr. Heres your bill Murray

  254. Paulo A Lozano11

    November 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    I’ll be there….in the slammer.

  255. Ronald McDonald

    November 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    Murray Lies and Fries, Whatley Tries and Cries

  256. Tom Cassino

    November 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

    just a litttle misunderstanding.. says conrad

  257. Pigford Stuyvesant

    November 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

    King of Pop Doc Won’t Walk
    (Patient’s Skin Looked Like Caulk)

  258. ShortStop31

    November 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

    ♫ Tears and A Frown ♫

  259. Tlish

    November 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

    “You Are Not Alone” in the shower Doc

  260. Jameyny692

    November 8, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Remember the time, I killed Michael Jackson

  261. gakk

    November 8, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Maccaully Cock in Conrads Ass

  262. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Do you remember the time when you went to jail

  263. Buckshot

    November 8, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Remeber the time…it took to call 911

  264. CRAIGMORR

    November 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

    SHIT FUCK FART…BALLS DEEP FROM MY CELLMATE.

  265. Hullshucker

    November 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Dr. Murray to toss salad for mercy murder.

  266. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Conrad, bagged n’ tagged; AND YOU CAN KEEP THE CHANGE!

  267. Gil

    November 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Captain OD

  268. Reelinsider

    November 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Conrad Murray once walked over and ate some of my steak and said no one will believe me.

  269. mistawag

    November 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Doc claims it was mercy killing. Parents agree.

  270. Big Cat

    November 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Murray regrets taking Kevorkian’s advice.

  271. Kevin Smith

    November 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Murray should worry, a dick in the butt hurts in a hurry..

  272. Watley's hat

    November 8, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Smoke rock with you

  273. Weenag3

    November 8, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Dr.Wiz Getting some Jiz

  274. Cello700

    November 8, 2011 at 11:52 am

    The ass the Doc saves will be his own.

  275. Ben Blackford

    November 8, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Jacko Quacko Moonwalks to Cell Block

  276. Robkay523

    November 8, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Dr Murray finally sentenced for endangering baby jesus’s heinie. DVDs says 4 yrs not enough

  277. Spooon

    November 8, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Fraiser goes down finds agitate of young cock in heaven.

  278. Hullshucker

    November 8, 2011 at 11:52 am

    One glove, One Dick in the Ass. Justice?

  279. Jerseryshore Kev

    November 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

    Po Po locks up Jacko’s doctor for Propo

  280. Cello700

    November 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

    They’ll want the doc’s back…and his ass

  281. AdvoCareMatt

    November 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

    LA “Thriller” as Pill Filler Killer Convicted

  282. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

    Jacko’s doc, getting ready for the PINK Soc.

  283. naport44

    November 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

    Motown Medicine Man won’t sleep in Prison

  284. Buninovenmd

    November 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

    Dirty dipravana

    Dr Cordaro NJ

  285. Igglesphan

    November 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

    Propofoll more like cum in the ass

  286. Robkay523

    November 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

    Fuck you autospell DCFS

  287. Hullshucker

    November 8, 2011 at 11:54 am

    Dr. Murray ” Wah Happened?”

  288. Eddynasty

    November 8, 2011 at 11:54 am

    Jury to Conrad,”Bend over the bed,Honey get me the big belt!”

  289. Trknbull

    November 8, 2011 at 11:54 am

    Doc kills peedle with needle

  290. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:54 am

    Pedo dead-o, murray jury convicts

  291. Mike N

    November 8, 2011 at 11:55 am

    Jacko Quacko convicted. Future cell mate excited for Pretty young thing’s arrival.

  292. Sean

    November 8, 2011 at 11:56 am

    Headline: I’ll be scared
    Tagline: When Bubba takes off my underwear

  293. mistawag

    November 8, 2011 at 11:56 am

    Doc’s first day in prison: Wow these cat calls are flattering but wait till they find out im not gay.

  294. Zack

    November 8, 2011 at 11:56 am

    Propofelon

  295. TFor3

    November 8, 2011 at 11:57 am

    License to Practice? More like Sentence for gray carcass

  296. Luch

    November 8, 2011 at 11:57 am

    Diddler killer! Hero?

  297. MARISSA

    November 8, 2011 at 11:57 am

    I started the propofol drip and this is the thanks i get

  298. Craigeholzschuh

    November 8, 2011 at 11:57 am

    Appeal and salad to be tossed in Murray conviction

  299. CBSFAN

    November 8, 2011 at 11:57 am

    1 Broke Doctor Murry, Monday nights cbs 8pm

  300. Anonymous

    November 8, 2011 at 11:58 am

    Conrad: bane of MJ’s existence.

  301. James Causey

    November 8, 2011 at 11:58 am

    verdict so quick caught jacko hair on fire

  302. LizSetsFire

    November 8, 2011 at 11:58 am

    From never land to taking it in the can.

  303. MARISSA

    November 8, 2011 at 11:58 am

    i started the propofol drip and this is the thanks i get

  304. 7thgentxn

    November 8, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Murray to be sentenced by Texas judge with a big belt

  305. Coletti9

    November 8, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Doc wants to know….”now that I have a record, will Eddie van halen play a solo on it?”

  306. Fadad

    November 8, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Mike the Motorcycle Jackson, He’s Dead He’s Dead You know it.

  307. Mess

    November 8, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    A.B.C-Block for Humanitarian

  308. Chuck in Ohio

    November 8, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Involuntarily “Dangerous”

  309. Daa

    November 8, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Jury 1 – Murry 0

  310. Miellio9

    November 8, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    Dr Conrad Murray gets to “beat it” for 4 yrs

  311. Sketchboy545

    November 8, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Dr. Murray JACKED!!

  312. Jerkstoresean

    November 8, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Jacko finally gets in some box, all thanks to his Doc

  313. naport44

    November 8, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    Occupy Motown

  314. Mastroiani

    November 8, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    Murray found guilty; Michael and Latoya not the same person

  315. KrazzyTuch Maestro

    November 8, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    joe paterno found guilty of killing jacko

  316. Cletus From Brooklyn

    November 8, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    Fezzy is a sexy beast!

  317. Eh-Dree_enn

    November 8, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    Michael’s doctor is BAD

  318. Eddy the Trucker

    November 8, 2011 at 12:27 pm

    He’s just a killer, killer in the night, and now he’s looking at one to for, jes just a looker

    • Eddy the trucker

      November 8, 2011 at 12:30 pm

      Last should say, he’s just a killer….. (Fucking swype)

  319. Bmqq316

    November 8, 2011 at 12:34 pm

    Dr Murray finishes the job Joe Jackson started.

  320. Backslash

    November 8, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    Who’s Bad!?

  321. Anthony from California

    November 8, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    He’s bad, he’s bad Judge knows it.

  322. Phillycheese33

    November 9, 2011 at 5:28 am

    Doc Murray is Bad!

  323. Lanahunian

    December 1, 2011 at 11:32 pm

    I know I’m way behind, but I finally had time to log on to Interrobang!!!

    “(Stop) The Life you Take May be My Own”
    ” . . . .Mama Say Mama Sa We Accuse Ya . . .”
    “Killer”
    “You’re Bad”