Ben Roethlisberger To Die on Football Field?


Big Ben has a rare rib injury that could kill him if the rib presses into his aorta. This could happen on the football field or if a woman he is groping gives him an elbow.

Read more at si.com.

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26 comments
Jerry65
Jerry65

To quote Ivan drago......."if he dies......he dies".

bmqq316
bmqq316

Good thing we have doctor/patient confidentiality or something like this may put him at even more risk on the football field. 

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

He was already dying on my fantasy team.  I'm not proud of this post.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

I heard he wanted to get those ribs removed anyway so he could suck his own dick

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

Time-Bomb Ben isn't as cool as Smokin' Jay Cutler.  

Vickroy
Vickroy

Will this injury prevent him from sexually harrassing coeds?

G_SPOT_TORNADO
G_SPOT_TORNADO

why doesnt someone just give him the five point palm exploding heart technique

AnthonyLoman
AnthonyLoman

What defensive player isn't going to try to pop that thing like an overripe tomato? I'd wait til there is a pile on and give him a Bruce Lee 1 inch punch right in his rotten blood pumper!

sidwasout
sidwasout

Didn't he almost die from his motorcycle accident when some other blood vessel was ruptured?  As I did with my washing machine hoses, I suggest he replace the standard equipment with braided hoses.  Those things are pretty durable.

the jerm
the jerm

We got any ribs back there?

madtowntom
madtowntom

a head like a t-rex...rib like a minnow.. suppose he is saying to himself " a-orta wore rib protection"!?

seamus98
seamus98

Mark Sanchez has a rare brain injury that causes him to throw incomplete  passes and interceptions, Unfortunately it won't  cause him any harm.

FLpro
FLpro

Thought Roethlisberger already died in last year's playoffs?

AndreFromCanada
AndreFromCanada

I want my quarterback, quarterback, quarterback... Quarterback ribbbbsss!

DonnieIris
DonnieIris

 @dpiller21 I wish the Browns were still relevant enough to be considered a rival.  

sidwasout
sidwasout

 @dpiller21

 The entire Steeler's roster could die at the opening kickoff, and I'm pretty sure the Browns would still lose.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

@LiveDunkTankDotCom Yea dude. Marilyn Manson and Gwen Stefani did it