Big Ben has a rare rib injury that could kill him if the rib presses into his aorta. This could happen on the football field or if a woman he is groping gives him an elbow.
Read more at si.com.
Good thing we have doctor/patient confidentiality or something like this may put him at even more risk on the football field.
What defensive player isn't going to try to pop that thing like an overripe tomato? I'd wait til there is a pile on and give him a Bruce Lee 1 inch punch right in his rotten blood pumper!
Didn't he almost die from his motorcycle accident when some other blood vessel was ruptured? As I did with my washing machine hoses, I suggest he replace the standard equipment with braided hoses. Those things are pretty durable.
a head like a t-rex...rib like a minnow.. suppose he is saying to himself " a-orta wore rib protection"!?
Mark Sanchez has a rare brain injury that causes him to throw incomplete passes and interceptions, Unfortunately it won't cause him any harm.
Nor should you be, since his stats are pretty good.
Ooh, does that work?
@dpiller21 I wish the Browns were still relevant enough to be considered a rival.
The entire Steeler's roster could die at the opening kickoff, and I'm pretty sure the Browns would still lose.
@K Dubya Lady Trucker?
@seamus98 It's not rare. There are plenty of retards.