Ben Roethlisberger To Die on Football Field?


Big Ben has a rare rib injury that could kill him if the rib presses into his aorta. This could happen on the football field or if a woman he is groping gives him an elbow.

Read more at si.com.

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30 Comments

  1. AndreFromCanada

    November 15, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    I want my quarterback, quarterback, quarterback… Quarterback ribbbbsss!

    • Cletus from Brooklyn

      November 16, 2012 at 4:25 am

      @AndreFromCanada Barbecue Sauce! What an annoying commercial…

      • Narc Zito

        November 16, 2012 at 1:26 pm

        @Cletus from Brooklyn  @AndreFromCanada That did its job with 100% effectiveness.

  2. FLprodivider66

    November 15, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    Thought Roethlisberger already died in last year’s playoffs?

  3. seamus98

    November 15, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    Mark Sanchez has a rare brain injury that causes him to throw incomplete  passes and interceptions, Unfortunately it won’t  cause him any harm.

    • Narc Zito

      November 16, 2012 at 1:26 pm

      @seamus98 It’s not rare.  There are plenty of retards.

  4. K Dubya

    November 16, 2012 at 12:30 am

    Just like LT in Any Given Sunday

    • the jerm

      November 16, 2012 at 7:42 am

      @K Dubya Lady Trucker?

      • K Dubya

        November 16, 2012 at 2:20 pm

        @the jerm Yes, Lady Trucker from Any Given Sunday

  5. madtowntom

    November 16, 2012 at 7:46 am

    a head like a t-rex…rib like a minnow.. suppose he is saying to himself ” a-orta wore rib protection”!?

  6. dpiller21

    November 16, 2012 at 9:58 am

    If he dies against cleveland next week it will be the single most awesome great thing to happen in cleveland sports.  Ever.  I would fucking love to have a steeler die on the field.  TOUCHDOWN AMBULANCE!

    • sidwasout

      November 16, 2012 at 11:12 am

      @dpiller21
       The entire Steeler’s roster could die at the opening kickoff, and I’m pretty sure the Browns would still lose.

    • DonnieIris

      November 17, 2012 at 10:09 am

      @dpiller21 I wish the Browns were still relevant enough to be considered a rival.

  7. the jerm

    November 16, 2012 at 10:01 am

    We got any ribs back there?

  8. sidwasout

    November 16, 2012 at 11:10 am

    Didn’t he almost die from his motorcycle accident when some other blood vessel was ruptured?  As I did with my washing machine hoses, I suggest he replace the standard equipment with braided hoses.  Those things are pretty durable.

  9. Jerry65

    November 16, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Sweep the leg

  10. AnthonyLoman

    November 16, 2012 at 11:33 am

    What defensive player isn’t going to try to pop that thing like an overripe tomato? I’d wait til there is a pile on and give him a Bruce Lee 1 inch punch right in his rotten blood pumper!

  11. Scott_Chandwater

    November 16, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    why doesnt someone just give him the five point palm exploding heart technique

  12. TBVickroy

    November 16, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Will this injury prevent him from sexually harrassing coeds?

  13. OllieInChicago

    November 16, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Time-Bomb Ben isn’t as cool as Smokin’ Jay Cutler.

  14. jerkstoresean

    November 16, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    I heard he wanted to get those ribs removed anyway so he could suck his own dick

    • LiveDunkTankDotCom

      November 16, 2012 at 12:59 pm

      @jerkstoresean
       Ooh, does that work?

      • jerkstoresean

        November 16, 2012 at 1:02 pm

        @LiveDunkTankDotCom Yea dude. Marilyn Manson and Gwen Stefani did it

      • Cletus from Brooklyn

        November 16, 2012 at 1:28 pm

        @jerkstoresean Gwen has a Salami? Iz knew it!!!

  15. Narc Zito

    November 16, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    He was already dying on my fantasy team.  I’m not proud of this post.

    • sidwasout

      November 16, 2012 at 3:57 pm

      @Narc Zito
       Nor should you be, since his stats are pretty good.

  16. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 16, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    Worse comes to worse, you can get Rex Grossman…

  17. bmqq316

    November 16, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Good thing we have doctor/patient confidentiality or something like this may put him at even more risk on the football field.

  18. Jerry65

    November 16, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    To quote Ivan drago…….”if he dies……he dies”.

  19. cal5000

    November 16, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    Tough Shit. Go Ravens