It wouldn’t be opening day without an attention deprived non-fan running onto a baseball field. But this guy picked the right ballpark with Camden Yards. The police are so slow to nab him, he only has to run at a slow trot and still has time to do his pantomime lawnmower act. He eventually loses the numbers game, but the lesson here is when running from the law, don’t let your cape get in your eyes.
For you old schoolers, where's Mike Curtis when you need him?
Batman gets pulled over:
Man, i heard he wasn't going to baseball games anymore because Christopher Nolan didn't put the Riddler in the new batman.
They should just let these guys run around like assholes until they run out of steam. Watching them awkwardly walk off the field on their own would be worth it.