May 4, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: The Royal Princess

The Royal Princess officially has a name, Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. England bets on everything and anything…so of course there was plenty of betting with the over/under on long shots for the name. Here were some of the losers.
May 1, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Meat in the Pants

The HuffPo peeps are reporting about a woman caught with $300 worth of meat in her pants. Was she stealing? Maybe. But don't be so quick to rush to judgment. There are plenty of reasons she might have $300 of meat in her pants.
April 28, 2015

Meme’d From The Headlines: Biggest Dive Fail Ever

The internet is enjoying the f**k out of what they're calling the world's biggest dive fail in the history of dive fails. In this clip, one of the two synchronized divers might have gotten slightly out of sync. What's really interesting were the last thoughts running through his mind right before he dove. Somehow he had enough time for all of these. Which may explain why he failed.
April 25, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Bush Security

The secret service is having a bad year. On top of numerous security breaches at the White House, its now been reported that Bush Sr. and family has spent the last 13 months without a working home security system.
April 24, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Patriots in the White House

The big news today was that the Patriots visited the White House, but their fearless leader, Tom Brady, was not in attendance. Last time someone didn't show up for an appointment at the White House it turned out they got killed off their hit tv show. Anywho....here are some of the comments overheard during the Patriots Football Team's visit to the White House.
April 23, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: A Whole New Yellow

Pantone introduced its first new color in over three years, and it's "Minion Yellow" named for the minions in the movie Despicable Me. There were other great new colors under consideration but they got pushed out by Minion Yellow. We got the official list.
April 21, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: No Pulitzer?

It's Pulitzer time and the media is reporting that the New York Times is leading the pack with the most Pulitzer prizes, three to be exact. Don't be bummed everyone else, there were signs that you weren't getting a Pulitzer this year. Here are some of them.
April 20, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Happy 420

It's April 20th and a celebrations of all things Hitler...no wait, that's not right. It's a celebration of all things cannabis. Here are the thing's we've overheard during this 4/20 celebration.
April 18, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Angry Gorilla

This week, media outlets were reporting that an angry Silverback Gorilla broke a window in his confines, scaring the hell out of visitors. Why? How? What happened? Authorities are just beginning to piece together what might have caused the gorilla to act out. Here are some of the early theories.
April 15, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Indiana Tries Again

It's being reported in the media that Indiana has hired a PR firm to help rebuild the state's image after that whole religious freedom fiasco As their first order of business they got right to work on some new slogans for the damaged state. It was a great effort but we think they might want to keep searching. Here's the list so far....
April 14, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Panda Sex

This week the Huffington Post and other media outlets reported that "China's Sexiest Panda Obliterates Own Record in Lastest Sex Romp…". What they didn't report on, was some of the dirty pillowtalk exchanged between the pandas. We've got it covered.
April 11, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Rejected Chapters From Dick Cheney’s New Book

It's being reported that Dick Cheney is taking on the topic of Obama in his new book. Should make for an interesting Chapter or two. But the really interesting chapters are the ones that his publisher rejected. Luckily while coming through the trash, our crack team found a list of chapters for Dick Cheney's new book that were rejected.
April 10, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Things We Will Miss About the Ron & Fez Show

The Ron and Fez Show ended this week, news you couldn't miss if you follow this site, and after so many years of entertainment, and how much they have meant to the comedy community for 20 years-- and this past year more than ever-- everyone wants their own way to say goodbye.  Kevin Kanach who puts together the Meme'd From the Headlines Column every day wrote us this.
April 9, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Christie 2016

News outlets are reporting that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has been gearing up for a 2016 Presidental campaign tour, starting in New Hampshire. How do they know? Well he probably told them. But there have been other signs....
April 7, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Opening Day

This week brought the real first sign of spring-- opening day. It's a whole new season, with all fresh possibilities. The Final Four is done, the sun is shining and its time to get outside and get to the ballparks. Here are a few ways the league is planning to spruce things up this year.
April 4, 2015

Meme’d From the Headline: The Oldest Person on Earth

It's been said that the oldest woman in the world is a 116 year old woman living in Arkansas. Makes you wonder...when do you start thinking that you are so old, you might be in the running for the oldest person in the world. Here are a few clues that you just might be in contention for the honor.
April 1, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Anti Gay Governor!?

This week Indiana Governor Mike Pence has been all over the news after he signed into law a religious freedom act that permits private businesses to reject service to gay men and lesbians on the basis of religious beliefs. He has since said he did not expect this kind of reaction (heck no!) and discrimination was not his intent. So we found out what in the sam hill he was thinking when he signed this bill into law.
March 31, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: So Clear

HBO aired the new Alex Gibney documentary Going Clear this week, all about the world of Scientology. We got the exclusive inside scoop on what the reaction was at Scientology HQ.
March 29, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Secret Service Plans for Pope Arrival

The media is reporting that the Pope headed to White House for a visit in September. With a poor recent track record for security at the White House lately, the secret service is making plans to step up their game. We've uncovered some of the ways the Secret Service is preparing for pope Francis's visit to the White House in September.
March 25, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: The X-Files 2

The X-Files is back. Fox has officially ordered sixe episodes of the show to shoot this summer. It will be a continuation of the original series but there will be some exciting new developments. We've got the spoilers.
March 24, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Doomed Marriage

Huffington Post published a helpful article showing 9 signs that your marriage may be doomed. Things like 'you never discussed your future' and 'you're too different.'. Those do seem helpful so we added a few of our own signs your marriage may be doomed. So now that you know whatchu gonna do?