June 24, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Naked Milk Man

Earlier this week there was a lot of excitement when a naked man ran over to the milk aisle in a supermarket and poured milk all over himself, on video, yelling 'I'm on fire!" We went deeper to uncover what else you could hear happening in the store other than naked milk guy, at the time.
June 19, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: 131 Pairs of Panties

A young lady was accused stealing 131 pairs of panties from a Walmart in Georgia. First thing you're thinking...why? We're not sure but we interviewed bystanders and here are some of the things they overheard during the heist.
June 18, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Rat McNugget-Geddon!

The media is reporting that a rat shaped KFC chicken tender may or may not have actually been a rat. KFC claims it isn't a rat, i's just a rat shaped chicken tender. If you think that sounds like a lame explanation, wait till you hear the other explanations they considered and rejected.
June 17, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Who Else Did Rachel Dolezal Try to Fit In With?

She identifies as black although her parents are white and the whole world is freaking out. But before she tried to ingratiate herself into the black community, she tried to fit in, in a few other places. Here are some of the other forms Rachel Dolezal may have attempted to identify with in the past before settling down with where she is now…
June 15, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Jeb Bush!

Jeb!...here's the early reveal of the Jeb Bush campaign logo tweeted out this weekend. Its 'myteriously' missing any reference to "Bush" or the family...However there were quite a few rejected 'logos' presented before this one got the nod.....
June 12, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: The Sex Doll That Talks Back

The inventor of the uber-lifelike line of sex dolls "Real Dolls" claims he is very close to developing a sex doll that can interact verbally with you showing yet again that innovation that will change the world springs from the porn industry. If you're interested in getting your hands on one of these ladies, you'll have to wait a little longer...but here's a preview of what your sex doll might start to say, once she can talk.
June 10, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: New Charlie Brown Specials

A few days ago as posted by the IBang the voice of Charlie Brown was heard having a meltdown in a court of law over some very serious accusations . But bad may turn to good as producers are now inspired to create some new animated specials based on this exciting character trend. Here's a list they have come up with so far hoping for the green light…….
June 8, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Prison Break

This weekend two convicted murderers used an elaborate plan to break out of prison, that included some very cinematic moves, including drilling through walls, making their way through tunnels and over catwalks, breaking through steel and coming out a manhole. Our inside sources filled us in on some of the conversations that took place during the break.
May 27, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Have Seals, Need Help

This week the Huffington Post reported about an Oregon town that is trying to solve their sea lion problem with a giant fake Orca. Apparently sea lions have moved in, in droves, and taken over their harbor marking it tough for boat owners to stretch out their shit. Wow imagine how shitty it must be when another species comes in and starts taking up space...aaaaanywhooo, before they came up with the brilliant plastic orca campaign, here are some other ideas that were tossed around, and rejected, we think.
May 12, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Chris Christie’s Food Bill at Giant’s Stadium

This week the media announced that Governor Christie spends $82K in taxpayer money on football concessions…. After the state of New Jersey let out a collective gasp, the next thing out of everyone's mouth was, 'what did he spend that much money on?' Well after our news team went through miles and miles of governmental trash, we found his receipts.