Ass for Gas Now on Craigslist


During the gas crisis caused by Hurricane Sandy people began to offer gas in exchange for sex. No lines! No waiting!

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22 Comments

  1. Pool Keepers Son

    November 7, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    I think I remember tide being traded in Detroit

  2. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 7, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    Peppy’s jaw must be soo sore about now…

    • filler

      November 7, 2012 at 10:11 pm

      @Cletus from Brooklyn Pepper doesn’t need gas, he lives like a caveman.

      • Cletus from Brooklyn

        November 7, 2012 at 10:20 pm

        @filler I never said he did it for the gas…

  3. Peppers cinch sack

    November 7, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    How much for a half and half? half regular half unleaded.

  4. FLprodivider66

    November 7, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    BRB, got somebody’s wife blowing me for gas right now hehe…!

  5. Docintoxicated

    November 7, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    Please just stick the tip in… that’s right fill it up….. Oh and where can I get the gas after?

  6. K Dubya

    November 7, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    … no one rides for free

  7. mistawag

    November 8, 2012 at 12:23 am

    That’s how I met the gorilla my dreams.

  8. JimmiesFingerStinks

    November 8, 2012 at 8:40 am

    Here’s your chance Fezzie.

  9. the jerm

    November 8, 2012 at 8:44 am

    This just in, Little Jimmy Norton just bought a tanker truck . . .

  10. Burley

    November 8, 2012 at 9:17 am

    ass gas or grass no one rides for free.

  11. galactictraveler

    November 8, 2012 at 9:45 am

    I hope she doesn’t have gas when I give her anal !

  12. Beer

    November 8, 2012 at 10:33 am

    Fez tried to get in on this by farting in a jar and trying to sell it to twinks

    • Scott_Chandwater

      November 8, 2012 at 11:24 am

      @Beer lmao

  13. DeathProof

    November 8, 2012 at 10:35 am

    I’d blow someone long before I’d sit in a line for 6 hours for gas. Just sayin’.

  14. harlequincy

    November 8, 2012 at 10:35 am

    Gash for Gas

  15. Scott_Chandwater

    November 8, 2012 at 11:26 am

    heady for getty

  16. c_ocobean

    November 8, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    i know an Arab looking to provide gas for 72 female virgins

  17. Jerry65

    November 8, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    Gas needed for school bus…..call uncle Paul.

  18. bmqq316

    November 8, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    A lot of time with one you get the other anyway.

  19. DeeDef

    November 10, 2012 at 10:52 am

    ass cash gas no one rides for free