Artie Lange’s Birthdays Have Changed
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Artie Lange just had a birthday, but birthdays have changed for him these days. He used to drink and do coke and have sex with hookers but birthdays have gotten quieter since he’s quit a few of those things. But it’s just as exciting to sit with your girlfriend and listen to her talking about the traffic light near the CVS. It may sound less exciting but at least you don’t wake up in a police car.
Artie has come a long way but he won’t credit group therapy for his changes. He explained to Seth why he doesn’t believe in group therapy. You never want to ask Artie for feedback after someone else in the group tells a crazy story.
