Artie Lange Says Nothing Controversial At All on Conan…And If You Believe That….

Last night Artie Lange appeared on Conan and he apologizes off the bat for not looking more kept. Conan tells him he looks like Grandpa Munster just woke up from a nap, but Artie doesn’t care. As he puts it, he’s “no Danny Bonaducci.” Artie and Conan talk some sports– about baseball players, and the last play in the Super Bowl, with a great analogy for what a stupid stupid call that was, so that you can relate it to your own life.

He also says the Kardashians ruined Bruce Jenner. “Can you believe Bruce Jenner has a vagina?” Artie asked? He theorized that chicks can really drive a man crazy, figuring that Bruce finally just decided that if you can’t beat em, join em.

Check out Artie’s podcast if you aren’t already subscribed at artiequitter.com, and you can read Mike Bochetti’s take on Artie’s podcast right here.

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