Aren’t Young Rich People Awesome!?


The young, obscenely rich, son of Stephanie Seymour had a text conversation of his leak last night. Peter Brant II was talking with a friend about Obama’s win:

Brant’s friend: Guess we’re poor now

Brant: I have a contingency plan

Brant: Kill Obama hahaha

Brant’s friend: HAHA well at least women have rights

Brant’s friend: Oh wait I don’t care

Brant: hahahahahah exactly

Death threats to the president aren’t exactly taken lightly. Except when you’re really rich and nothing bad can possibly happen to you besides an overdose.

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42 Comments

  1. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 7, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Members of the lucky sperm club can eat rat shit…

  2. HummusMagnate

    November 7, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    Death threats ARE taken lightly against presidential candidates tho. Just saying. Also I never feel the need to defend rich people (fuck em) but everybody reading this article knows they’ve said WAY worse shit. Stop worrying about other people!

  3. fxbx

    November 7, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you.

    • mistawag

      November 8, 2012 at 12:19 am

      @fxbx Nice Bill Murray.

      • RN Eric

        November 8, 2012 at 5:30 am

        he bought’em the whole goddamn natitorium, mistawag. the least these little pricks can do is hear him out.

  4. fitzyMFNcent

    November 7, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    His mom was banging Axl Rose for a while, he can’t come from a good bloodline

    • FLprodivider66

      November 8, 2012 at 7:42 am

      @fitzyMFNcent…based on his arrogance, he could be Axl’s son!

  5. filler

    November 7, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    more “he said she said” bullshit… pussy country.

  6. ShowerBench

    November 7, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    You’d never see “young poor people” saying anything so horrible.  Only “young rich people.”  Rich people are so much worse than poor people and poor people are so much better than rich people.

    • DJ Weed Pizza

      November 7, 2012 at 11:16 pm

      @ShowerBench I agree, we should round up the old money kids and cull them for their hubris.

      • FLprodivider66

        November 8, 2012 at 7:39 am

        @DJ Weed Pizza…remove their arrogance?? I guess that’s what “cull their hubris” means?

      • FLprodivider66

        November 8, 2012 at 7:58 am

        @DJ Weed Pizza…remove their arrogance?? I guess that’s what “cull their hubris” means? Haha

  7. shrekkalove

    November 7, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    If this considered an issue, I am currently deleting all of my text messages ever. I say a lot of stupid shit.

  8. John

    November 7, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    Hes the Commander in Chief and I did not vote him. Let the rich fags go over and risk their asses and see all the corruption over in the Middle East and Afghanistan. F&&^% wake up

    • FLprodivider66

      November 8, 2012 at 7:32 am

      @John…good thing you didn’t type the word FUCK…that would have been offensive!!? Lol

  9. Pool Keepers Son

    November 8, 2012 at 12:10 am

    He is just mad he has only one vote just like you and I and it doesn’t really count unless you live in Ohio

  10. mistawag

    November 8, 2012 at 12:21 am

    You can’t make death threats about the prez and you can’t joke about bombs in an airport. Even mentioning certain movies could get you in trouble.

    • GSE970

      November 8, 2012 at 11:29 am

      @mistawag …or masturbate on an airplane, thanks Bin Ladden!

  11. Anthony From California

    November 8, 2012 at 12:29 am

    Why does anyone care what rich little douche bags say or do!?

  12. ediblegenius

    November 8, 2012 at 7:11 am

    What is this article all about? who are these people? why do i care what they say? these look like the type jokes that are so misogynistic that its funny.  Even Amy Mann stated she makes jokes with her friends that if put online would get taken way out of context.

    • SpeedKills

      November 8, 2012 at 12:36 pm

      @ediblegenius I don’t really care what these tools are texting about, but I think you could leave the phrase “Kill Obama” in any context and some may not think its as funny as others.

      • ediblegenius

        November 8, 2012 at 1:01 pm

        @SpeedKills @ediblegenius if movies can be made about the death of a current president, I think 2 idiots laughing at their own jokes should be allowed to say what they want. But yes, obviously ‘kill obama’ is something that most sane people wouldnt find funny. But its not our job to dictate humor , otherwise I would have modern family thrown off the air

  13. FLprodivider66

    November 8, 2012 at 7:56 am

    “”Twitter, Tweets, Texts, Emails, Blogs, Posts,Facebook…it’s almost like the comments I write will leave a “paper trail” that can be used against me?””…….DUH!!!!??

  14. FLprodivider66

    November 8, 2012 at 7:57 am

    “”Twitter, Tweets, Texts, Emails, Blogs, Posts, Facebook…it’s almost like the comments I write will leave a “paper trail” that can be used against me?””…….DUH!!!!??

  15. JimmiesFingerStinks

    November 8, 2012 at 8:31 am

    …poor people are so scared, of rich people…

    • monkeyhouse77

      November 8, 2012 at 9:30 am

      @JimmiesFingerStinks I think it’s supposed to be the other way around

  16. TBVickroy

    November 8, 2012 at 8:49 am

    Just dumb jokes. I have no love for rich spoiled brats but I can’t worked up over this.

  17. Burley

    November 8, 2012 at 9:13 am

    if you take that text serious your a fucking cunt, let the dumb shit heads have there fun, they are just rich, and out of touch douche bags !!!!

  18. jerkstoresean

    November 8, 2012 at 9:47 am

    What’s the big deal? The kid would just rather have Biden be president

  19. Pool Keepers Son

    November 8, 2012 at 9:49 am

    We used to say Biggie Smalls 3 times to see if something would happen… I also used to trick my grandpa into conversations on the phone and get him to say the words, bomb, and president and stuff like that cause he thought people would come get him I’d he did

  20. jerkstoresean

    November 8, 2012 at 10:06 am

    His friends just playing along so he can use his pool and play his Xbox

  21. Creepy_Craig

    November 8, 2012 at 11:05 am

    After this exchange they both went out and created thousands of jobs with their hard-earned wealth. Paris Hilton would be proud.

  22. Scott_Chandwater

    November 8, 2012 at 11:07 am

    being rich isnt about how much money one has, its ab……wait…what???

  23. Docintoxicated

    November 8, 2012 at 11:46 am

    “Oh wait I don’t care” is a shitty punchline I would’ve gone with “the right to blow me” or “the right to wash my cummy socks”.

  24. madtowntom

    November 8, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    it would be funny if the rich didnt actually feel this way… off with their heads..they feel the country is for white christians only.. in a few years..they wealthy will get what they have coming to them.. wait n see.. french revolution style

    • YourMomsLooseBox

      November 8, 2012 at 3:08 pm

      You’re more than welcome to try that shit with me, but I suspect you’re just another limp wristed effete little boy praying one day you get to kick somebody whose already down.  why wait for a mob to do it for you, grow a pair and come try to take away what I’ve earned through my own hard work.

      • SpeedKills

        November 8, 2012 at 3:13 pm

        @YourMomsLooseBox I think its maybe time to back off the roids, your attempting to get into a physical fight on a message board with someone thats screen name is madtowntom. Maybe its best if you just post your full address for him. I swear, if you, I won’t mail you a pound of hamburger.

      • SpeedKills

        November 8, 2012 at 3:14 pm

        @YourMomsLooseBox I think its maybe time to back off the roids, your attempting to get into a physical fight on a message board with someone thats screen name is madtowntom. Maybe its best if you just post your full address for him. I swear, if you do, I won’t mail you a pound of hamburger.

      • SpeedKills

        November 8, 2012 at 3:16 pm

        @YourMomsLooseBox I think its maybe time to back off the roids, your attempting to get into a physical fight on a message board with someone thats screen name is madtowntom. Maybe its best if you just post your full address for him. I swear, if you do, I won’t mail you a pound of raw hamburger.

  25. bmqq316

    November 8, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Isn’t this the kid who has an uncomfortably close relationship with his mother? Seems like there were pics of the two of them frolicking on the beach a while back.

  26. SpeedKills

    November 8, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    They all said that John Wilkes Booth was just a silly texter too!

  27. Aria Taint

    November 9, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Guess we will need to go to Walmart on Thanksgiving…