Any of Y’all Need A Red Carpet?

mtv-vA 12-foot-by-12-foot section of the VMAs red carpet is now up for sale on eBay. The buy-it now price is $5,000 plus the cost of cleaning for scrubbing out the rest of Miley Cyrus’ dignity.


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  1. iknowyoujj

    August 31, 2013 at 9:00 am

    if you buy now we’ll throw in 3 treatable STD’S!!

  2. Punk0

    August 31, 2013 at 9:51 am

    I heard that Miley is going to be auctioning off the foam finger for Charity – the stripper who has been teaching her dance moves lately.

  3. Captain Geech

    August 31, 2013 at 10:23 am

    This no talent twat is going to go down in a fucking blaze of glory and I will enjoy every second of it. If only she could take her father with her.