Jeff Goldblum Teaches You Good Crack

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The most interesting man in the world wears Penny Loafers and stretches naked in the morning.

Now that Jeff Goldblum has already shared his art, his wisdom and his weirdness with you, he also wants to help you get up in the morning, and use crack to your advantage.

Jeff Goldblum shared a morning workout only his wife has ever seen on Jimmy Fallon’s “Tonight Show”. The moves are intended to get the maximum crack out of your joints and include cracking your neck and pubic bone. Goldblum leads Jimmy through one exercise that begins looking like a salsa move and ends up “half thrust, half Kegel”. Goldblum attested that he gets a great crack in his groin from that one, but I followed along with the video and didn’t have the same results.

Fallon then begged Goldblum to let him talk about the actor’s upcoming film, “Independence Day: Resurgence”.

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The most notable lies Rachel Crowe has ever told were that she has 10 children (no twins), she’s running a marathon retracing the path her ancestors took to evade the IRS and that she found childcare for 10 on a Saturday night. She’s also a stand-up comedian and dog walker living in Los Angeles. Follow Rachel on Twitter @Racheddar or on Instagram @thelma_and_disease. Or don’t, but at least appreciate those fresh hot puns.
Rachel Crowe
Rachel Crowe
The most notable lies Rachel Crowe has ever told were that she has 10 children (no twins), she’s running a marathon retracing the path her ancestors took to evade the IRS and that she found childcare for 10 on a Saturday night. She’s also a stand-up comedian and dog walker living in Los Angeles. Follow Rachel on Twitter @Racheddar or on Instagram @thelma_and_disease. Or don’t, but at least appreciate those fresh hot puns.