Amy Schumer and New Hubby Exchanged Comedic Vows

Amy Schumer told Nikki Glaser on Monday that her wedding vows included a promise regarding blowjobs, and some heckling.

“In my vows I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t,’” she chuckled. “And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f–king loser.’ It was all like awful s–t.”

Schumer was the first big guest on Nikki Glaser’s new morning talk show on SiriusXM’s Comedy Central Radio channel. She said she’s enjoying married life, and both she and her new husband Chef Chris Fischer are enjoying throwing the “wife” word around.

She also explained why she and Fisher opted to get married so quickly, and maybe hinted at the possibility of having kids. “Part of the thing that’s good about us getting married so quickly is that we’re so in love. Every girl I know, if they get proposed to they’re like, ‘Oh now? Now that I can’t have kids?'”

Glaser’s new show “You Up with Nikki Glaser” airs Monday through Thursday from 10am to Noon in the East.

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