Amazon Wants to Deliver You Your Groceries

AmazonFresh_610x433Not content with non-perishable items, Amazon is expanding its grocery service from Seattle to San Francisco and Los Angeles. AmazonFresh is set to roll out to Los Angeles this week, competing with super markets. So when you’re buying a dildo and an ipod, don’t forget to throw in some greek yogurt with your order.



  1. Anthony From California

    June 4, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    Don’t forget to use the Weird Medicine or Monday Morning Podcast links.

    • elephant_droid

      June 5, 2013 at 3:35 am

      Anthony From California Nice!

  2. Cletus from Brooklyn

    June 4, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    You can buy a dildo from amazon? Think you let out a bit too much info there, peppy…

  3. Badger1225

    June 5, 2013 at 12:46 am

    You can buy just about anything from Amazon.  My girlfriend bought a handy little chute so she can piss standing up.  I’m serious, I don’t know the official name for it but she loves it.  We’ve tried pissing together, she can’t get any arc to it so she can’t write her name in the snow.

    • elephant_droid

      June 5, 2013 at 3:36 am

      Badger1225 I think it’s called a cock.

      • Badger1225

        June 5, 2013 at 11:27 am

        elephant_droid Badger1225 It’s called a pStyle it’s 7 inches and hard but not very maneuverable.

    • AnthonyLoman

      June 5, 2013 at 11:34 am

      Badger1225 Make her use a crazy straw for extra fun.

  4. Binary Daoist

    June 5, 2013 at 1:36 am

    Fresh Direct delivers across the street from me but not at my building, which has x4 amount of residents… So frustrating.

  5. ecupirate

    June 5, 2013 at 8:39 am

    You can get booze and smokes delivered? pepper should be all over this

  6. Rorschach7

    June 5, 2013 at 11:46 am

    … and I will let them. i HAAAATEEEEEE going to the grocery store.

    • Vickroy

      June 5, 2013 at 2:05 pm

      Sadly, no mandle delivery service yet.

  7. Aria Taint

    June 5, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    Fine, they’ve delivers anal beads an lube so why not peaches and a box of Frosted Flakes?