Alec Baldwin Will Not Run…Or Do Sit Ups

Alec Baldwin claims that he lost his appetite for the NYC Mayor’s race. His bump in weight since the early 90’s shows that it’s the only thing Alec has lost his appetite for. Like Donald Trump, Alec thinks it’s a better life to choose fame and money over an ugly life of a political stooge. While we will miss the parade of ex-girlfriends dropping nasty gossip of coke, poppers and menage a trois, we still think Alec is doing the right thing. Anyway, he’s so busy with the still hot 30 Rock. Luckily brother Stevie seems like he has time– let him throw his nutty hat into the ring.

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