Al Roker Shit Himself at the White House


Big Al Roker soiled his union suit at the White House. Then he wiped his ass with it and chucked it in Bush’s waste basket. NBC, Proud as a Peacock.

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47 Comments

  1. turfgrass64

    January 7, 2013 at 9:02 pm

    This is not news, Al Roker shits his pants everyday on national television…

  2. Foggy_Otis

    January 7, 2013 at 9:06 pm

    Happens.

  3. JoshFromEaston

    January 7, 2013 at 9:11 pm

    Little Jimmy’s going to be so happy.

  4. MillieHatchett

    January 7, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    NEVER trust a fart….dummy

    • Scott From Jersey

      January 7, 2013 at 9:24 pm

      @MillieHatchett shart

  5. Beer

    January 7, 2013 at 9:24 pm

    It’s cause his prolapsed anus

  6. fuchubh

    January 7, 2013 at 9:26 pm

    Wouldn’t going commando just be a recipe for a greater disaster?

  7. BuffaloBill_01

    January 7, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    I bet it smelled like fried chicken, cat fish, and grape soda

  8. stoogemcclassy

    January 7, 2013 at 9:31 pm

    Nope, thats just Obama

  9. The Fivehole

    January 7, 2013 at 9:36 pm

    I’m sure there are worse things you can confess to the world…but right now, I can’t think of any.

    • TwizzlesMcNasty

      January 7, 2013 at 10:09 pm

      @The Fivehole
      and then i ate it.

  10. The Fivehole

    January 7, 2013 at 9:38 pm

    Shart! (a little bit softer now) Shart!  (a little bit softer now!) Shart!  (a little bit louder now!) Shart!

  11. Judge Smails

    January 7, 2013 at 9:41 pm

    So, if this is a side-effect of gastric bypass surgery, that would explain why when I was at the Times Square Hard Rock Cafe I saw one of the managers ripping Ringo Starr’s pants off of the wall and running into the men’s room with them.

    • mistawag

      January 8, 2013 at 2:33 am

      @Judge Smails No! Not Ringo’s pants! I was saving them for burrito night dammit.

  12. RonsCigar

    January 7, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    Did it wake up Al Roker and Obama?

  13. zecket

    January 7, 2013 at 10:15 pm

    The sign of a good television network is when they start reporting on themselves.  Then I REALLY want to watch them.

    • mistawag

      January 8, 2013 at 2:32 am

      @zecket I like the morning news shows that sit there and read the news paper to us..

  14. Hepcat22

    January 7, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    Don’t think I’da told that.

  15. Oprahs moose knuckle

    January 7, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    A side effect of gastric by-pass is to shit ones self and report it as actual news. What do you think it looked like? Mealy?

  16. Oprahs moose knuckle

    January 7, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    Al Roker, snappin logs at da house!

  17. AmericanFirst

    January 7, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    I haven’t seen a black man this comfortable after shitting himself since Obama after the first debate.

  18. neechah

    January 7, 2013 at 11:00 pm

    YOLOAD

  19. neechah

    January 7, 2013 at 11:03 pm

    Here’s what’s crappening in your neck of the woods

    • Goat boy

      January 8, 2013 at 3:01 am

      @neechah Damnit! You beat me to it! Good one!

      • HummusMagnate

        January 8, 2013 at 7:20 am

        @Goat boy …be glad

  20. shrekkalove

    January 8, 2013 at 12:32 am

    Is anyone else instantly worried about Hard Rock Johnnie?

  21. mistawag

    January 8, 2013 at 2:35 am

    That was his turd offense. He should get life.

  22. mistawag

    January 8, 2013 at 2:37 am

    This reminds me of an idea I had years ago.. It’s called “racing corn.”  You number the corn and place bets as to which one will come out first in the toilet.  You can color them or paint little jockeys if you want.

  23. galactictraveler

    January 8, 2013 at 2:48 am

    What an ass wipe !?

  24. taint my problem

    January 8, 2013 at 4:06 am

    C’mon big Al get your shit together

  25. HummusMagnate

    January 8, 2013 at 7:19 am

    Oh boy, I’ve done that before. Just not at the white house… Fancy man.

  26. cigarsNscotch

    January 8, 2013 at 7:43 am

    I heard Obama paid an omage to the movie “Can’t By Me Love” by yelling at Al Roker ‘YOU SHIT ON MY HOUSE!!!’

  27. cigarsNscotch

    January 8, 2013 at 7:45 am

    Can you imagine the horror of the children that thought he was Mr Potato Head from Toy Story.

  28. Cletus from Brooklyn

    January 8, 2013 at 8:03 am

    He loves the caca…

  29. bill cosby

    January 8, 2013 at 8:13 am

    i was just taking the cosby’s to the pool, except i never made it to the pool

  30. Burley

    January 8, 2013 at 8:16 am

    i hope he chokes on a chicken bone!!!

  31. jerkstoresean

    January 8, 2013 at 8:44 am

    Here’s your forecast: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

  32. Aria Taint

    January 8, 2013 at 8:52 am

    Just add that to the other piles of shit that inhabit the white house..

  33. Earthdog

    January 8, 2013 at 9:03 am

    So Black Earl is now Vibe Manager for NBC News?

  34. bmqq316

    January 8, 2013 at 11:17 am

    He also shit himself on the Ron & Fez show when Jimmy confronted him on the air.

  35. Ziggy Stardust

    January 8, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    Uh oh !!  Gambled and lost !!!

  36. BuffaloBill_01

    January 8, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    You never go ass to mouth!

  37. seamus98

    January 8, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    what a dumb bitch, she asks” what did that tell you?”  Well Susan it told me  that you should never trust a fart after you have had gastric bypass surgery, it could be shit so you should either carry an extra set of draws or a 5 gallon bucket everywhere you go.

  38. CryBaby28

    January 8, 2013 at 5:05 pm

    It wouldn’t surprise me if this phony fuck shit himself every day. And enjoyed it.

    • zel

      January 9, 2013 at 12:49 pm

      @CryBaby28 Just out of curiosity, why is he phony?

  39. jonnyfrench1

    January 8, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    There he sat, where he admitted…. He had to fart, but really Shitted!?

  40. G_SPOT_TORNADO

    January 9, 2013 at 11:29 pm

    who is this fucking no talent unfunny douchebag, and why would anyone want to wake up with him? especially if he’s haulin a fuckin load!? for christsakes, he LOOKS like he shits himself on a regular basis! fuck this smelly fuckin shit sitter! jesus!