Al Roker Shit Himself at the White House


Big Al Roker soiled his union suit at the White House. Then he wiped his ass with it and chucked it in Bush’s waste basket. NBC, Proud as a Peacock.

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47 comments
G_SPOT_TORNADO
G_SPOT_TORNADO

who is this fucking no talent unfunny douchebag, and why would anyone want to wake up with him? especially if he's haulin a fuckin load!? for christsakes, he LOOKS like he shits himself on a regular basis! fuck this smelly fuckin shit sitter! jesus!

jonnyfrench1
jonnyfrench1

There he sat, where he admitted.... He had to fart, but really Shitted!?

CryBaby28
CryBaby28

It wouldn't surprise me if this phony fuck shit himself every day. And enjoyed it.

seamus98
seamus98

what a dumb bitch, she asks" what did that tell you?"  Well Susan it told me  that you should never trust a fart after you have had gastric bypass surgery, it could be shit so you should either carry an extra set of draws or a 5 gallon bucket everywhere you go.

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

He's just showing off, Barbara Walters has been constipated since 1993.

bmqq316
bmqq316

He also shit himself on the Ron & Fez show when Jimmy confronted him on the air.

Earthdog
Earthdog

So Black Earl is now Vibe Manager for NBC News?

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Just add that to the other piles of shit that inhabit the white house..

 

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Here's your forecast: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

Burley
Burley

i hope he chokes on a chicken bone!!!

Dip Chipperson
Dip Chipperson

i was just taking the cosby's to the pool, except i never made it to the pool

cigarsNscotch
cigarsNscotch

Can you imagine the horror of the children that thought he was Mr Potato Head from Toy Story.

cigarsNscotch
cigarsNscotch

I heard Obama paid an omage to the movie "Can't By Me Love" by yelling at Al Roker 'YOU SHIT ON MY HOUSE!!!'

HummusMagnate
HummusMagnate

Oh boy, I've done that before. Just not at the white house... Fancy man.

mistawag
mistawag

This reminds me of an idea I had years ago.. It's called "racing corn."  You number the corn and place bets as to which one will come out first in the toilet.  You can color them or paint little jockeys if you want.

mistawag
mistawag

That was his turd offense. He should get life.

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

Is anyone else instantly worried about Hard Rock Johnnie?

neechah
neechah

Here's what's crappening in your neck of the woods

AmericanFirst
AmericanFirst

I haven't seen a black man this comfortable after shitting himself since Obama after the first debate.

Oprahs moose knuckle
Oprahs moose knuckle

A side effect of gastric by-pass is to shit ones self and report it as actual news. What do you think it looked like? Mealy?

Hepcat22
Hepcat22

Don't think I'da told that.

zecket
zecket

The sign of a good television network is when they start reporting on themselves.  Then I REALLY want to watch them.

RonsCigar
RonsCigar

Did it wake up Al Roker and Obama?

Judge Smails
Judge Smails

So, if this is a side-effect of gastric bypass surgery, that would explain why when I was at the Times Square Hard Rock Cafe I saw one of the managers ripping Ringo Starr's pants off of the wall and running into the men's room with them.  

The Fivehole
The Fivehole

Shart! (a little bit softer now) Shart!  (a little bit softer now!) Shart!  (a little bit louder now!) Shart!

The Fivehole
The Fivehole

I'm sure there are worse things you can confess to the world...but right now, I can't think of any.

CURTIS307
CURTIS307

I bet it smelled like fried chicken, cat fish, and grape soda

 

BurettoGaku
BurettoGaku

Wouldn't going commando just be a recipe for a greater disaster?

Beer
Beer

It's cause his prolapsed anus

zel
zel

 @CryBaby28 Just out of curiosity, why is he phony?

 

Goat boy
Goat boy

@neechah Damnit! You beat me to it! Good one!

mistawag
mistawag

 @zecket I like the morning news shows that sit there and read the news paper to us..