A TMZ Christmas Gift: Kate Upton Strips Down in Antarctica


Kate Upton, a white bikini and a giant oreo.  Merry Christmas.

See a lot more photos on tmz.com.

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30 Comments

  1. Greatly Fatigued

    December 18, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    <5 years, Upton will look like an Orca.

    • Amsterclam

      December 18, 2012 at 4:18 pm

      @Greatly Fatigued
       TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!

      • Greatly Fatigued

        December 18, 2012 at 4:24 pm

        @Amsterclam I wish I could.  I just see it.  The issue is, she seems a bit slow and too much exercise will shrink her money makers.  This combination will almost certainly add some layers of winter blubber.  Sorry.

  2. harlequincy

    December 18, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Them titties got plumper (good call LSF)

  3. TBVickroy

    December 18, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    She’s still lovely.

  4. ShoeHat47

    December 18, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    life preserver? i don’t even know her.

  5. MoeSzyslak01

    December 18, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    She’ll be 285 pounds by the time she’s 30 but boy is she bangable now.

  6. Pool Keepers Son

    December 18, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    Got milk

  7. K Dubya

    December 18, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    God damn she has great boobs!

  8. edrooney

    December 18, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    And she’s IN a motorboat.

  9. linuxdood

    December 18, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    and in the second to last picture you can see the slice where the implants were inserted.  Classy.

  10. Cletus from Brooklyn

    December 18, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    She’s already getting fat…

    • Clover leaf

      December 18, 2012 at 5:40 pm

      @Cletus from Brooklyn you take that back you monster.

  11. HabibHaddad

    December 18, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    You would too if you had to exist on a diet of blubber…………

  12. WilliamFBaldwin

    December 18, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    I creamed more then that cookie

  13. johnbsr

    December 18, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    that top may have fit her 10 pounds ago. What a beautiful face. I hope the body doesnt ruin it.

  14. zero episteme

    December 18, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    It’s Antarctica.  She’s in a bikini.  No pokies?! 
     
    Strange.

  15. elephant_droid

    December 18, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    Superbowl commercial?

  16. Ziggy Stardust

    December 18, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    I’d like to give her a double stuff !!

  17. Scott From Jersey

    December 18, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    are her nipples paralyzed ?

    • Peculier

      December 19, 2012 at 5:35 am

      @Scott From Jersey Gotta be taped down

      • sterlingblue

        December 19, 2012 at 10:30 pm

        @Peculier  @Scott From Jersey
         Exactly what I was thinking.

  18. plastic thoughts

    December 18, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    In the footsteps of Anna Nicole.

  19. FLprodivider66

    December 18, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    I should get to tap that? 🙁

  20. Fart Monster

    December 18, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    To all the people saying she’s getting fat… Boy I hope so. That way I have a chance of sticking my wiener inside of her.

  21. tomato_v

    December 19, 2012 at 4:10 am

    Freakin 4am and you sons of b1tches got me runnin a batch here…the things I do to myself for SCIENCE.

  22. Mindyabeeswax

    December 19, 2012 at 7:55 am

    Rack city, Antarctica

  23. Christopher Brooklyn

    December 19, 2012 at 11:43 am

    This is the only reason..the only reason I hope the Mayans are wrong…this fuckin chick drives me CRAZY…

  24. TroutBandit

    December 19, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Her tits have gotten bigger.  How awesome is that?

  25. G_SPOT_TORNADO

    December 19, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    would spin a grin on her face!